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Over the last year, our resolution has been get to know our community a little better. What you like, what you dislike, who you are. We've learned from talking to you, there's a lot to enjoy by meeting our community.

What were you doing in eighth grade? If you're like us, it probably involved a lot of whining, and maybe some basketball. But today we'd like to introduce a young man wise beyond his years. A young man with class enough to write us a business letter. A young eighth grade man named Steven.

 

the letter

 

How could we ignore a gushing letter like that? So, after the jump, it's Ten Questions with thirteen year old Steven Sawtelle.

1) Who are you? Why did you decide to write us a letter?

I'm Steven Sawtelle, an eighth grader in the busy town of Phoenix, AZ. I wrote to you guys not so much for your shirt choices (although yes, that was also a major reason, too), but for the way you go about it. Having the community as a whole decide what shirts win is an amazing idea, and the designers that regularly submit are just amazing. I have yet to go around a whole day wearing a shirt.woot shirt and not have a compliment about it, which I absolutely love.

2) How'd you do? Did you get a good grade? Did you get extra credit because of this post?

As of the time of writing this, the letter has actually not been graded. Hopefully I do get a good grade, though :D And, maybe I will get extra credit, but we'll just have to see.

 

clock out

 

3) Did any of the other kids get a reply to their letter? Are you the winner now?

I don't believe any of them have, so I guess I am! Even if they did, though, this would definitely take the cake.

4) What do your parents think about the stuff we sell? Does your family shop with the other sites, or is it just you?

My dad is actually the one that started me on my Woot! obsession, as a matter of fact. He's more of a fan of the main Woot! franchise, though, whereas I am more of a shirt kind of guy. Also, my mom is jokingly cynical, so she just kind of lets us go at it alone. My oldest brother is also an addict too, and he is more of a hybrid customer (meaning he shops at both Woot! and Shirt.Woot!). My first shirt from you guys was actually a random shirt that he got and didn't like, so I took it over and have been wearing it for three years now.

5) What shirts do you own? Any shirt.woot artists whom you consider to be your favorite?

I used to have "School", with the Mario Kart Wii nod, but that one was tragically stolen in the locker rooms in PE a month or two ago. So now all I have is "I Just Call it Good Housekeeping", where the grim reaper is ironing the heart beat, and the one where the sun and rainbow are clocking out of work with the moon in the sky looking smug as ever (Ed: seen above), and the first one I got, with a worm in his underground lair with a bird lurking overhead. The worm has a giant fish-looking thing that will presumably bite the bird to death on the headbutt of a button. I actually remember wearing this one in sixth grade and being scared of getting dress-coded. Silly me.

 

5 second rule woot shirt

 

That's my newest addition, "5 Second Rule", which I got recently for my birthday! And hmmm… my favorite artist? I couldn't say any for sure, but I do believe capttylor34 (The Donut Panic! creator), tgentry (for being the first one I actually realized was good), and BootsBoots/ramyb (for just amazing shirts).

6) Do you wear our shirts because you're an eighth grade mod, at the bleeding edge of fashion, or is it just something that you won't have to iron? Also, did you know what a mod was, or did you have to look it up?

I honestly had to look it up, and I still don't know what it means, but I'll just guesstimate that it means trend-setter or something like that. If that is the case, I'm not really one, but I like what I wear! And yes, not ironing is very nice too, haha.

7) Tell us about a time you were wearing one of our shirts and it got an interesting reaction.

Every single time I wear them. But I guess there's that one math teacher at my school who will never let me go by without stopping me for 10 minutes to praise my shirts and how hilarious and genius they are.

 

i just call it good housekeeping woot shirt

 

8) Will being in a shirt.woot blog post impress your friends? Or is this something you're hiding from them at all costs?

Nah, this gave me major bragging rights over them. Everyone else hasn't even gotten a letter, much less the coveted "free thing" that companies give away. Being in a blog is waaaay better than everything else though, IMO.

9) Do you vote in the derbies? Have you ever considered submitting your own shirt design?

I actually don't have an account and just use my dad's for buying/voting, but I do vote nonetheless. I remember "Donut Panic!", the first shirt I ever loved (and the one I referenced earlier), and how happy I felt voting for it. Alas, I never did get it, but I voted for it, so I was glad. And yes, I've thought about designing, but due to absolutely zero skills in art I've sadly given up on that. I have, however, inspired one of my teachers to start being an artist, so hopefully we'll hear from her soon.

