Shirt.Woot

danielvutran wrote:Would you want your girlfriend to be a banana? think about that for a sec. There's only one way to have intercourse.

I hope I've scarred you.

put her in a blender with strawberries AND AWESOMENESS.

ps you have scarred me just a bit

danielvutran wrote:Assuming Peanut Butter is a girl. That means Jam is also a girl. That's hot.

But if PB is male, that means Jam is also male. Not hot.

Either way is especially gross since that would mean the banana is either male (Wow. Gross.) or female (Wow. Grosser?).

Clearly Banana is a girl. Notice the eyelashes.

kc6201 wrote:Clearly Banana is a girl. Notice the eyelashes.

i said all 3 were girls

I like the shirt, but something about the shading on the banana bothers me...hmmm...I might pass on this one...I'm hoping Calorie Burning places in the derby, and I don't wanna end up with too many food shirts if it does ;)

jeanerz13 wrote:I like the shirt, but something about the shading on the banana bothers me...hmmm...I might pass on this one...I'm hoping Calorie Burning places in the derby, and I don't wanna end up with too many food shirts if it does ;)

i want the bacon cheeseburger... by that i mean i wana go to wendys now and get me a triple baconantor.

a75952 wrote:i want the bacon cheeseburger... by that i mean i wana go to wendys now and get me a triple baconantor.

Why don't you just go to KFC and get the double down? you'll clog your arteries faster...

EDIT: Hmm...then again bacon does have a lot of fat...

Move along, nothing to see here.

Come on jelly, the more the merrier!

Looks like Peanut Butter got caught cheating on his other half. Scandalous.

Ansemx2 wrote:Sorry, but it needs to be posted.

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Actually, after this, it probably won't be peanut butter jelly time for a while.

saxamaphone wrote:It's a trap!

I see you trap, and raise you a tarp:

she needs a baseball bat.

Wait 'til she finds him with the chocolate!

I suppose that means no more "hiding the banana" for Mr. Peanut Butter...

:]

kc6201 wrote:Jelly should get back at PB by cheating on him with Cream Cheese. It's delicious on crackers.

We prefer the term "Caucasian Americans."

Jelly wanted no part of that appeal.

Looks like someone wishes they were in a tight jam...

kamikaze07 wrote:Jelly wanted no part of that appeal.

jelly was half-faced anyways,two wrongs make a soooo right.

Surely in this case, familiarity bread contempt.

a75952 wrote:put her in a blender with strawberries AND AWESOMENESS.

ps you have scarred me just a bit

I think the blender scars more than any alternative... not speaking from *AHEM GOONIES.. cough cough*experience or anything.

I enjoy the vibe of this design, but if the banana has lashes and the peanut butter doesn't, that means the banana's female and peanut butter's male, so the jam should have lashes as well.
Other than that, it's an enjoyable design!

ptreno6 wrote:I enjoy the vibe of this design, but if the banana has lashes and the peanut butter doesn't, that means the banana's female and peanut butter's male, so the jam should have lashes as well.
Other than that, it's an enjoyable design!

They could be 3 dudes for all we know. I mean, it's two pieces of bread and a banana!

Was the banana a cheatin Chaquita or an a-Dole-terer?

kamikaze07 wrote:Surely in this case, familiarity bread contempt.

D'ough!

I'm terribly concerned that nobody seems to have noticed...THAT TART OF A BANANA IS NAKED! NAKED!

At least jelly walked in before the slicing began.

Sandwich time never ends well for the banana.

Arrrghghghggh!!! No more anthropomorphized food!!

Funny and clever. Well done!

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Haven's I'm amazed at all the worry about the gender of food items!

Great job, Brett - congrats. I'm not a big fan cutesy anthro-food designs, but this is really cute and funny. Nice one!

speaking of jealousy

Noooooo I just had to click on the comments and see all the bad puns........

Anyway, I wanted to remark that this is possibly the first time I've seen a banana portrayed as feminine. It usually goes the other way around, for... uh... obvious reasons.

I think I know why the peanut butter side is male, and it's not because only men cheat.

jombi21 wrote:I think I know why the peanut butter side is male, and it's not because only men cheat.

Is it because he only thinks with his peanuts?

My girlfriend cheats on me with that same banana all the time

PB had just recently gotten himself out of a sticky situation with Fluff. It's obvious to Jelly that he hasn't changed his ways, because now he's caught himself in a jam!

I'd been in for the whole lot if only it was glow in the dark.

boosi wrote:Has anyone tried peanut butter and jelly on crackers? I was out of bread one day....

I LOVE peanut butter and jelly on crackers! And peanut butter on crackers! And jelly on crackers.

I think it's time we now tried bananas on crackers. It sounds delicious. But don't tell the peanut butter!

this shirt reminds me of the dirty joke, "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"...