paigeg


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AdderXYU wrote:This would be relevant if it wasn't for years of the exact opposite.

It must be nice to live in the world of the average wooter, where every new dawn is a completely new world and nothing bad that has ever happened will ever happen again, but here in the real world it's one more slap in the face. Anyone who can grasp why woot needs to change can grasp why this is more than a bad joke.



Nooooo, it's nice to live in a world where Woot is not the end-all and be-all of my existence.
Woot needs work, and I see this derby as somewhat an admission of that. I mean, along with, shutthefuckupitsjustateeshirt.
Change is ssssssllllooooow. Even on the Interwebz. And it won't be what you truly want, because society has changed. (NOT going to argue if it's for better or worse!). Not to mention the teensy fact that lifeasAdderwouldhaveit ain't the only game in town.
Perspective: I help to design/develop/LIVE a grants management system. It SUXXXXX! With a capital UXXX! No one, and I mean NO one is ever happy with what we ultimately deploy to production.
On a day-to-day basis, this makes me frickin' crazy. But it also helps me to think longer term, and not get my panties in a bunch over everything on Woot that chafes me.
O.M.G. where whas I? Before I lose all focus - I am NOT your average Wooter (at least, my perception of what you think that is). I am 50 years old, have a successful career in criminal justice and collegiate-level education, and have actually read many of the classics, and intend to read more. I like Lolcats. I talk to my dog (and yes, heaven forgive me - my husband!) in lolcat-speak. I was raised on a farm and my Dad was in the military. I have tattoos. I am a weightlifter. I work out - a lot. I rock. HARD. I have a hubby a decade+ my years. I am NOT typical.
>pant~pant< I STILL think Woot rocks.

no1


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paigeg wrote:I talk to my dog in lolcat-speak.



boy, i bet the dog just loves that.


pandamonium long sleeve tee YAY MEDIOCRITY!

paigeg


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no1 wrote:boy, i bet the dog just loves that.



Yeah, he's stoopid.

AdderXYU


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paigeg wrote:Nooooo, it's nice to live in a world where Woot is not the end-all and be-all of my existence.
Woot needs work, and I see this derby as somewhat an admission of that. I mean, along with, shutthefuckupitsjustateeshirt.
Change is ssssssllllooooow. Even on the Interwebz. And it won't be what you truly want, because society has changed. (NOT going to argue if it's for better or worse!). Not to mention the teensy fact that lifeasAdderwouldhaveit ain't the only game in town.
Perspective: I help to design/develop/LIVE a grants management system. It SUXXXXX! With a capital UXXX! No one, and I mean NO one is ever happy with what we ultimately deploy to production.
On a day-to-day basis, this makes me frickin' crazy. But it also helps me to think longer term, and not get my panties in a bunch over everything on Woot that chafes me.
O.M.G. where whas I? Before I lose all focus - I am NOT your average Wooter (at least, my perception of what you think that is). I am 50 years old, have a successful career in criminal justice and collegiate-level education, and have actually read many of the classics, and intend to read more. I like Lolcats. I talk to my dog (and yes, heaven forgive me - my husband!) in lolcat-speak. I was raised on a farm and my Dad was in the military. I have tattoos. I am a weightlifter. I work out - a lot. I rock. HARD. I have a hubby a decade+ my years. I am NOT typical.
>pant~pant< I STILL think Woot rocks.



Good for you.

Woot is still in the wrong, and just because you have other things in your life that you feel are more worthy of your time than artistic ethics and business ethics being upheld doesn't mean everyone should take that road. If it is wrong it should be fought against by someone, and I don't exactly see a whole bunch of people stepping up. Y'all want to eat the bread when it's finished being made, but there's so little desire to help mix or knead or bake. If no one is willing to put in the labor, no one gets anything. And if too few people care about that labor, as good as nothing changes.

