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Quality Posts



chighost01


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chighost01

Aww! I like it!

kaznai


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kaznai

So freaking happy this made it. I voted for it both times. I'm happier it made it to EC.

I don't usually have much to say, so words from me mean you're doing something very right.

rfrederi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rfrederi

I'll be home for Christmas?

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

So, do the snowflakes also charge you for carry on baggage?


Lovely design, very nice choice, staffers!

slacker44


quality posts: 7 Private Messages slacker44

Reminds me of Mary Poppins! I like it.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

What they don't mention is that snowflake is about fifty feet tall and will crush his house when it lands.

u2fanatic08


quality posts: 0 Private Messages u2fanatic08

Yes!! Thank you!! This might be my new favorite shirt.woot design ever. Very emphatically in for one, even though it's probably not the best financial decision I've ever made. Great design...thanks for reaching down and snagging it even though it didn't get enough votes.

mayh658


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

What's in the box?

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Science proves that there are no two snowflakes exactly alike. I spy with my little eye four of the same snowflakes on this design. I call blasphemy.

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

Looks like that guy from the "Son of Man" painting caught a flight home for Christmas. I hope they give him a new face for the holiday.

niftydrumdude


quality posts: 8 Private Messages niftydrumdude

Wonder if he went with the pat-down or the body scan.

wmerwi


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wmerwi

At least the cold should mean he won't have to pick bugs out of his teeth when he arrives!

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

What you don't see is the guys face twisted in horror as the giant snow flake takes him to some distant place in Siberia where snowflakes are naturally that large.

Seize the Opportunity.

lonelypond


quality posts: 437 Private Messages lonelypond

Ah, tonight we have the whimsical choice...and a handy suggested mode of travel to avoid airport delays and intrusions, but mostly a nice shirt that while not long sleeved enough to ward off the cold still manages to induce warm holiday feelings. Nice.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

That'd be nice. You wouldn't need a full body pat down to board a snowflake.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

not to be a party pooper but I hope he melts. It's supposed to be 2 degrees F here this time tomorrow & I don't like it.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Snowball anti-air cannons lay in wait.

rfrederi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rfrederi
skatimmy737 wrote:That'd be nice. You wouldn't need a full body pat down to board a snowflake.



It appears that the streams of wind are searching him thoroughly.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Can you parallel park a snowflake?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The man screams, "Clarence! What is this supposed to teach me about my wonderful life!? Ahhhh!"

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737
rfrederi wrote:It appears that the streams of wind are searching him thoroughly.



Uncomfortable though not as icy as the hands of terrorism.

putdowntheducky


quality posts: 9 Private Messages putdowntheducky

Smart Post, eh? I wonder how good the odds are of a shirt getting here in time for me to wear it home for Christmas...

SunnyLea0


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SunnyLea0

Wow, woot. That write-up was remarkably ...sweet. You okay?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

That's one small dude, that right there. Either that, or we have a snowflake for the Guinness Book.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

thewronggrape


quality posts: 49 Private Messages thewronggrape

Reminds me of Super Mario Galaxy where you have to grab the fuzzy dandelion petal and glide to your next destination.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock

Those terrorists are crafty sunzabritches!
Can't use planes any more! Let's use snowflakes!!!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I wonder if he's cold? He has no gloves on, and no scarf or anything... poor chap.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

sdc100


quality posts: 506 Private Messages sdc100

I would grab several if the snowflakes glow in the dark, but I don't see anything about that. I had a glowing t-shirt when I was a kid and it's still my favorite shirt of all time.

Bandrik


quality posts: 77 Private Messages Bandrik

This shirt is fairly creative. I'm glad it was chosen to be an Editor's Choice print. :D

bluejester


quality posts: 568 Private Messages bluejester

What does it say about me if I felt more sentimental and heart-warmed by Woot's little write-up than I did about the entirity of Jim Carrey's The Grinch?

coniahg


quality posts: 2 Private Messages coniahg

Pretty neat idea. Reminds me of Mary Poppins.

Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit

sdc100


quality posts: 506 Private Messages sdc100

I must admit that I like the secular motif which is completely inclusive. Who can't relate to rushing home to see loved ones? Even if your religion has no Winter holiday, i.e. Buddhism, or you lack religion, you can still relate to the rush toward the warmth of home. Had the snowflake been a star, some may have interpreted it to be Christian-specific.

kaznai


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kaznai
sdc100 wrote:I must admit that I like the secular motif which is completely inclusive. Who can't relate to rushing home to see loved ones? Even if your religion has no Winter holiday, i.e. Buddhism, or you lack religion, you can still relate to the rush toward the warmth of home. Had the snowflake been a star, some may have interpreted it to be Christian-specific.



Hats off to you sir; good call. I agree wholeheartedly.

I don't usually have much to say, so words from me mean you're doing something very right.

drippy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drippy

A lot of the shirts that aren't derby winners... and even some that are, make me think, "Who would wear such a thing in public, and on what possible occasion." ...but enough of you guys obviously seem to really like it.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Doesn't the Sugar Plum Fairy ride away on a snowflake in the Nutcracker? Or is that just the one my sister was always in while I was growing up?

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

Do they give you a "pat down" before you can board the snowflake?

Bog of carp anyone?

RandomLynx


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RandomLynx

It's a really nice shirt but I have waaay too many really nice shirts :/

kinzoku


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kinzoku

So is it a tiny man or a giant snowflake?

cmdixon2


quality posts: 21 Private Messages cmdixon2

Whoa! Thanks Woot!!
Great write-up. You guys are fond of of curve balls, I've noticed.

And thanks for the awesome comments everyone!