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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Looks like somebody's ready for the weekly poker game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_Playing_Poker

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

From the look on this pup's eyes I'd reckon he's been digging into his own wares.


Very nice design!

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

I don't know, woot. If you keep exposing these poor dogs to bad influences they're going to develop drinking problems, and nobody wants that.

Supersugar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Supersugar

Brings new meaning to "dying with dignity." I'd happily go with a martini in hand.

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Of course, alcohol dilates your blood vessels, decreasing core temperature and leading to a quicker death when out in the cold.

-Matt Colin

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This is basically what the movie "Balto" was about, right?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
colinm09 wrote:Of course, alcohol dilates your blood vessels, decreasing core temperature and leading to a quicker death when out in the cold.



Yes, but if you're gonna die anyway, might as well have a good drink while it happens.

lonelypond


quality posts: 405 Private Messages lonelypond

I bet it glows in low light, like the glare of the sun off snow.

JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale

I'll take a martini with a twist of lemon and a generous topping of slobber...


*shudders*

*goes off to make her own gin martini*

benjw1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages benjw1

Ah, man's best friends.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

Roll over, Beerthoven?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

No olives?

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

This shirt is perfect for your favorite booze hound.

*rimshot*

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

I'll just take the scotch, thanks. I don't meddle with my liquor.

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

They did this myth on MythBusters.
Conclusion: MYTH BUSTED!

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

I say the words "Happy Hour" and I went OMFGWTFBBQ but was quickly disappointed when I read it more carefully.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Are you sure all that drunken shouting won't cause avalanches?

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

No room for the barrel of brandy?

The history of St. Bernard dogs

JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale
Darquis wrote:I don't know, woot. If you keep exposing these poor dogs to bad influences they're going to develop drinking problems, and nobody wants that.


AHEM! They expose dogs AND people to other saintly spirits, like those on wine.woot.

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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I am trying not to gush, but Oh For Cuuute! Who's the Good Dog, huh?

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

SuperNinja


quality posts: 18 Private Messages SuperNinja

jebalaya


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jebalaya

nothing like a little hair of the dog to fix you up right.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

I did not know that Leann Rimes made tee shirt designs. That's weird wild stuff.Edit: WOOT not to be picky but you forgot the "watch em get down,watch em get down" part.




one more time please.I know you can do it.
home work.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

HA. Have always loved this one, Leon. Congrats.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

oops sorry!

Quelin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Quelin

My hero would never wear a white T-shirt.

White T-Shirts attract one thing. Stains.

--sot--

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir

oh wow! this will go great with my beer helmet!

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir
chrisprender wrote:This is basically what the movie "Balto" was about, right?



greatest comment so far. well done chris

ciarlar


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ciarlar

They proved on an episode of Mythbusters that drinking liquor in freezing climates really does bring the temperature of your extremities up (but actually causes your core body temperature to drop).

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Check the seal on that bottle. Looks like someone melted the yellow snow.

kinzoku


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kinzoku

I've never seen a more appropriate shirt title.

em75


quality posts: 0 Private Messages em75

That is a cute puppy! Nice work as always.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 207 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Schnorbitz?

akakin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages akakin

Remember when I was a puppy and you used to tease me playing "Keep-Away"? Well, I'm now 21 in dog years and two can play this game!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Poor guy just woke up. Look how bloodshot his eyes are!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
jel2301 wrote:No olives?


NightGhost wrote:No room for the barrel of brandy?

The history of St. Bernard dogs



Y'all are correct that the part of the collar we can't see contains NOTHING else. For some reason, only the part you can see holds a variety of alcohol and components of drinks.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

How big of a tip should it get?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

bsmith1


quality posts: 100 Private Messages bsmith1

How would one go about removing items like the martini glass and salt shaker? Are there snaps on there or something?

Shadowhunter312


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Shadowhunter312

The real question is how good is he at mixing? I mean any dog can pour booze into a glass, but only the best can get the right ratio of vermouth to gin for the perfect martini.