Shirt.Woot

Somewhere, a muted trombone is playing "Wah wah waaaaaaah".

This is so bad it hurts.

not warable, just looks silly.IMHO

I'd rather have the Christopher Walken in cowboy boots shirt.. Especially if he's dancing!

It looks like a daisy!

The person who wears this is yesterday tee wearer's #1 fan

It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.

That fan really really reminds me of a flower.

Why is the #1 fan an old metal version when it could be a fancy plastic one that oscillates!

This shirt did not blow me away.

What have you done to me woot??? You have some how convinced me to stay up night after night to saw what insanity you will come up with is more important than sleep!!!

A marvelous use of the Microsoft Word clip art library.

ok....lets say you take that #1 foam finger off. what is that under it? Some kinda wierd protruding handle for the fan?

I'm . . . not a fan.

Can tomorrow not be a parody or visual pun? I'd like to see something new and fresh. :D

Reminds me of this fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZdp46Jen_w

Kelsium wrote:Why is the #1 fan an old metal version when it could be a fancy plastic one that oscillates!

Or one of those fancy $400 Dyson desk fans that's not a fan!

#1 stands for "The First" because that is an old model Fan.

A woman chastising chess enthusiasts in a lobby because she hates chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Please..PLEASE...PLEASE...tell me if I put in my request to woot now for this one, they will print it in time for Christmas!

I like the Asphalt color. That is all.

This shirt sucks...and blows.

This shirt blows...

The A/C was out at work, so I was just pondering today if I could become a fan of "fans" on Facebook. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SHIRT.WOOT.

acdawg wrote:This shirt blows...

You guys knock the pun shirt, and yet...

Make sure you don't stick your foam finger in the fan.

CaptainWes wrote:It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.

I disagree. It's fan-tastic.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Draug wrote:Can tomorrow not be a parody or visual pun? I'd like to see something new and fresh. :D

this might be the wrong part of the shirt world to be looking for that.

When even woot is mocking people's choices to buy certain shirts in their writeups, maybe there needs to be fresh blood.

DrBaron wrote:ok....lets say you take that #1 foam finger off. what is that under it? Some kinda wierd protruding handle for the fan?

the electrical cord and plug...maybe? Or a tail.

For those of you who don't get it:

Often times when people enjoy or root for a certain team or person, the use the word "fan" to describe them selves. Often times someone who is a quite fanatical fan of something will claim to the be the number 1 fan. This shirt is a simple play on words in which an actual fan, that would be used for blowing air onto you, is masquerading as a live object that is the number one "fan" of something. It's funny because a fan is a fan.

Enedlhach wrote:For those of you who don't get it:

Often times when people enjoy or root for a certain team or person, the use the word "fan" to describe them selves. Often times someone who is a quite fanatical fan of something will claim to the be the number 1 fan. This shirt is a simple play on words in which an actual fan, that would be used for blowing air onto you, is masquerading as a live object that is the number one "fan" of something. It's funny because a fan is a fan.

Wow, I'm pretty sure everyone got it. If not, there's something seriously wrong...

But thanks for the in-depth explanation.

acdawg wrote:Wow, I'm pretty sure everyone got it. If not, there's something seriously wrong...

But thanks for the in-depth explanation.

I have a rather satire dry sense of humor.

I have a friend who really likes Lady Gaga. I'd get this for him, but I have better things to do with my money than enable bad habits.

After one look at this shirt, I realized I left all of my unrehearsed oratory notes at home.

Why doesn't this fan have a protective cover? If you're not careful, you could lose a finger or two. Then you'd just be a fingerless fan.

Enedlhach wrote:For those of you who don't get it:

Anybody who doesn't "get it" is just an airhead.

(Airhead, get it? You see, the fan blows air, and it has a little head drawn on it, so it's an airhead.)

So why is it that we can't have 4th and 5th place derby winners? No disrespect meant, but the artwork coming from the derbies has been a lot more interesting than the dailies lately.

Are you easily amused?

Yes...how did you know? :O

eco2geek wrote:So why is it that we can't have 4th and 5th place derby winners? No disrespect meant, but the artwork coming from the derbies has been a lot more interesting than the dailies lately.

What he said. ^

I don't get the manatee-zeppelin thing?

explanations?

I tried so hard not to smile at this, and my effort to keep my mouth from budging made me actually laugh harder than I would have normally. I punched myself accordingly

CaptainWes wrote:It would not be a stretch to say this shirt blows.