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Black and White and Red All Over

Speed to First Woot:
2m 29.000s
First Sucker:
icedragonkin
Last Wooter to Woot:
greeneking
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1068

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



Lurntospel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Lurntospel

I like it.... but I don't understand it all too well

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Um, the newspaper is missing. I believe a newspaper is black and white and read all over as well.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I bet that penguin is still fighting the Cold War.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

I don't get it.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

I don't get the reference for this one.

ToasterP


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ToasterP

funny, but the joke would have carried better if their outfits were in color.

also go capitalism of communism

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endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Congrats Omnitarian! Great to see you get some well-deserved love at Woot. :D

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

The black and white part is from a common joke. The red part indicates that they are communists.

Dillybear


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Dillybear

Saw this sideart on Teefury last week. Seemed like a lot of people were interested...if there were someway to contact them and get them here it might sell more!
That tip is free Woot. Cause I like you.

lawrancechoi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lawrancechoi
Lurntospel wrote:I like it.... but I don't understand it all too well



All those animals are black and white. And they are wearing communist hats thus they are "red"

mscrankypants


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mscrankypants

They're all black and white animals. Plus, they're communist...

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Didn't the U.S. recently bust some Russian spies living secret lives? Perhaps the greatest threat is still at large-- IN THE ZOOS!

thatrobert


quality posts: 28 Private Messages thatrobert

Sweet. What's that -- 3 prints in 2 weeks? Wow!

draigun


quality posts: 26 Private Messages draigun

"What's black and white and red all over?" A NEWSPAPERHURRR, etc. etc.

PS: I do love this shirt.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Isn't there supposed to be a blender in the mix?

rasnyder916


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rasnyder916

I'm thinking that bird looks a lot more like a magpie than a raven...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

That's some serious equipment the penguin is carrying...

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

If I didn't already know the joke that an embarrassed zebra's "black and white and red all over" then I would think that the animal on the right is like Hobbes, or something, after he got into a fight and got his nose punched hard, maybe.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

There is no "I", there is only "we"!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

The best part is definitely the all-too-serious penguin with the gun. I think I would buy the shirt if he was the only thing on it.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

omnitarian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages omnitarian

I, for one, am deeply offended by this shirt.

Also: It is a magpie

kc6201


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kc6201
Xihix wrote:The black and white part is from a common joke. The red part indicates that they are communists.



The red is part of the joke too. You probably already know that though. There are also like 10 different punchlines for that joke. I also first saw this as Teefury side-art. I think it's really clever, but I'm not sure if I want to buy it or not. I'm not exactly rolling in money.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

First they got our dinosaurs, now they've gotten our bi-color animals! D:

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Comrade Omni... I see you have defected over to that state with the many, many lakes. You make me sad to hear that, but happy to see you make this shirt!

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

In Soviet Russia, t-shirt buys you

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

Question: What's black and white and red all over?

Answer: "Russian Winter, broken hearts, cold winds in the dark."




rasnyder916


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rasnyder916
omnitarian wrote:I, for one, am deeply offended by this shirt.

Also: It is a magpie



Nice I thought so

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
omnitarian wrote:I, for one, am deeply offended by this shirt.

Also: It is a magpie



I'll PM you my bank address for my share of the Woot money.

CarnivalNights


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CarnivalNights

Please to God don't sellout when I wake up.

kc6201


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kc6201
CarnivalNights wrote:Please to God don't sellout when I wake up.



Why can't you just buy it now?

CarnivalNights


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CarnivalNights
kc6201 wrote:Why can't you just buy it now?



Lazy and ready to sleep.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Nice, glad to see this one here! :D

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss
Lurntospel wrote:I like it.... but I don't understand it all too well



I minored in poli sci, and I dont get it either.

mattchua


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mattchua

The animals are all black and white, but they're red cause they're commies!!!! haha statin' the obvious, but i love this shirt!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
aoviss wrote:I minored in poli sci, and I dont get it either.



This post is full of puzzles and labyrinths.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

Do they represent specific communist leaders? The one on the right (skunk) reminds me of Brezhnev.

Castro - Bay of Pigs perhaps?

In that company, I'd expect Mao to be third, but I don't get the bird (he did kill a lot of sparrows) - anyone?

Then there's Moses the Raven from Orwell's _Animal Farm_ - okay, I'm totally confused and must go to bed.

I sent a email to my brother, who knows much more than I do about such things...

edit: When I went to bed, I was thinking that maybe the one one the left was a zebra's body with a pig's nose, but I see a lot of you say it's just a zebra. I don't think the head looks like a zebra's, but maybe that's how a zebra came out when Omnitarian anthropormorphized it. Also, the cap with the star - that's Chinese Red Army, right?

BSquared6


quality posts: 1 Private Messages BSquared6

what is black and white and red all over?
a commie zebra! (or penguin or skunk or raven...i guess) hahaha...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
CarnivalNights wrote:Lazy and ready to sleep.



And this is how the Cold War was won by the USA...


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dreconem


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dreconem

The magpie is the best part. It looks like its about to open a miniscule can of whoop A$$.