Shirt.Woot

Should be named "Chest of Text"

So. Much. Reading.

So why it is a "buttafuoco" if they'll give you the shirt? Shouldn't it be "win! wear the shirt" and an arrow back to origin?

And while I like the "divide by zero" result, I agree that it looks like the results for "is he/she cute" are backwards.

Oh well. I applaud how the "wearing the shirt" sections are rotated. Cheers.

Shirts should be quick and easy to read. If you have to stare at one's chest for a minute or so and have to actively think during that time, it kind of sucks.

At the end of this shirt is a bag o' crap!

I think the "is he/she cute" option is backward...

There is no way anyone except savants and those with photographic memories will have time to get this shirt. Still really cool though.

The only thing missing is "Continued on back ->".

ØMG YES. This is hilarious. In for 2!

A Guide to Understanding Flowcharts

Wear this shirt: hey, you don’t need us for this. Just follow the chart.

I love going meta.

hak426 wrote:I think the "is he/she cute" option is backward...

Agreed, but then on the other hand it means that the creator of this flowchart is too nerdy to know what to do if the person is cute haha.

its better if the print is on the back, more people can enjoy it then.

will woot allow that, or is it too much hassle flipping shirts around? don't they have to look at it anyway to make sure print goes on the front?

I still don't see how if the person is your size and you answer yes to will they give you this shirt it = buttafuoco.

pmcizhere wrote:Agreed, but then on the other hand it means that the creator of this flowchart is too nerdy to know what to do if the person is cute haha.

Well as a (potential) wearer of this shirt, I don't want to be sending the wrong messages. PASS. Otherwise, it's great.

also is this only for straight males or joyous females?

whats with gender questions.

TLDR.

Congrats Parrotworks!

Personally, this shirt isn't my cup of tea; However, I would be lying if I said I wasn't drawn to it. During the derby, I had your image up for quite some time, following all your silly paths. Out of all the entries, this one held my attention the longest... that at least worth a cookie, or better yet... A PRINT!

cedaroo wrote:So why it is a "buttafuoco" if they'll give you the shirt? Shouldn't it be "win! wear the shirt" and an arrow back to origin?

And while I like the "divide by zero" result, I agree that it looks like the results for "is he/she cute" are backwards.

Oh well. I applaud how the "wearing the shirt" sections are rotated. Cheers.

It's fail on the part of the giver, because they give up the shirt.

I get caught in an infinite loop when I answer the questions.

So far we've got one shirt that completely ignores the rules of using licensed characters, and one which completely ignored the rule of using only limited text. Way to go!

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pmcizhere wrote:on the other hand it means that the creator of this flowchart is too nerdy to know what to do if the person is cute haha.

I doubt it... especially as there is a "stalk wearer" path down the tree... which is even sicker if you DON'T find them cute.

I hate to contemplate what that might entail.

If I drop some of my favorite dessert on this shirt will it become a pie chart?

It's like a pick your own adventure shirt.

What if the shirt does smell, but it smells like detergent? Washing and drying wouldn't help at all!

i don't understand why it always goes back to "are you wearing this shirt?" (minus the deodorant part)

I'm happy to say that I don't know what the eff is going on with this shirt...


Sorry PW I'm still a fan and all, I just hated this theme, lol.

While I'm easily geeky enough to wear such a text heavy shirt I'm just not into royal blue clothing, unfortunately must pass.

"Is someone else wearing this shirt?"
"No"
"Dude, take it!"

Wait a minute, that makes no sense! If no one else is wearing the shirt, what are we taking!?

It matches the horrible flowchart tattoo I have on my chest telling me to put a shirt on. Thanks for all the support.

lilmul123 wrote:Shirts should be quick and easy to read. If you have to stare at one's chest for a minute or so and have to actively think during that time, it kind of sucks.

I get these shirts so people WILL stare at my chest!

Slam

While this is a clever graphic, I've found that it's not as much fun wearing text-heavy shirts.

If someone has to stand there staring at my chest for more than just a few quick moments, the shirt has gone from a fun statement made by clever drawing to a comment that not everyone who reads it is going to understand (or even finish reading it, for that matter, much like this comment, don't you think?) or enjoy.

retro007 wrote:I get caught in an infinite loop when I answer the questions.

Does it make me a nerd if all I can think of, after you said "infinite loop", is about visual basics and how it infinitely loops if you forget a smidgen of code?

This must be a joke. A flow chart won? At least you enjoy your super nerd lifestyles. Just remember, other people are making love while you nerd it up. Food for thought...

Oldknave wrote:It's like a pick your own adventure shirt.

There's a reason those were books, and not shirts.

rabidwooter wrote:This must be a joke. A flow chart won? At least you enjoy your super nerd lifestyles. Just remember, other people are making love while you nerd it up. Food for thought...

Nerds make love too.. to other nerds! Except the slang is called swapping glasses... wink wink.

rabidwooter wrote:This must be a joke. A flow chart won? At least you enjoy your super nerd lifestyles. Just remember, other people are making love while you nerd it up. Food for thought...

You've never been to a con, have you? Dorks know how to get freaky....trust me... -pours gasoline into eyesockets, lights match, waits for memories to fade-

bassanimation wrote:You've never been to a con, have you? Dorks know how to get freaky....trust me... -pours gasoline into eyesockets, lights match, waits for memories to fade-

HAHAHA good try... but sorry, they will never fade...

Oldknave wrote:It's like a pick your own adventure shirt.

Ha. Of course then most would lead to death...
http://flowingdata.com/2009/08/11/choose-your-own-adventure-most-likely-youll-die/

Such as... CYOA: You're going to Die

That's right... one ending... for all of us. Cheers.

It's from page 2 of a CYOA "Photoshop" contest at http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/choose-your-own.php

Also CYOA: Don't Bother

Still, it's pretty strange how many actual "Choose Your Own Adventure" flowcharts there are are online.

Oh Nostalgia. I love you so. Even though you steal so much of my money.