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Robotron Wreaks Havoc

Speed to First Woot:
0m 48.000s
First Sucker:
gamersakura
Last Wooter to Woot:
whumper
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1930

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



bartmonkey13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bartmonkey13

I wanted the robot zombie shirt :/ now I'm up at 1 AM, I might as well finish my homework

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Love it! The mighty robot causes devastation and despair. There is no mercy here!

"Robbie, time for supper!"

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

If only they could reach that off switch! Where's Stretch Armstrong when you need him?

SirGecko


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SirGecko

Yes! So happy this won. Awesome shirt.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

RUN! RUN SCREAMING MONKEY!!

In other news, that off button does NOT work.

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

What a failed design for a destructive evil robot, the on/off switch is right on the front.

EBOLAinfectedMonkey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages EBOLAinfectedMonkey

Why doesn't the monkey just hit the off square? Barbie could have been saved from her ghastly fate.

1. Design shirts
2. ????????
3. PROFIT

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Is that a woot monkey that the kid is chasing? Because it sure looks like it is screaming...

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

Time to remove the batteries.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

louiemctool


quality posts: 0 Private Messages louiemctool
SirGecko wrote:Yes! So happy this won. Awesome shirt.



Ditto. :D

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I love the awkward conversation with the cashier at Home Depot when you have to buy the assorted hardware that's *clearly* going to be fabricated into a homemade robot costume.

"So you're making a robot suit, huh?"

"Uh... it's for school."

(NOTE: It's never for school.)

jmoor783


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmoor783

Who is Don Doff?

Bizze


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bizze

The humans are dead. We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses.

CityVelo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CityVelo

Congrats on the print. I thought this was a rather playful design for the derby.

However... that poor kid needs moar duct tape to hold his robot suit together. I should know, having made many pieces of cardboard robot armor for massive robot wars.

...the last attempt was when I was 22. There's no age limit on building cardboard robot armor, I'm tellin' ya!!

(I still have the helmet, too. Oh, by the way, I'm only 23. Bwahahaha... ha... hmm.)

EBOLAinfectedMonkey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages EBOLAinfectedMonkey

...As many of us wooters are like-minded individuals, I foresee oodles of comments about that on/off switch.

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2. ????????
3. PROFIT

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Score (fill in # of sales) for the literal interpretation (infused with cute and/or nostalgia warm fuzzies)

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Even with all the robo-destruction going on, I bet Mom's going to be most upset when she sees that fire in the playroom.

acallens80


quality posts: 2 Private Messages acallens80

I do hope this shirt does well, it reminds me a little too much of a Monster's Inc parody to wear, but it should be a popular shirt.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

i can never think of anything clever to write, but regardless, congrats to the artist, awesome shirt, in for 2!

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

As non-card carrying member of PETA I would like to say that I find the tortured existence of the toys animals depicted on this shirt absolutely hilarious!

kevlar51


quality posts: 43 Private Messages kevlar51

Speaking from experience, that dinosaur has nothing to worry about.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva
bluejester wrote:As non-card carrying member of PETA I would like to say that I find the tortured existence of the toys animals depicted on this shirt absolutely hilarious!



don't steal my thunder blue

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

"NOBODY steps on a church in my town!"


Congrats, Stardamsel!!!

naapstermaan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages naapstermaan

please kids. don't set your room on fire.

Quiver


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Quiver

I dont know about the placement of the on/off switches...

captainbaldie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages captainbaldie
kylemittskus wrote:Robbie misses first place = epic fail!



Robbie misses first in the Robot Derby, and Drakxxx misses completely on Halloween.
You comment as if your surprised sir. Remember what site your on after all.

Anyways, I think this is a fine design and certainly a lot of fun. I can't say I'd personally want to wear a kid in a cardboard box on my chest, but good job nonetheless.

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj

What a great bunch of submissions this derby. I had to take back votes so I would get my biggest favorites and this was one of them. Great idea and execution.

nanaki254


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nanaki254

was it just me or did it remind anyone of Yotsuba?

nikobelikstan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nikobelikstan

They grow up so fast...one day they are making spit bubbles...the next day, destroying small cities with a cardboard robot alter-ego

*tear*

SaintWacko


quality posts: 15 Private Messages SaintWacko

Did anyone else think Minecraft when they saw this?

Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts,
Study hard, be evil.

Woots:
2X Sandisk Sansa Clip 2gb, April Fool's Boggy Old Creature, Anniversary edition Boggy Old Creature

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj
Bizze wrote:The humans are dead. We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses.



Actually their lungs

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Err... what happened to the octopus's second eye? Is it an octoclops? Or a cytopus, perhaps?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

chellopuddin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chellopuddin

After a full month of viewing shirts and lurking here on shirt.woot, this shirt has caused me to make my first purchase ever!

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

I wonder if it can be used as a home health robot like this one:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/802_image_14.jpg

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

This shirt needs more pew pew pew.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Oh haha, I just noticed the smiley/frowny-face-o-meter, set all the way to full frown. That's kinda funny, it seems to be just the sort of thing a kid would put on her cardboard robot!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

copy0con


quality posts: 1 Private Messages copy0con

Seems like a lot of people are assuming that a child is inhabiting that robot suit, what if that is a fully grown man in there? It wouldn't stop me from buying the shirt but it makes you think.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic

Congrats on 1st, Star! I had a feeling this one would prosper Good job!


eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

So that must be his sister's Barbie and his sister's toy car that he smushed. He wouldn't do that to his own.

Although there's nothing that says he can't have his own Barbie, is there? Is there?

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo