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Hoot or Die!

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
ubergolf97
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 18% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3250

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I remember this at Threadless for voting. Congrats on the print, Andy!!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I'm so glad the owl has five fingers... of course, all owls have five fingers, everyone knows that!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

gimmethatplz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gimmethatplz

I'm not supposed to drink ketchup with my friends in the woods?

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Better do what he says or you'll hear that famous line of his:

"Ow'll be back!"

capedcrusader514


quality posts: 1 Private Messages capedcrusader514

Hanna-Barbera much in that portfolio. woaah.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

You think that's bad, you should see what Smokey the Bear does to kids who don't fully extinguish their campfires.

PacifisticKiller


quality posts: 1 Private Messages PacifisticKiller

This is much more persuasive than "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute!"

jordanriane


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jordanriane

I guess those kids wouldn't tell him exactly how many licks it took to get to the center.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

By the way, this is Woodsy Owl:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodsy_Owl

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This oddly reminds me of DC Comics anti-hero Green Arrow.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Those other birds better be careful, he's already got a feather from one less fortunate stuck in his cap.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

I wonder whooooo killed those poor lads...

-UnPC

mesmerelda


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mesmerelda

that's one badass owl. an arrow to the back of the head?! i shudder to imagine what smokey the bear would do.

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2

소녀시대 releases their music video for their new hit song Hoot today! New layer of Woot awesomeness achieved.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

I love wearing woot tees when I watch kids during lunch at my daughter's school. I wish I could wear this one, but I think it'd violate the no weapon imagery rule.... Too bad, they are a bunch of freakin' litterbugs!

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

The shirt certainly gets its point across. Owl definitely give a hoot from now on.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Darned kids these days sure love their orange soda and beer.

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

Perhaps an elaborate attempt to edge in the marketing campaign "Woot or Die!"?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I'm guessing that "W" on his belt is for "Wobin Hoot"?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

wmerwi


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wmerwi

I believe last time an owl theme appeared, someone said "Give a hoot! Buy a woot!". Seems extra appropriate this time.

Woodsy the archery fowl
For delinquents he went on the prowl
Found a group that was daft
And gave them the shaft
Litterers, beware the owl!

geekfactor12


quality posts: 11 Private Messages geekfactor12

This is awesome! Totally buying one tomorrow

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Good thing I hoot. Woot!

milbill24


quality posts: 2 Private Messages milbill24

I think that this owl and the owl from the old tootsie pop commercial should join forces and make some sort of kick-butt duo!

Setzer13


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Setzer13

Ooooooo, arrow to the gut!

djhunt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages djhunt

Wonder if there are some exploding arrows in that quiver.

I want One! One What? What you got! it's gone.

UFGatorHawk


quality posts: 3 Private Messages UFGatorHawk

Give a Woot, or pay too much..

lonelypond


quality posts: 417 Private Messages lonelypond

I think it's coded voting instructions to continue the week's theme.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

If I could die and go to cartoon heaven, it would probably be Andy's house. AMAZING ART!! -BOWS DOWN TO THE POWERS OF AMAZE-NESS-

milbill24


quality posts: 2 Private Messages milbill24

now that i look at it...did those kids leave beer bottles on the ground? ...tsk tsk tsk

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Hmm looks like he took a few pointers from Green Arrow.

cphopp


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cphopp

Been a while since I got a shirt. In for one!

x3xleggedxninja


quality posts: 3 Private Messages x3xleggedxninja

South Park anyone????

reneemunson


quality posts: 1 Private Messages reneemunson

The forest floor is littered with bodies. Does he need to shoot himself now?

reeshers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reeshers

oh god, south park.....

ronzalone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ronzalone

I thought I might be done ordering shirts for a bit... guess not. This is too good to pass up. I give a hoot!

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

zombtastic work, ANDYG!

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

What we have here is the beginning of the logo for some future Olympic Games. Aside from being an archer, the owl is certainly a proficient wrestler given he's sporting a wrestling federation belt. The birds have obviously swallowed tennis balls. The kids could be runners cramping up but they need to work on that as well as on the message that will go with the logo. Add some labels and they could be promoting an energy drink.

rniemei


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rniemei

This seems awfully close to the South Park that starred Woodsy recently to be a coincidence...

noahj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noahj

Ooh. Should I get this for my wife?

See, she was once boss of Smokey bear for the Pacific region of the Forest Service. She was in charge of the Smokey costumes (I wore one once to present an award to Hal Riney!) And she got to write threatening letters to people who abused the Smokey trademark (like the the Humboldt county loggers who printed up tee shirts with Smokey chainsawing dope growers).

Hooty polluty (that was the name used by USFS rangers for Woodsy Owl) was thankfully not her responsibility. But somewhere there is a person whose job it is to make sure that anyone who messes with Hooty winds up in a world of legal hurt.