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Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

how the frik is this OUT of the FOG?!!!

oh,wait- It's extremely well done, on-theme, and artistic yet funny. No wonder it's not doing well here at woot.

Yet another woot-voter-phail

Re: Hot Dog's Identity Crisis

This is the first time I felt compelled to comment on one of the derby shirts, this is awesome!

Sammy's finger, and a tiny bit of poop are my faves on the ingredients list.

If this wins I will definitely buy one! Even tho I have no idea if I can pull off wearing a hotdog on my shirt, it will be worth it if just ONE person reads the ingredients close enough to get a chuckle!
+1

very nice illustration

I know you think its just a playful pun, it actually pretty offensive to any Christian.

elviswind wrote:MMMmmmmm . . . . porky goodness.

If I could have you change anything, it'd be to have the text be hand written or at least changed to a font that looks hand written.

I thought that about the font too! Handwritten would make it more personal, but in practice it contrasted too much with the clean look of the pig.

aldarisrain wrote:the pig is a liar

Unlike that shifty cake, the pig speaks the truth.

Re: olearys grill

SPOOKTACULAR! cow. She got what she deserved!

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

Love the slogan.

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

U R an uber talented designer. (Can we start saying uber again?)

Re: By Your Powers Combined!

Wonderful. Great coloring and (non)expressions on the animals.

Re: TEXAS CHAINSAW BBQ

Best presentation ever. I don't eat meat and I don't like horror movies, so this shirt freaks me out, but dang, is it well done!

Annabananaka7 wrote:this i great! So what if its a copied style? Its called being influenced. Artist grow and develop by starting a copied style. So, everyone stop being a-holes. Its an awesome design and thats what matters. Woot will do the rest. Now, go troll on youtube or somewhere else.

T-shirt art is not about having your own style, it's about making a point. My assumption is that you were trying to say something about Dr. Suess's work which is a common experience for most American children.

The style is completely legitimate for t-shirt art. The reason stuff gets rejected is because Woot has to worry about getting legal challenges which selling a few t-shirts won't pay to defend themselves on, so they just reject anything that they think might give them that problem, no matter how legal it might actually be.

walmazan wrote:I never saw that movie, and its not related to that!

It's an awesome B-movie about a killer turkey. I thought it was a Thankskilling reference myself with the title you had since the turkey actually says Gobble Gobble motherf****r in the movie.

SunnyLea0 wrote:Ha. Self-referential link. Take that!

Or try this one instead, though you don't really want to.

That's funny! Cowube.

Re: Baconoctopus

I will purchasing this shirt, if the Derby gods allow it to be so. Great sub!

LOL...awesome! good one! international success, for sure!! :D

Re: meat me no more

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

This is dope! I'm in for one!
What do you think Uni-steak tastes like? Reese's Pieces?

brockart wrote:This is dope! I'm in for one!
What do you think Uni-steak tastes like? Reese's Pieces?

I totally fffing love this!!!

Re: Eat meat!

Nice concept but you might consider getting rid of the box and the white background.

Re: PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD

I'm retiring.

kasipears wrote:LOL...awesome! good one! international success, for sure!! :D

hehehe thanks and even perhaps an intergalactic succes

Re: What do you call a cow...

I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

Re: cmykondiments

As you are someone who FREQUENTLY complains of a lack of artistry and originality in submissions, I am a little surprised that THIS is what you submit yourself.

It took a 2 second search at the first microstock site I could think of to find several offerings that look almost identical to what you have here.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_search.php?action=file&text=mustard%20icon&oldtext=condiment%20icon

Are your artistic ideals and "ethics" only supposed to apply to other people?

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

I've never pitched a shirt over to buttafuocobook for support until today. ;)

Lewah wrote:I've never pitched a shirt over to buttafuocobook for support until today. ;)

... interesting filter. "Facebook", sorry. ;Þ

Re: french meat hunt

Anything is meat with a delicious garlic-herb butter.

Re: Mutton Lettuce and Tomato (resub)

Awesome! This needs to win. I want.

kylemittskus wrote:I don't think that I've ever seen a shirt with a cow on it broken down like this. But, for example, there is a pig shirt in this derby (done not nearly as well). I don't think that either of you stole the other's idea, but it's just that the idea is old. There are plenty of "break-down" designs, shirts and otherwise, that use the same idea but perhaps a different subject.

I won't claim it's terribly original but in looking around I was surprised there weren't MORE t-shirts playing with this idea.

Re: Steaked

Ok, this made me laugh. I want one!

Re: BLT Science

Thank you for all of your votes. And also, this was just meant as a joke. I'm PRETTY sure that there isn't a molecular formula for bacon. Then again, I suppose it's possible.

Re: Hooray for Bacon v2

Resubmitted. I cleaned up some line work, and switched it to the yellow shirt.

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

This turned out great :-D Nice work, bass!

kylemittskus wrote:My problem with this shirt is that the idea is really old. There's nothing original here.

kylemittskus wrote:I don't think that I've ever seen a shirt with a cow on it broken down like this. But, for example, there is a pig shirt in this derby (done not nearly as well). I don't think that either of you stole the other's idea, but it's just that the idea is old. There are plenty of "break-down" designs, shirts and otherwise, that use the same idea but perhaps a different subject.

The fact that there are break-down charts of cuts of beef out there is what makes this T-shirt work so well: as parody.
And every derby has at least one idea that two people come up with. Some are tired, but others times have come -- like this one.

@ThatRobert: I love this. I love how clever it is. I love that you took the suggestion of pointing to the brains and made it your own. I even love that it's on brown.
+1 ... and I don't do that very often.

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

This shirt is just amazing. Can't wait to see it fly up through the ranks!

Re: F.Y.I.

Great design Bootsy!

Re: Gobble Gobble Suckas!

Excellent!!

Re: Hot Dog's Identity Crisis

Well done! Very creative . . .

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

★★★★★!

Bassa you are my hero!!!!!!

+1

Re: Unicorn Steakhouse

Powerful image! This came out great Bass, very strong looking, if that makes any sense

healsr4f wrote:I know you think its just a playful pun, it actually pretty offensive to any Christian.

Every Christian I've showed this to has laughed and found the humor in it. No one has been offended yet, and trust me, they'd tell me if they were. Honestly I held back a little on the design compared to what I could have done

There are lots of shirts in the derby every week that could be taken as offensive by someone. Should Christians receive special treatment? What if there's someone out there whose family was ravaged by polar bears?

Maybe you should troll the comments of every shirt that seems mildly offensive. There's an idea.