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Poker Game

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
mxbrown
Last Wooter to Woot:
MidEnginedV10
Last Purchase:
9 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 25% of Shirt Woots
Top 38% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
9218

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Somebody call in the poker-playing dogs to mediate.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

If I don't stop drawing to these inside straights, they'll never let me be Captain!

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Besides infringement, I dont get it.
Its a trap, yes. "Noooo" is not a meme.
Facepalm, yeah. Aces? Do I need to be a picard/trek fan to "get it"?

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

DO()NOT()WANT

wait no

DO KINDA WANT

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

That ace is a black diamond! Never seen that before!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Wow, congrats stardamsel! A really amazing blend of characters and memes

Vote!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Things have just not been going well for Ackbar lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0pTIDb-r0

jago


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jago

YES! Instant buy!

I have only one quality post.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Can't read Vader's Pokerface Po-Po-Pokerface.

jermaniac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jermaniac

I guess this settles the whole "Star Wars v Star Trek" debate.

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui
aoviss wrote:Besides infringement, I dont get it.
Its a trap, yes. "Noooo" is not a meme.
Facepalm, yeah. Aces? Do I need to be a picard/trek fan to "get it"?



Yeah, I was wondering if I missed something as well, seeing as I neither watch Star Trek, nor play poker.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

For some reason I completely forgot today was Friday so I was really confused when I saw a derby shirt. Brain fart. I'm okay now, though, I promise.

>.>
<.<

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

How does Darth Vader even drink that coke bottle thingy?!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

phantom240


quality posts: 4 Private Messages phantom240

I can't believe this actually won. Epic. In for one. Also, otterific that the artist is also from Slidell, LA (like me). What are the odds?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Really, he had 3 aces and a king... we just couldn't get Jean Luc to see reason:



There... are... FOUR... lights!

lonelypond


quality posts: 451 Private Messages lonelypond

Star Wars + Star Trek = universally irresistible to voters. Mind you, I'm a Trek Classic type myself.



bhcompy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bhcompy

Is this the episode where they go in to a time-loop playing poker and DataVader has to send a message to himself through the time vortex to alert the crew that they're in a time loop?

Buonvino


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Buonvino

Wow...did not think this was going to garner first place. I thought for sure that "Recycle Your Memes" would have taken the top spot in this derby, easily. Congrats.

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

djenkins1982


quality posts: 15 Private Messages djenkins1982

dbhyslop


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dbhyslop

But later will he admit that there may have been five aces?

This shirt is truly epic.

Kalari


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Kalari

It's a sad derby indeed when the top vote-getter has less than 800. Looking forward to next week's derby.


  • (25)shirt.woots
  • (1) Bag o' Crap! 9/22/10

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

It's a funny t-shirt, but I remember back in the day when the derby entries had to get over 1,000 votes to win.

Ah well, still a pretty funny shirt, but I'm broke for a little while. Maybe on the reckoning chart.

zikzak


quality posts: 22 Private Messages zikzak
phantom240 wrote:I can't believe this actually won. Epic. In for one. Also, otterific that the artist is also from Slidell, LA (like me). What are the odds?



"Never tell me the odds!" - Han Solo

jermaniac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jermaniac
Assassin15 wrote:How does Darth Vader even drink that coke bottle thingy?!



I find your lack of faith disturbing, and it looks like whiskey.

bibliophile20


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bibliophile20

The Geeky Is Strong With This One.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Needs more Shatner.


Congrats, Stardamsel! I'm so happy to see you print! I think this was one of the most clever entries for the meme mashup. Very good show!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

On the one hand, I like Star Wars. On the other, I don't like Star Trek. The problem is, this shirt is a giant billboard that screams NERD. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

drewfus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drewfus

I get it, but it just isn't funny. Maybe better if they were teamed up against each other playing Pictionary, or maybe Scattergories.

ticalmc2k2


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ticalmc2k2

I'm SO tired of seeing the "It's a trap!" internet meme. It's so tired and played out.

ozzy73


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ozzy73

Do I have anyone who wants to bet when it will sell out? Star Trek + Star Wars + woot! = sell out

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

While I understand the Star Wars half of it, I neither watch Star Trek nor play poker... am I missing something?

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

Two Star Trek dudes at one table, I think something is fishy and it's not the Admiral.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

Wait...is Picard hiding a 5th ace in his left hand?

::w:o:o:t::

soliver


quality posts: 27 Private Messages soliver

Take that you stupid Cardassians!

kliniczny


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kliniczny

Nooooooooooooooo! Now I must buy one!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
Buonvino wrote:Wow...did not think this was going to garner first place. I would have thought for sure that "Recycle Your Memes" would have taken the top spot in this derby, easily. Congrats.



Are you kidding? Nothing can stop the Vader!

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Four aces is a Star Trek reference, kind of meme-ish.

NOOOOOOO is kinda a meme since the Chinese subtitle version had the English say "OH GOD, THEY CAN SEE ME!".

Facepalm is there.

IT'S A TRAP is there.

amnewsboy


quality posts: 48 Private Messages amnewsboy

That does not look like tea (Earl Grey, hot) that Picard is drinking.