10) And finally, what's your plan for the future? After all, you're going to need to be very rich so you can buy all our shirts from now on.

I'm not quite sure, but I would say it's somewhere in between a computer programmer and the President. Yeah, that sums it up nicely ;D

 

chief justice

 

Thanks to Steven for his honest answers, even if we did edit out most of the emoticons. Now it's up to our savage forums to tell him how wrong he is about everything he's ever believed. And speaking of that, Dear Reader, we still want to learn more about you. Done something great? Something ridiculous? Something woot-related? Let us know! Maybe in 2011, you'll be the one answering the next ten questions!



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Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Okay, admit it...How much did you pay the kid?

Just kidding... :P

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darrentf


quality posts: 1 Private Messages darrentf

Now we need a way to send this guy some more shirts! Seriously, w00t, he can't survive on those 5 shirts...

1st Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/1/2010! w00t!!11!!
2nd Burgandy Olfactory Center 12/6/2011! w00t!!11!!

sunshinekmp


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darrentf wrote:Now we need a way to send this guy some more shirts! Seriously, w00t, he can't survive on those 5 shirts...



Agreed!! I would say that for his great unsolicited review, you should send him the shirt that was stolen and a few others...just because!! I love shirt.woot and am glad to see him using his schoolwork to tell you all about it too!

connie627


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Retired teacher here- this is the kind of kid who made teaching junior high school science for 35 years worthwhile!

UberGek


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As an almost 30 year old woman, does it make me cool or really overcooked to dress like a 13 year old boy?

Awesome letter!

~ ÜberGÄ“k

benzaholic


quality posts: 2 Private Messages benzaholic

He managed to throw in a subtle reference in question 8 to getting free stuff in response to their letters, and you guys skipped right over that.
Go on, throw the kid a shirt or three.
Just be nice about it and check his dad's order history to find the right size.

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UberGek


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UberGek wrote:As an almost 30 year old woman, does it make me cool or really overcooked to dress like a 13 year old boy?

Awesome letter!



And why did Woot! change "l a m e" to "overcooked"???

~ ÜberGÄ“k

nasch


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nasch
UberGek wrote:And why did Woot! change "l a m e" to "overcooked"???



They always change random adjectives. I've had words changed like s t u p i d and a w e s o m e too. I spaced em out in case they're swapping those today. Let's find out: pumpkiny and awesome. I think it's just a little crazy thing only woot does to set themselves apart.

crapface


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sunshinekmp wrote:Agreed!! I would say that for his great unsolicited review, you should send him the shirt that was stolen and a few others...just because!! I love shirt.woot and am glad to see him using his schoolwork to tell you all about it too!



I concur! Send him some shirts.

Misskari


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Misskari

Cool kid! Good for you, being different and not wearing logo'd shirts.

Also, I'm a little disheartened that an eight-grader is much more well-spoken than I am. D:

kevlar51


quality posts: 36 Private Messages kevlar51

I like this kid's gumption!

whiba


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kevlar51 wrote:I like this kid's gumption!



all, i could think was, "awww, how cute, 5 shirts. let me know when you have 100 like the rest of us."

so get him to 100! free shirts for this kid!

isbboy


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Thanks for the nice comments everyone :D But meh, a free shirt would be cool, I guess, but right now I'm just in such absolute bliss about being featured I could care less. Thanks anyway, though ;D

~Steven

(PS I'm actually in my Language Arts class right now O: I don't really know why that matters, but I thought it might be worth mentioning xD)

(PPS This is my dad's account, which I am STILL using ;D)

(PPPS I think you can tell how hard of a time he had editing out the smiley emoticon things. I use them quite a bit haha)

thatrobert


quality posts: 17 Private Messages thatrobert

Wow, I didn't know BootsBoots and Ramyb were the same person!


tgentry


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isbboy wrote:
(PS I'm actually in my Language Arts class right now O: I don't really know why that matters, but I thought it might be worth mentioning xD)



Good to know we're having such a positive influence in the classroom.

Congrats Steven!

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13

Savage forums? Really? All because last time we pointed out that a "math geek" didn't actually know math, only to have her come out and say "....to be completely honest I don't know what most of the formulas are....". That comment from her was grounds enough for anyone to pick on her for tattoing it permanently on her body, because that's just dumb. I think they were deleted because a moderator realized "holy hell we should have done some homework on this chick."


That being said, this kid seems cool, although I probably wouldn't ever hold boots and ramyb to the same level, but it's good to see a kid wearing something moderately original instead of following the lemmings of high school.

