coffeenogrumpy


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up your nose with a rubber hose

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

It's so ridi-coo-lass!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

coffeenogrumpy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages coffeenogrumpy

too funny i posted this in the today's woot by ass-ident


na noo na noo

kenney9226


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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

I could set the building on fire.

There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

coffeenogrumpy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages coffeenogrumpy

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

You got some 'splainin' to do.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

"GOOD NIGHT, Mrs. Calabash--wherever you are!"

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

Say Goodnight, Gracie.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

mwiseman


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it's not nice to fool mother nature

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman

Wanna see Joe Namath get creamed?

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

You can't drink it slow if it's Quik!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kimberly4woot


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Yolanda Bowsley, Come on down!

kimberly4woot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kimberly4woot

No! I am your father.

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

It's the friendly pepper-upper.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

Trust me, this won't hurt.

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

What's up doc.

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

Beep, beep

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

Whose your daddy?

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

Long overdue.

pooflady


quality posts: 23 Private Messages pooflady

Who was that masked man?



So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

I tot I taw a puddy tat.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

lplady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady
AZGman wrote:I tot I taw a puddy tat.



I did! I did taw a putty tat!

Iceback


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Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!


More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette

In the end only kindness matters

mwiseman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mwiseman

With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it's great!

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

Oh Magoo. You've done it again!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

pooflady


quality posts: 23 Private Messages pooflady

Caaaaalll for Philllllip Morrrris



So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

ThunderThighs


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Staff

pooflady wrote:Caaaaalll for Philllllip Morrrris

You're dating yourself.



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no1


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ThunderThighs wrote:You're dating yourself.



dating yourself leads to hairy palms and blindness.

no1


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brusha, brusha, brusha! get the new ipana! with the brand new flavor - it's dandy for your teeth! brusha, brusha, brusha! new ipana toothpaste! brusha, brusha, brusha - knock out, decay germs fast! fast! fast - you're sure alright!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 926 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

no1 wrote:dating yourself leads to hairy palms and blindness.

I guess I meant more like carbon dating.



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no1


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ThunderThighs wrote:I guess I meant more like carbon dating.



but i didn't!

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

joe43wv


quality posts: 14 Private Messages joe43wv

Wax on! Wax off!

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226

These are not the droids you're looking for. They can go about their business. Move along...

pooflady


quality posts: 23 Private Messages pooflady

Good to the very last drop.



So when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

They're magically delicious!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kenney9226



Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Heiney Ho!

AZGman


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Brush your breath with Dentyne.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.