Believe me, there are far more important things in my life than woot, or t-shirts in general. But I feel that the artistic disrespect that is shown here by both "designers" and users and even moderators and staff is beyond disgusting, and symptomatic of a plague that needs to be cured. Art and creativity -is- very important to me, in all its myriad forms. So while my external life does indeed exist outside the realm of this or other sites, I willingly devote time here because I don't think anyone else cares enough, and do think someone needs to. I'm sure you believe you have a very rich life which also has far bigger problems. Great. But it doesn't put woot in the right, and it doesn't change the downward spiral of society representative in woot's choices. It's one thing to not be as passionate, but I can't help but feel sitting back 100% is no different than condoning it.

jstjred


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AdderXYU wrote:This would be relevant if it wasn't for years of the exact opposite.

It must be nice to live in the world of the average wooter, where every new dawn is a completely new world and nothing bad that has ever happened will ever happen again, but here in the real world it's one more slap in the face. Anyone who can grasp why woot needs to change can grasp why this is more than a bad joke.



If it is more than a bad joke does that make it a meme?

Naolito


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I finished mine! i hope you like it :D

5 colors on black

midgerock


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went a different direction...
presenting epic f-a-i-l.

Spiritgreen


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Hey, I really like the way you drew the keyboard and your background texture, Naolito!

Me... I'm going to wake up tomorrow, torch everything I've made today and try and start fresh. Sheesh. This theme ain't working for me, or vice versa.

midgerock


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sterno wrote:Not to sound mean, but Amateur is spelled wrong. Otherwise, this is really good.



I think it adds to the joke.
Keep it.

paigeg


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AdderXYU wrote:Good for you.

I willingly devote time here because I don't think anyone else cares enough, and do think someone needs to. I'm sure you believe you have a very rich life which also has far bigger problems. Great. But it doesn't put woot in the right, and it doesn't change the downward spiral of society representative in woot's choices. It's one thing to not be as passionate, but I can't help but feel sitting back 100% is no different than condoning it.


Adder, I agree. I do! And I am sad that you feel so isolated in your perception that no one else here cares.

downward spiral of society

Wow. That is far too much to put on a site that sells tees.

But fight the good fight. I'm there every time some A-hole cuts me off because they're texting. And every time a guy brushes through a doorway ahead of me. And every time some prariedog calls his girlfriend something horrendous and she takes it because she doesn't know any better.
And every time some a-hole posts a sub that is truly heinous.
And every time someone phones it in (odroc, patrick? Am I lying?)
Consider me an ally,overall. But I'm gonna take you down on the minutiae. (yep, I can SPELL - actually no-fair because I used to identify fingerprints by minutiae. Lol!)
I love the contrast you provide, and reality check. Mostly, I agree.
Just - whoa! Let it happen. Honest. Woot +5 years. Think of the possibilities. (and Puh-leeze try to think of the positives! Otherwise, woot=gone and there is no debate.

paigeg


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no1 wrote:izzat chuck? izzy sportin' a "package"?



Oh yeah u no it!

midgerock


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Naolito wrote:I finished mine! i hope you like it :D

5 colors on black



I really like this. his expression although reminiscent of keyboard is all your own. hilarious!

paigeg


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ThunderThighs wrote:Heh, I referred to him as Otto Pilot before he was born.



Apparently I have missed some salient event on a personal level. I think we lose a lot of that her. Congrats to whoever has procreated. I wish you all the best, and more.
Wow. I bet even Adder congratted on a birth. I suck!

iloveschocobos


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k8edid3 wrote:i remember the hampster dance from about 12 years ago. many late nights of school work required at least one hampster dance study break.

then about 5 years ago was badger badger badger. that one also helped me through late nights in the lab.

i would love a shirt with these two concepts. (i know the shirt design requires 3 memes, but these two were the most memorable for me.)



I almost forgot about those! LOL! I may...have an idea...

paigeg


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paigeg wrote:OK, before I alienate half the community with my paranoid conviction that this is all a despicable Woot plot to tweak our noses in our past complaints... Oh wait.
Before I alienate Woot into banning me with my paranoid conviction that this is all a despicable Woot plot to tweak our noses in our past complaints...
I've been working on a sub that I think I like, but can use some assist. This is a flattened jpeg, but each element is on a different layer (yes, even both girls, AND the cup). Background is transparent.
I srsly don't think my skilz are up to making this sing, even tho I love the concept.
Thoughts? Collab? Redraw? B/W? Coleur? Plz gives me inputs bfore I splodes!

