Shirt.Woot

I am really going to enjoy these literal woots.
Literally.

Mmmmm, puns are so flavorful during this time of year...

Very clever!

I think...I think I really love this shirt.

Except for Basil. I'm allergic to her. My food is always sad because I can't have her in my life.

I like it, but I don't think it's worth buying because most people will require an explanation :/

No salt? What would Alton Brown say!

Saw the somewhere else, a few days ago. I think it was on the Teefury side-art. Maybe.

Oregano is not that nice in real life.

Ok... the garlic's face is WAY too small for his body. Still, he's the only one with a mouth, which makes his the only legitimate talk balloon.

Either the size comparison is off or that's elephant garlic.

I'm not sure this is anything I Wannabe wearing, but it does look Posh.

Chighfives!

Basil, Oregeno, Garlic, Rosemary?

I smell some Italian cooking going on. Are we in Mario's kitchen?

Ha. Add spaghetti shorts w/ splash o' tomato socks.

A great shirt, but where's Mr. Habanero Pepper? Did the Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayo brothers get excluded from the plane for not allowing to be groped? Questions from a hungry public are abundant.

I like how the garlic is still in its original "natural" state, while there's dried basil, dried oregano, and dried rosemary. Why isn't the garlic in garlic flakes?

Glad there's no clove. Clove is the worst. You can taste it in the Pumpkin Pie, and sometimes in your beer. Nasty stuff!

bluejester wrote:No salt? What would Alton Brown say!

Our Mighty Feast Gobbles!, this made me lol almost as much as the shirt itself did.

bluejester wrote:No salt? What would Alton Brown say!

Just order the shirt 2 sizes smaller and wear it on a humid day. There's your salt.

Its "Seasons Greetings" because the things greeting each other are used as seasoning for food, for all you slowpokes out there.
Someone had to say it.

Sephirage wrote:I like how the garlic is still in its original "natural" state, while there's dried basil, dried oregano, and dried rosemary. Why isn't the garlic in garlic flakes?

The other seasonings are best dried, while garlic is best when fresh.

This shirt made me giggle. The garlic is probably in original form because using "fresh" garlic is "in" right now. Probably because "fresh" garlic is soooo bad (wink).
Our Mighty Feast Gobbles! = love the new filters.

Does anyone, besides me, not get it? I feel so out of the loop.

It's Basil Rathbone and the usual suspects.

oze6000 wrote:Its "Seasons Greetings" because the things greeting each other are used as seasoning for food, for all you slowpokes out there.
Someone had to say it.

Shhhhh! You're going to give the secret away.

Which one is Frankie Valli?

Why are there little frowny faces in the corner of the oregano label? Oregano is the best seasoning on the design! Rosemary should have the frowns on it.

january wrote:Does anyone, besides me, not get it? I feel so out of the loop.

Are you serious? If so... the seasonings are greeting each other... Pun from our holiday tagline of "Season's Greetings". It's a holiday pun that's completely non-denominational. Difficult and funny. It's rather well done.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Basil, oregano, garlic and rosemary...

I'll have to get back to you on that. Might be able to do something with the "rosemary."

NightGhost wrote:Which one is Frankie Valli?

not pictured. it's Frankie Valli AND the four seasons.

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Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.

wmerwi wrote:Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.

I didn't hear the accents, but your comment reminds me of an old New Yorker cartoon for the holiday season. What did the schizophrenic Christmas choir sing? "Do You Hear What I Hear?". Thanks, everybody, I'm here all week....

What do you want?
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

wmerwi wrote:Does anyone else hear the seasonings speaking with accents in their head? Oregano has an Italian accent, Basil an English accent... Maybe I shouldn't admit that.

Like this at about 0:50:

http://goo.gl/l1xIi

Heh this is just like that old far side comic.

I just noticed those links in the write up.

Curse you woot! I'm trying to save money, and here you go providing suggestions on what to do with my closet full of shirts that I already have too many of.


....and dang if I don't want this shirt.

best. shirt. ever.

Maybe it's the whiskey, but this is cracking me up!

You just need one more and you get the Spice Girls!