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Square Dance

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.000s
First Sucker:
exstatica
Last Wooter to Woot:
Rockstarcomic
Last Purchase:
5 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1032

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

PROTRACTORS NOT WELCOME!

DoublEE


quality posts: 8 Private Messages DoublEE

Meh...more word play.

waxville


quality posts: 0 Private Messages waxville

Nice!!!

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Being nerdy has never looked so cool.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Isosceles what you did there.

Kelsium


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Kelsium

Watch out for the jealous T-square hiding in the barn. They can get real teed!

lonelypond


quality posts: 423 Private Messages lonelypond

Next up, the Electric Slide Rule!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

I wonder if the T-square measures up...if you know whatta mean....

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

They make Acute couple.



Badum-tish.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

I like this. It's acute.

ronzalone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ronzalone

He should find a girl to dance with who is more acute.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
deathteddy wrote:They make Acute couple.



Badum-tish.



Hahahahahahah! Oh my, this got me.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

No no no. It's a half step 10 inches and then a 180 degree turn your partner round and round.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

So what do they make if they get together? A sextant?

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine
chrisprender wrote:PROTRACTORS NOT WELCOME!



That's quite enough hyperbola, thank you.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

From the looks of the tick marks, "he" appears to be metric while "she" is imperial. Their love can never be!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wow, even as an artist I feel this is a bit too geeky for me. LOL still, interesting shirt!

ronzalone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ronzalone

Ugh three acute puns in a row... we really need to think of these responses from a new angle.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Quality Posts

* (12:02 AM, today) nvaine wins the First Pun of the Night Award.



Sorry everyone. You'll get oval it.

villainousfox


quality posts: 2 Private Messages villainousfox

This reminds me of geometry in highschool..... oh... oh god....

alanbbent


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alanbbent

I'm loving these jokes.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Hope this doesn't sell out. I want to get this for a friend, but I've got to axis size.

villainousfox


quality posts: 2 Private Messages villainousfox

You're killing me with all these puns. :D

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

I can see which one is his shootin' arm.




Enedlhach


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Enedlhach

This was drawn at just the right angle

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

dulce' doe and away we go!!! ole'

raspberryroo


quality posts: 10 Private Messages raspberryroo

What's next? The rhombus rodeo?

Darquis


quality posts: 27 Private Messages Darquis

Jeff? Or Jeffrey? I've spotted his nefarious scheme, woot, don't let him sucker you with his innocent seeming first name! IT'S A TRAP

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Stay away from her, son. She just ain't a right triangle.

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

When will they get plumb tired?

ruforman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ruforman

i may be obtuse, but i've gotta protractor all of these puns.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
raspberryroo wrote:What's next? The rhombus rodeo?



Rhombus = one of the best words in the English language.

Hyperbole = THE best word in the English language.

msruru


quality posts: 15 Private Messages msruru

I just saw a bunch of people square dancing. Who knew that kind of stuff still went on?

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

what it it they say "The shortest distance between two points is a straight line" or the two step.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

This shirt needed a red barn to encompass its potential. Without that, it just doesn't measure up.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

"...At first, the mere thought of him made her hear angles singing. But nothing lasts forever. They eventually drew apart, and their marriage ended in a protractored divorce. But she could never erase him from her mind..."

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

xylotism


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xylotism

The jokes are funny, but the shirt isn't...

When is woot going to start putting up some tees worth wearing again?

Shirt.woot, you used to be cool.

HolyApocalypse


quality posts: 2 Private Messages HolyApocalypse

And on the other side of town, a circle dance hootenanny begins to form...those squares may get to do the conga line, but they'll never get to try out the twist.

Soberphotography


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Soberphotography

Hum, he's only got 6 inches...