As many others have said, throw him a free shirt or two. Some of tgentry's work would be a good addition to his collection.

And yes I am still bitter Travis won't be designing here anymore.

Happy Beer.

isbboy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages isbboy

Hmm... My goal was to only comment on this once, but I guess I'll have to break that for this case.

About my artist choices: Boots and ramyb are just the first things that came to my mind, but I still think they're great. I could go on for days about good artists here, but I would actually like to make another note about Spiritgreen for his amazing work as well. My choices may sound random(which, given, they partially are), but I do have specific ones I like from each artist. But seriously, if you're even on this website I positively adore you anyway, so no one take offense please ;D

~Steven

isbboy


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Also, that wasn't supposed to be a defensive post, so sorry about that. No hard feelings? :D

paigeg


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isbboy wrote:Also, that wasn't supposed to be a defensive post, so sorry about that. No hard feelings? :D



No worries! This gang is over-analytical - you should know that by now.
Congrats on the feature, and on your command of the English Language. Gives me a warm-fuzzy to know someone still speaks (and writes) it.

And to the above poster (apologies, didn't note the name and too rushed...) about being too overcooked at 30, wearing Woots. Hell, I'm 50 and wearing them. I think it makes a very, very cool, exclusive club.
Or a hetergeneous pool of rejects.

Either works for me.

fishbiscuit5


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Hi Steven!

My son is also in eighth grade and wears his Woot shirts to school. His friends and teachers really look forward to seeing his unique shirts. Hang on to that confidence and congrats on the interview!

As a middle school Language Arts teacher, kudos on your letter! It is well written and your personality shines through your writing. Keep up the good work and I wish you luck on your growing Woot shirt collection!

dloon


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I am high school guy who wears Shirt.Woot! shirts to school frequently, and reading this letter and subsequent follow-up makes me proud to purchase shirts on such a unique website. Everyday before my own English class I spend time checking out the daily shirt, as well as vote for any shirts I've taken a fancy to in the derby. Shirt.Woot! continues to impress me with articles such as these, and I anticipate myself to be a loyal customer for years to come.

So thanks, Shirt.Woot! for allowing me to stand out in a sea of wealth and brand-names with your incredible shirts.

rglee129


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I approve of this whole thing. I teach middle school and love it when Ive got cool kids like this one in my class. And he's wearing one of my designs, so that's icing on the wootcake.

clarafication


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To the retired teacher above...yes, indeed, Steven is the type of student that makes it worth it! I was his teacher and coach the last couple of years; however, I have nothing to do with his super-genius literary skills (nor fashion sense)... he came to me that way already.

oolieiv


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I am a High School English teacher who wears Shirt.Woot! shirts to school, mostly the educationally themed ones.

-The monkey spelling out "Hamlet" in block letters
-The School shirt Steven mentioned that was stolen

I've also worn the Mario parody of Son of Man, the original of which I use in class from time to time, along with 5 Second Rule, and one of the Autumn shirts from a while back with the evergreen making fun of the naked deciduous tree.

All of them get great reactions from my students.

I'm 26 by the way, and my introduction at the beginning of ever school year is, "Hello, I'm Mr. X. I'll be your English teacher this year, and I'm a nerd."

llandar


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nasch wrote:They always change random adjectives. I've had words changed like s t u p i d and a w e s o m e too. I spaced em out in case they're swapping those today. Let's find out: pumpkiny and awesome. I think it's just a little crazy thing only woot does to set themselves apart.



You didn't piece together that it's only the negative adjectives, eh?

Assassin15


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llandar wrote:You didn't piece together that it's only the negative adjectives, eh?



Well I think he said that because awesome used to be filtered a few months back. Thanks for changing it back to normal, by the way. "Oteriffic" was getting *really* boring.

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missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

I am most happy about how eloquently Steven expressed himself. As an English major who constantly worries about the deterioration of the English language (due largely to the internet, sadly), thank you for giving me hope for the future of America, Steven! Yaaaaay!

Also, I wish shirt.woot was around when I was in 8th grade! Man, I feel old now.

sutefani


quality posts: 8 Private Messages sutefani

this was fantastic. thanks for the fun read, steven!

BootsBoots


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isbboy wrote:Hmm... My goal was to only comment on this once, but I guess I'll have to break that for this case.

About my artist choices: Boots and ramyb are just the first things that came to my mind, but I still think they're great.



