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Were any swallows harmed in the making of this shirt?

sdkammer wrote:Wear this shirt: on the count of three. No more, no less.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the count of four, nor on the count of two, unless you are then proceeding to three. Five is right out.

Description Epic Win!

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how long does shipping from here take you guys usually? I am still waiting for my woots 3rd birthday shirt order from mid july :'(

could we say the color is coconut brown or brown the world coconut?

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, wait where's the fourth?)

Ah, how cute! Shirt.Woot! decided to celebrate the overturn of Proposition 8.

those coconuts will look great on my huge tracts of land...

curses! just when i promise i wont buy any more shirts from woot, this epic one pops up!

ViperEagle wrote:Also I don't think it needs the string. It could grip it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

Well done this is a great design :D

Thankfully we got this whole silly coconut weight ratios thing sorted. However, how would a swallow carry a can of spam if he may not grip it by the husk or lash it together with a bit of string?

If you look closely, both birds' tethers run behind the coconut, yet the coconut is somehow suspended to the side (in front) of the strings.

So you see, after all that trouble they went to add their respective five ounces together, they're defying physics anyway. And this was in the physics derby.

Although I suppose if they were free-falling under the weight of the coconut, then the coconut would appear to be 'floating'. But then the strings probably wouldn't be taut, and if they're falling (with style) instead of flying, that check mark has no business being there. They failed.

No "We call this color" section today? You could use Sir Galahad's response to "What's your favorite color?"

"Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!"

Probably change it to the RIGHT color, but you get the point.

This is the site at its best, when it displays such a diversity in its prints. Yesterday, I picked up a beautiful piece of art on a shirt. Today, I bought a shirt full of teh holy lulz. Can't remember the last time I bought two days back-to-back. Definitely psyched, b/c it's my first brown shirt in my new size, as well as only my second brown woot shirt overall.

Congrats, art! Always great to see you print.

YAY! Got one!

It could grip it by the husk....

I want to order.

But I cannot.

"The service is unavailable."

HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!

Hooray I love this shirt! I only hope my slumbering husband did not want one as well.

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam

inworld wrote:I want to order.

But I cannot.

"The service is unavailable."

HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!

Keep trying. It said that to me a couple times.

The order site has been extremely slow today/having problems, and I think its 100% due to the awesome nature of this shirt. Thankfully I got through and was able to order one!

executor485 wrote:The order site has been extremely slow today/having problems, and I think its 100% due to the awesome nature of this shirt. Thankfully I got through and was able to order one!

This server is no more! It has ceased to be!

But seriously, I can't get in either.

wth? I can't buy one, cuz it keeps saying 'Service is unavailable' Please fix this woot

I've been trying to order for almost an hour now, with no luck. It must be working for some people, though, because the button is now bouncing, and it wasn't when I started.

This situation is terribly perilous.

kingofbrits wrote:I've been trying to order for almost an hour now, with no luck. It must be working for some people, though, because the button is now bouncing, and it wasn't when I started.

This situation is terribly perilous.

Just keep at it. Mine went through just now.

kingofbrits wrote:I've been trying to order for almost an hour now, with no luck. It must be working for some people, though, because the button is now bouncing, and it wasn't when I started.

This situation is terribly perilous.

Just keep at it. Mine went through just now.

The service is unavailable...It makes me sad.

Been trying for over an hour to get one of these with 'Service Unavailable' errors.

Now it's sold out.

shirt.woot you have failed me.

Oh no!! I thought that if I waited a little bit the web would sort itself out, and now it's sold out! Oh well. Snooze you lose, I suppose.

sonofabitch... forgot to check last night and it's sold out this morning. grrr Looks like I'm out $15 instead of $10.

Woot needs better customer servers...

I have never, NEVER, cried when I missed a chance at purchasing a woot-shirt. Please find some more of these shirts! They're epic! Even the poo stain color does not distract from the awesome awesomness of this particular woot-T. I command thee!

my shirt has been taxed!!!!

**shakes fist at amazon.com**

ramaham wrote:It's from that movie that people think is a lot funnier than it is. I wonder how many people are gonna say "ni".

Oh shut up! And go and change your armor!

This Better make it to THE RECKONING

tgentry wrote:Nice, congrats Artulo. I predict an early morning sellout.

All hail tgent the predictor!

I also tried to order and got nothing but server failures. I just got another error trying to post a comment. You would think Amazon could afford to buy some servers.

sdkammer wrote:
... Prediction...sellout by 9:00am. ...

Is that 9:00am African or European time?