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Test Tube Baby

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
marchchcic7
Last Wooter to Woot:
ReefEcologist
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3362

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



Puggsy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Puggsy

glad I stayed up for this -_-


I can appreciate good art, not add to it.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Burning question: What is that compound in the think balloon...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Wait a minute. Green and pink don't make blue.

Somebody's been mixing with the milkman...errr...chemicalman?

Congrats, Patrick!

wordartist9453


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wordartist9453

Molecules down, that is the cutest little bundle of joy!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
wordartist9453 wrote:Molecules down, that is the cutest little bundle of joy!



It might be a bundle of weapons grade ebola...

(thank you, Walking Dead, for filling my head with horrible nightmares!)

dukeboarder


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dukeboarder

How appropriate for this year! A Nobel Prize Winning Conception ;)

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Kid is light blue.

Isn't his.

There'd be a chemical castration comment in here if I were in a very bad mood.

mrwednesday


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mrwednesday

Of all the incredibly well done and awesome designs, this prints? I mean I get you want shirts that will stick on the reckoning, but seriously, this? sigh......

Moondragon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Moondragon
bassanimation wrote:Wait a minute. Green and pink don't make blue.

Somebody's been mixing with the milkman...errr...chemicalman?



Maybe it's a recessive compound?

*crickets*

slyguy183


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slyguy183

Love it - in for two. One for me and my son

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Hey! Real babies don't smile like that for, like, weeks! I guess this kind of test tube baby is advanced for its age.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade
bassanimation wrote:Wait a minute. Green and pink don't make blue.

Somebody's been mixing with the milkman...errr...chemicalman?

Congrats, Patrick!



Should have thrown it in the sink, looks contaminated to me.

Seize the Opportunity.

strawhat311


quality posts: 6 Private Messages strawhat311

Awww, that's one happy chemical reaction! :P

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp

Ha! Very funny, I like it!! :D


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

wamsachel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wamsachel

Parents better start saving now, before they know it, JR will be off to college and in a CHEM 1000 Lab

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

On the set or The Sub-Atomic Maury Povich show.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

cute? no, that baby's a vial creature. >=b

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Yay - Patrick is back - the man who can make glassware charming!

Congrats on another great design.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

I'm sure their newborn will grow up into a perfectly healthy beaker adult.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant
bassanimation wrote:Wait a minute. Green and pink don't make blue.

Somebody's been mixing with the milkman...errr...chemicalman?



the description answers this: “Green and pink makes blue. Just accept it.”

you should NEVER question the wooterators, lest they become angry and sell only ramyb shirts for weeks on end! even if you only wish to correct their grammar, and are happy to leave their content alone, beware the wrath of the wooterators...*shudder*

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

wootwootnow


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wootwootnow

So that's what happens when a beaker and an Erlenmeyer flask hook up!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
Moondragon wrote:Maybe it's a recessive compound?

*crickets*



Or perhaps..... Eh I got nothin', I used all my wittyness in the first post, hahaha.

I should probably note that I almost failed my senior year of high school due to Chemistry. I was going to fail the class due to lack of a 10th of a point or something on a test. I drew a big anime mole (like the forumula for mole) for my teacher's door, and he graciously passed me. PHEW!!! The old brain, she was never good with numbers...or dangerous, fuming substances.

bliss77


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bliss77

Love the design, would totally buy it, except for the brown shirt. Does woot or the artist pick the shirt colour? There have been too many lately that I like the design, but hate the brown shirt and thus don't buy. =\

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
wootchawant wrote:the description answers this: “Green and pink makes blue. Just accept it.”

you should NEVER question the wooterators, lest they become angry and sell only ramyb shirts for weeks on end! even if you only wish to correct their grammar, and are happy to leave their content alone, beware the wrath of the wooterators...*shudder*



Blast, I r not a read the descripshun! (ashamed)

From my personal experience you have to start a nude mud fight to anger the wooterators. It is messy...and everyone ends up with a wedgie.

Skadoosh to bed!

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Thank you, Patrick, for being putting my home state of Utah on the map through your shirt designs.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Oh neats, the EC are starting. I wasn't expecting this one to print at all. Woohooo Patrick!

colegrove713


quality posts: 2 Private Messages colegrove713

First off, as a chemist, any Chemistry-related shirt is a guaranteed buy for me.

Secondly, green and pink can make blue if you use cabbage juice indicator...kind of.

This shirt makes me think of Jasper Fforde's Shades of Grey.

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

So when do we find out if the kid is unstable?

Seize the Opportunity.

travisedens


quality posts: 1 Private Messages travisedens

As the 1300th test tube baby in the world, I definitely need to buy this shirt.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

this looks a lot like Louise Joy Brown. That is the way she probably looked in October 1977.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

kaznai


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kaznai

I dunno, it looks like the kid's adopted. I'm still happy for them.

When s/he makes it through high school will s/he be a "Graduated Cylinder"?

Get it? Hah?

I don't usually have much to say, so words from me mean you're doing something very right.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock

"little did they know what vile pathagin young tube carried... one so deadly it would destroy the world! This is what happens when you meddle with things beyond your scope arrogant beakers!
Dang you science! Dang you!"
*shakes fist at the skies as if there was a god of science that should be yelled at*


on a brighter note, congrats on the new kid you two and the shirt, Pat!

jubie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jubie

Totally nabbed this for my friend.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
Assassin15 wrote:Burning question: What is that compound in the think balloon...



Love Potion No. 9.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

hksixtyfour


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hksixtyfour

I'm stuck on the minutiae of not using the round bottomed Florence flask for the female...

valentinlazar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages valentinlazar

For those that have taken Organic Chemistry, the errors in this shirt are excruciatingly painful...

aecardshark


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aecardshark

Come on folks, let the new parents be. After all, somewhere in there they had to have had some chemistry.

/end badpun

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

I would have figured the daddy would have been blue and the baby would have been green - after all, it's not exactly kosher to be choosing your baby based on it's sex (at least in America).

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle
oddlyjen wrote:I would have figured the daddy would have been blue and the baby would have been green - after all, it's not exactly kosher to be choosing your baby based on it's sex (at least in America).



Koser? That should only matter if you're eating the baby.

Slides away.