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Seasons Greetings

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

I am really going to enjoy these literal woots.
Literally.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Mmmmm, puns are so flavorful during this time of year...

maeng9981


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maeng9981

Very clever!

amberleighd


quality posts: 5 Private Messages amberleighd

I think...I think I really love this shirt.

Except for Basil. I'm allergic to her. My food is always sad because I can't have her in my life.

bartmonkey13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bartmonkey13

I like it, but I don't think it's worth buying because most people will require an explanation :/

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

No salt? What would Alton Brown say!

Bandrik


quality posts: 79 Private Messages Bandrik

Saw the somewhere else, a few days ago. I think it was on the Teefury side-art. Maybe.

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

Oregano is not that nice in real life.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Ok... the garlic's face is WAY too small for his body. Still, he's the only one with a mouth, which makes his the only legitimate talk balloon.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

duckcake


quality posts: 44 Private Messages duckcake

Either the size comparison is off or that's elephant garlic.

Hi people =þ

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 66 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I'm not sure this is anything I Wannabe wearing, but it does look Posh.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

naapstermaan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages naapstermaan

Chighfives!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Basil, Oregeno, Garlic, Rosemary?

I smell some Italian cooking going on. Are we in Mario's kitchen?

lonelypond


quality posts: 464 Private Messages lonelypond

Ha. Add spaghetti shorts w/ splash o' tomato socks.

Need a New Year's Resolution? Resolve to read In The Bleak December ; )

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

A great shirt, but where's Mr. Habanero Pepper? Did the Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayo brothers get excluded from the plane for not allowing to be groped? Questions from a hungry public are abundant.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

I like how the garlic is still in its original "natural" state, while there's dried basil, dried oregano, and dried rosemary. Why isn't the garlic in garlic flakes?

efooter


quality posts: 18 Private Messages efooter

Glad there's no clove. Clove is the worst. You can taste it in the Pumpkin Pie, and sometimes in your beer. Nasty stuff!

ExoCorsair


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ExoCorsair
bluejester wrote:No salt? What would Alton Brown say!



Our Mighty Feast Gobbles!, this made me lol almost as much as the shirt itself did.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage
bluejester wrote:No salt? What would Alton Brown say!



Just order the shirt 2 sizes smaller and wear it on a humid day. There's your salt.

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

Its "Seasons Greetings" because the things greeting each other are used as seasoning for food, for all you slowpokes out there.
Someone had to say it.

piyaoyas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages piyaoyas
Sephirage wrote:I like how the garlic is still in its original "natural" state, while there's dried basil, dried oregano, and dried rosemary. Why isn't the garlic in garlic flakes?



The other seasonings are best dried, while garlic is best when fresh.

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

This shirt made me giggle. The garlic is probably in original form because using "fresh" garlic is "in" right now. Probably because "fresh" garlic is soooo bad (wink).
Our Mighty Feast Gobbles! = love the new filters.

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

Does anyone, besides me, not get it? I feel so out of the loop.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

It's Basil Rathbone and the usual suspects.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
oze6000 wrote:Its "Seasons Greetings" because the things greeting each other are used as seasoning for food, for all you slowpokes out there.
Someone had to say it.



Shhhhh! You're going to give the secret away.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Which one is Frankie Valli?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Why are there little frowny faces in the corner of the oregano label? Oregano is the best seasoning on the design! Rosemary should have the frowns on it.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick
january wrote:Does anyone, besides me, not get it? I feel so out of the loop.



Are you serious? If so... the seasonings are greeting each other... Pun from our holiday tagline of "Season's Greetings". It's a holiday pun that's completely non-denominational. Difficult and funny. It's rather well done.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Basil, oregano, garlic and rosemary...

I'll have to get back to you on that. Might be able to do something with the "rosemary."

zosai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zosai
NightGhost wrote:Which one is Frankie Valli?



not pictured. it's Frankie Valli AND the four seasons.

whatsamattaU


quality posts: 1086 Private Messages whatsamattaU

Mrs. Dash approves this message.

wmerwi


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wmerwi

Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.

whatsamattaU


quality posts: 1086 Private Messages whatsamattaU
wmerwi wrote:Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.



I didn't hear the accents, but your comment reminds me of an old New Yorker cartoon for the holiday season. What did the schizophrenic Christmas choir sing? "Do You Hear What I Hear?". Thanks, everybody, I'm here all week....

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 66 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

What do you want?
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

noondoggle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noondoggle
wmerwi wrote:Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.



Like this at about 0:50:

http://goo.gl/l1xIi

kgvect


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kgvect

Heh this is just like that old far side comic.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I just noticed those links in the write up.

Curse you woot! I'm trying to save money, and here you go providing suggestions on what to do with my closet full of shirts that I already have too many of.


....and dang if I don't want this shirt.

slaybelle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages slaybelle

best. shirt. ever.

Maybe it's the whiskey, but this is cracking me up!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

You just need one more and you get the Spice Girls!