I don't think I've felt this flattered in a long time (seriously, kid, you're the best). And while, I can't speak for Ramy, but I'm pretty sure he hasn't either. ;)


kevlar51


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jabberjaws13 wrote:

I probably wouldn't ever hold boots and ramyb to the same level



please do NOT clarify this. I love the ambiguity as to who you think is better

misrymonky


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Steven, you are an awesome kid! I agree that the kid needs some free shirts, woot!

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
isbboy wrote:Also, that wasn't supposed to be a defensive post, so sorry about that. No hard feelings? :D



No worries man! I wasn't trying to attack your choices either, it's just not that common to see those two artists in the same sentence, unless its a sentence like "_____ is awesome and original and I totally love _____ designs, while _____ is tired and boring and I'm tired of seeing _____ rip off designs."

You figure out which blank is which. ;)

Personally I think Woot should throw you a "1985 B.C." (for mentioning Travis), a "Think of the Children" for mentioning Boots, and then they should throw you a Wences Almazan design so you can wear cute done right.

But since I already have all those, and since you mentioned SpiritGreen in the comments, I'd personally like to see Woot print SpiritGreen's Shark Tank tee, because it was awesome and I want it.


/edit: And no I am not saying the cute shirts you currently own were done wrong. I actually own the housekeeping and the 5 second rule, and my little brother received the bird/worm one from me as a gift.

Happy Beer.

jabberjaws13


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kevlar51 wrote:please do NOT clarify this. I love the ambiguity as to who you think is better



I didn't feel it needed clarification. Seeing as how I own a lot of one artist's designs, and don't even click on the other artist's thumbnails anymore because I don't want to read "this shirt rocks/this shirt sucks" arguments, I figured it was pretty obvious.

The Calvin & Hobbes debacle pushed me well over the edge, so now I get angry just thinking about all the other crap that's been ripped off. I know I ain't buyin' it, so imma stay away from it completely. =)


Side note: is it just me, or has Jewelwing been away for awhile? I don't remember seeing too many designs. Hmmmm....

Happy Beer.

kevlar51


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jabberjaws13 wrote:I didn't feel it needed clarification. Seeing as how I own a lot of one artist's designs, and don't even click on the other artist's thumbnails anymore because I don't want to read "this shirt rocks/this shirt sucks" arguments, I figured it was pretty obvious.

The Calvin & Hobbes debacle pushed me well over the edge, so now I get angry just thinking about all the other crap that's been ripped off. I know I ain't buyin' it, so imma stay away from it completely. =)


Side note: is it just me, or has Jewelwing been away for awhile? I don't remember seeing too many designs. Hmmmm....



Ugh! I asked you not to clarify and what do you do? Clarify. :\

I'm so upset, that I won't tell you that Jewelwing printed twice on Woot recently(Si Turtles and Pocket Protector).

jabberjaws13


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kevlar51 wrote:Ugh! I asked you not to clarify and what do you do? Clarify. :\

I'm so upset, that I won't tell you that Jewelwing printed twice on Woot recently(Si Turtles and Pocket Protector).




My bad. I didn't actually clarify...just more clues.

And wow....I didn't realize Si Turtles was her design! I forgot about Pocket Protector, but it's because I haven't been around much.

So much to do before I leave this position, plus packing, plus moving, plus when I get to San Diego I am getting PADI certified for advanced open water diving.

I want to go see sea turtles in person!

Happy Beer.

kevlar51


quality posts: 36 Private Messages kevlar51
jabberjaws13 wrote:My bad. I didn't actually clarify...just more clues.

And wow....I didn't realize Si Turtles was her design! I forgot about Pocket Protector, but it's because I haven't been around much.

So much to do before I leave this position, plus packing, plus moving, plus when I get to San Diego I am getting PADI certified for advanced open water diving.

I want to go see sea turtles in person!



Sounds like you've got quite the adventure ahead of you! Best of luck!

joelterrific


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Steven thanks for proving the adage that children are our future, and reassuring me (despite most comments on the site) that there are people who enjoy what we do.

eaterofgoldfishcrackers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eaterofgoldfishcrackers

I go to school with Steven,(i'm in his ADV LA class) he is the funniest kid ever, one the smartest kids,no lie, and whenever he wears those shirts i have to laugh. They're funny haha. I say give him a shirt

andraunicorn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages andraunicorn

Seriously, is there a way one could send the kid a shirt? I'd like to; really enjoyed the whole thing. Besides, geeks have to help little geeks out..