Direct link is here.



BUMP!
Ocumon rly? no love for the king of all memes?
onest. wid rly bitchin skilz di will kill!
Oragutan Mating Guide, think I have denigrated...

paigeg


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On a strictly persoal note. The sky is falling here in the northeast. The sound outside my window is deafening. Totally distracting to my muse!
Hot-damn, I think someone just dropped a bucketloader of fluid outside my winder!

jr637


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Someone should really use Push Button, Receive Bacon

AdderXYU


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paigeg wrote:
downward spiral of society

Wow. That is far too much to put on a site that sells tees.



But it's not too much to put on a site that by definition patronizes the arts. If the art woot patronizes is what art has become, it very much is a symptom of the downfall of society. there's no value further than monetary. Am I seriously the only person who finds that disgusting, or are there still some people who value things other than arbitrary scraps of paper?

To say woot is only a place that sells tees is to completely ignore the implications its actions have for business overall, especially the business involving the marketing of the arts, and art overall, especially as relates to people who respect their craft too much to sell out to the sorts of greedy people who believe art is just a commodity. Woot is more than a business and more than a place where clothes are sold, just like a forest is more than just a bunch of trees... it's a habitat and it's a beautiful natural place and it's full of, well, trees, which make oxygen and drink in co2 and it's a place to hike and camp and enjoy. You can profit off the wood and the land because it's just land and just trees, or you can preserve its integrity for the good of the future. One forest is meaningless, but still important.

That's why woot needs to change. It's not just tees and money. Or at least, even if woot wants to be, there is far too much more going on that will die if they mine it for profit. Think Lorax here.

jeanerz13


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sittle wrote:We should let Adder judge this one...



I would argue that Adder judges everything. What you mean is that he should choose who prints ;) (Sorry, felt like being difficult...)

jeanerz13


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paigeg wrote:OK, before I alienate half the community with my paranoid conviction that this is all a despicable Woot plot to tweak our noses in our past complaints... Oh wait.
Before I alienate Woot into banning me with my paranoid conviction that this is all a despicable Woot plot to tweak our noses in our past complaints...
I've been working on a sub that I think I like, but can use some assist. This is a flattened jpeg, but each element is on a different layer (yes, even both girls, AND the cup). Background is transparent.
I srsly don't think my skilz are up to making this sing, even tho I love the concept.
Thoughts? Collab? Redraw? B/W? Coleur? Plz gives me inputs bfore I splodes!

Direct link is here.



You may want to change what meme he's stepping on...I can see some people being offended by stepping on a baby (child abuse). *shrugs* just a thought...Maybe I'm wrong though

paigeg


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jeanerz13 wrote:You may want to change what meme he's stepping on...I can see some people being offended by stepping on a baby (child abuse). *shrugs* just a thought...Maybe I'm wrong though



The dancing baby? REALLY?
IDK, I've wanted to shoot the thing in the head since I first saw it, for impersontating a real baby. JMHO

drkansm


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Ohhhh man, if someone includes Rainbow Stalin...
my mind WILL be blown (also i'd totally buy several of them)!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rainbow-stalin

this one is the best though >_> http://rainbowstalin5.ytmnd.com/

genericsmith


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Somebody should do a Meme fruit bowl...

LOLWHUT pear
Peanut Butter Jelly Banana

Um...

There has to be a third fruit... Hmmmm...

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

jeanerz13


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paigeg wrote:The dancing baby? REALLY?
IDK, I've wanted to shoot the thing in the head since I first saw it, for impersontating a real baby. JMHO



lol yeah I hate the dancing baby...but he's not dancing now :P If someone were to see the shirt and didn't realize it was the dancing baby might have a fit. I don't know. Hopefully from the rest of the context you'll be okay though.

Title for you though, Meme Massacre? Or Meme-sacre? :P

AdderXYU


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genericsmith wrote:Somebody should do a Meme fruit bowl...

LOLWHUT pear
Peanut Butter Jelly Banana

Um...

There has to be a third fruit... Hmmmm...



surely there is

Also, the LOLWUT pear is actually copyrighted art. Sort of like Staring Contest. Just because people think they can use it doesn't make it theirs.

theinfinityloop


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Lolwut a Beautiful Morning


kbloomq1


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theinfinityloop wrote:Lolwut a Beautiful Morning



Congratulations, you took a horrible, horrible theme and made something cute and creative. I would vote for this. Well done.

kbloomq1


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midgerock wrote:his expression although reminiscent of keyboard is all your own.



Not really. I think it's supposed to be reminiscent of this: http://knowyourmeme.com/i/4647/original/20080619-awesomehuge.jpg?1246591704

fishbiscuit5


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Got slammed by the nastiest virus while researching Internet Memes. What a waste of 3 hours. I should have been drawing. Should I take this as a sign? Internet Memes are viral and detrimental to your health?

midgerock


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kbloomq1 wrote:Not really. I think it's supposed to be reminiscent of this: http://knowyourmeme.com/i/4647/original/20080619-awesomehuge.jpg?1246591704



I see it now.
sorry.

paigeg


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paigeg wrote:
I srsly don't think my skilz are up to making this sing, even tho I love the concept.
Thoughts? Collab? Redraw? B/W? Coleur? Plz gives me inputs bfore I splodes!

Direct link is here.



It's late. The lovely downpours here in eastern US are calling me to bed. Can't wait to snuggle down and just listen to the rain. I'm all mellow and S#it.
But reply or PM me dammit. My sketches ain't all that, but the idea deserves some attention. sed.

wootvan


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paigeg wrote:
Hot-damn, I think someone just dropped a bucketloader of fluid outside my winder!



The bucketload of fluid outside the window is my FAVORITE meme of all-time forever!

tanglewood512


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kaseyfleming wrote:super early rough sketch. You guys think this pass for the rulz and stuff.



This reminds me of the old star wars poster. Really like it.

paigeg


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fishbiscuit5 wrote:Got slammed by the nastiest virus while researching Internet Memes. What a waste of 3 hours. I should have been drawing. Should I take this as a sign? Internet Memes are viral and detrimental to your health?



Condolences. Need a tissue?

fishbiscuit5


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paigeg wrote:Condolences. Need a tissue?



Nah, I'm ok now! Took three passes with malware remover and three attempts at system restore in safe mode to get rid of it. Nasty! No files lost. Whew! Enjoy the rain, Paige. I'm experiencing the east coast deluge as well.

JesseBYAH


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theinfinityloop wrote:Lolwut a Beautiful Morning



Oh wow, this is so great! This works without knowing that they're supposed to be memes. It's just deliciously random. I loooove it! Thank you for restoring my faith in the derby this week

theinfinityloop


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kbloomq1 wrote:Congratulations, you took a horrible, horrible theme and made something cute and creative. I would vote for this. Well done.


JesseBYAH wrote:Oh wow, this is so great! This works without knowing that they're supposed to be memes. It's just deliciously random. I loooove it! Thank you for restoring my faith in the derby this week


Thanks! Now, if I can just tackle coloring it...


polluxoil


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The only thing I could initially think of was a stick figure representation of know your meme. It kind of devolved into a bunch of stick figures doing memey things. It sucks as is, but with refinement and better placement I think it might work.

On the other hand, just doodling these stick figures has kind of made me want to see a full-blown artist rendition of Techno Viking vs. Giant Enemy Crab. I may try to do it myself, but honestly I think another artist might be better doing it. Like....a Drakxx/CrescentDebris rendition of that would be pretty otterific.

jr637


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theinfinityloop wrote:Lolwut a Beautiful Morning



I see the Push Button Receive Bacon meme but where are the other two?

jeanerz13


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jr637 wrote:I see the Push Button Receive Bacon meme but where are the other two?



In addition to that, I see nannerpuss in the middle of the table, double rainbows out the window, badgers, and a pancake bunny....did I miss any?