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Quality Posts



CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Um... Santa? Is that a toy fire truck in your pants or do I have to put you on the naughty list?

ms118


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ms118

Hahaha well done Woot! Quite the shirt you've stumbled upon. I may have to pick this up.. :claps:

Zennifair


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Zennifair

I'm so disturbed! Why are the elves molesting Santa?!

~Zenn

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

I need this shirt. Woot, can you get it to me before my massag... err.. flight tomorrow?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Can't blame those precautions, if you ask me. I'd be suspicious of a Santa with a boring ol' gray sled too!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

isparabola


quality posts: 8 Private Messages isparabola

When I originally saw the title of this shirt I thought Santa would be doing the pat down.

Boy, am I ever glad I was wrong.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I know that these new security measures were put into place after the Grinch attacks of 12/25, but I feel like if we force Santa to go through this before every sleigh ride, the Grinches have won.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Seems Santa's getting the full monty from the TSA... perhaps he'll feel more comfortable if he wears these: Flying Panties



Then he can go through the scanner. Now he just has to stop hiding the cookies in undesirable places!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Wait a minute-- aren't the elves on Santa's payroll? It's a conspiracy!

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

uh... what exactly does the elf searching between his legs expect to find?

not to mention, the one up top is totally grabbing Santa's moob.

FamousLastX


quality posts: 1 Private Messages FamousLastX

Love it! Totally picking one up as soon as the site stops going so slow for me for whatever reason. Shame I really don't have to go on a flight anywhere this holiday, cause I would totally rock it.

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

How ho-ho-horrible for poor Santa there!



God, I just head-desked myself for that pun.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

I wonder how many checkpoints Old Saint Nick has to go through? One for each continent? One for each country and he'll be out 'til the Lunar New Year.

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

Ley22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ley22

First shirt.woot of the day! WOOT!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

If I select the "Advance Pat Down" option in stead of the "Full Body Scanner", do I get some Barry White music and a nice glass of Merlot?

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

What's Rudolph's nose doing on top of the machine?

marchchcic7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages marchchcic7

This is hilarious.

BobthePhotoGuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BobthePhotoGuy

First, I will say I understand the humor, but I know the reality.


And what does a terrorist look like?

How else will the gov't find the next underwear bomber.

People are so quick to react without thinking about the why.

The TSA does not want to see or feel your junk! It is something that has to be done to make sure the planes are safe.

Which plane do you want to get on? Where everyone is screened or where no one is screened?

Would you board a plane that no one has been screened for explosives?

Hehe political debate on the Woot forum!!!!

NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Do NOT touch Santa's junk!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Don't you have to take off your jacket for the scanner?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
tomcall wrote:Don't you have to take off your jacket for the scanner?



Ooh, are you sure you want that to happen?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Santa looks like he is having a decidedly UN-ribs Christmas.

How's that for a throwback comment?

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall
Assassin15 wrote:Ooh, are you sure you want that to happen?



Not if more elves will fall out. I'd be worried about what he was doing with them.

rcehome


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rcehome

Please Santa, just say "Nope to the Grope"

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

What happened to the reindeer?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Ley22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ley22

wait... the other sites get woot-offs? Where's our woot-off?!

reformedanddangerous


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reformedanddangerous

Been trying to buy this shirt for the past half hour. I quit.

geo8rge


quality posts: 33 Private Messages geo8rge

The elves should have had badges.


(Overall signature size was getting large. Recommended signature size is 5k.)

stevensc76


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stevensc76

This is just a guess based on Santa's reaction, but I don't think those elves are going to be on his nice list anytime soon.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

To be fair, his passport is quite suspicious.

Occupation: magical package distributor. Hmmmm.

ciabelle


quality posts: 16 Private Messages ciabelle
BobthePhotoGuy wrote:First, I will say I understand the humor, but I know the reality.

And what does a terrorist look like?


And what does the Bill of Rights, specifically the 4th Amendment look like?

BobthePhotoGuy wrote:How else will the gov't find the next underwear bomber.


Maybe next time they'll actually pay attention when his father calls them up and personally warns them. Meanwhile, what was quite effective last time, and with the shoe bomber before him was that passengers and flight crews are no longer willing to passively cede to a terrorist or hijacker's demands... That individual is getting tackled, hogtied, and probably punched in the face a few times for good measure. Plus he'll never make it into the cockpit (about the only real improvement in air security post 9/11)

BobthePhotoGuy wrote:People are so quick to react without thinking about the why.

The TSA does not want to see or feel your junk! It is something that has to be done to make sure the planes are safe.


Safe from what exactly? From a stick of dynamite concealed up someone's rectal cavity? --Neither the nude-o-scope or current "enhanced pat down" techniques will detect that. Safe from a suicide bomber from blowing himself up in the line for the checkpoint? Oops!

BobthePhotoGuy wrote:Which plane do you want to get on? Where everyone is screened or where no one is screened?


Screened using intelligent, cost-effective, and minimally invasive techniques. For example: the magnetometers we've used for decades, dogs trained to recognize explosives patrolling the lines, behavioral profiling, and mostly improved intelligence to prevent would-be terrorists from getting to the airport in the first place.

BobthePhotoGuy wrote:Would you board a plane that no one has been screened for explosives?


Absolutely! Flown for many years without screening for anything aside from metal objects, the flights are and have always been far safer on average than a drive of an equivalent length. Recall than none of the 9/11 hijackers carried any sort of explosives? Meanwhile TSA agents are routinely missing simulated guns and explosives, and plenty of real knives and other potential weapons they should be able to detect while worrying instead about having you take off your shoes, tossing your water bottle, and getting more intimate with you than your doctor.

BobthePhotoGuy wrote:Hehe political debate on the Woot forum!!!!



Probably not the right forum for the debate, but happy to oblige anyway.

rpearso11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rpearso11

I wonder if the presents will be late?

johnnyredcap


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnnyredcap

Wow. This is pretty funny.

michrick


quality posts: 3 Private Messages michrick

Cute shirt, but the whole greyed out sled and boots really bug me. Really is the only thing keeping me from buying this.

aharrover


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aharrover

Great shirt but I'm done with woot shirts - the quality just sucks. Why can't they use higher quality T-shirts?

CavalierX


quality posts: 1 Private Messages CavalierX
BobthePhotoGuy wrote:First, I will say I understand the humor, but I know the reality.



The reality is that the naked scanners and groping don't detect anything that a metal detector, chemical scanner (or explosive-sniffing dogs) and personal profiling (checking to see the person has visited terrorist-supporting countries) wouldn't detect. The scanners only penetrate a few millimeters into the skin. The groping is not a cavity search. And that's where these dirtbags are hiding explosives -- when they're not putting them in the cargo. It's not politics, it's common sense.

plasterplaster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages plasterplaster

I hoped for a Laugh-out-loud cats related tee when I saw the artist's name. Oh well.

tsmith81


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tsmith81
BobthePhotoGuy wrote:
How else will the gov't find the next underwear bomber.



I would rather have each person get into a box that will detonate anything explosive that they may have on them.

After the first few people try to sneak through with something and explode... problem solved.

iceperson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iceperson
BobthePhotoGuy wrote:First, I will say I understand the humor, but I know the reality.!



They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.