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x = pb+j

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts



jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Good lord woot, you had better be saving Equinox for last. Yesterday notwithstanding, this has been the weakest crop of EC's in my memory.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Ah, so this is what they mean by "Applied Mathematics".

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

THAT IS NOT ELEMENTARY WATSON!

Seize the Opportunity.

MrBarkeyvonSchnauzer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages MrBarkeyvonSchnauzer

Sudo make me a sandwich.

kriscad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kriscad

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

All this math on the shirt seems a bit problematic.

gonffen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gonffen

Does this mean jelly is imaginary?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Ooooh... THAT'S how Mom did it all these years.

Siax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Siax

let p = peanut butter

and j = jelly

and t = time

p*j*t = awesome

bullthumper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bullthumper

Oh, the irony! I was actually enjoying one myself when it came up so I figured that means that I just had to get one...

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renegadetim


quality posts: 12 Private Messages renegadetim

Where does the baseball bat fit into this equation?

Armagedon


quality posts: 106 Private Messages Armagedon

Finally I can make my lunch!
It was taking me forever to figure this out.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 66 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

You got your peanut butter in my jelly.
You got your jelly in my peanut butter.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
There's no wrong way to eat a PB&J.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

laurafoy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages laurafoy

I always had strawberry jam on mine

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

I prefer having more jelly than peanut butter in ma sammich - else I'd need a ton of milk to prevent the darned peanut butter from sticking to the roof of my mouth. It should be: x = 1pb+2j.

Wait.. Google has provided me with Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Neat-o.

pikitiki


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pikitiki

Oh, I hope that's not to scale...

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

Does the back show the Pythagorean Theorem to calculate the amount of crust to be removed for finicky kids?

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

Shenanigans!

Never put grapes, whole glass (or plastic) bottles with PB+J! It tends to ruin High school for you...

Seize the Opportunity.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall




You were all thinking it.

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade
renegadetim wrote:Where does the baseball bat fit into this equation?



Its how you make the jelly...

Seize the Opportunity.

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

I need a life... *wanders off*

Seize the Opportunity.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

So, I guess we can assume that pb = x - j. But what kind of sandwich would that be?!

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dantriplett29


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dantriplett29

very cool. had to stair at it for a bit! piece of art

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

good year for peanut butter and jelly!!!!!

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 66 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

Made with Grapes of Wrath & Peanuts of Charles Schulz.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

isawhat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages isawhat

it sucks having a peanut allergy.

Hippie2MARS


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Hippie2MARS

The song referred to in the description may be the song James Taylor performed on Sesame Street. My kids LOVED it. I believe Raffi may have also had a version of the same song.

juansinanos


quality posts: 1 Private Messages juansinanos



More like: Win = ∫ pb(t) + j(t) db

Linktoreality


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Linktoreality

Mention of Peanut Butter and Jelly songs always reminds me of this one shown to me by my Mormon friend- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K4TFtjaOWw

mattlscc


quality posts: 34 Private Messages mattlscc

cool shirt... could use a little color in my opinion, but still cool

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

Baseball bat? You mean butter knife? XD For, you know, putting the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, lolz.

renegadetim wrote:Where does the baseball bat fit into this equation?



"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I don't see the part of the equation that subtracts the crusts.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

LOL Wooters like math.

Congrats, Kdeuce! The sketch work here is just wonderfully done.

vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot

I'm one of the weird kids who prefers x = pb and y = j. x = pb + j was just never tasty.

come to think of it, pb = p x b? peanuts times butter? (sorry, I'm Asian :p)

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

screw pb+j
nutella ftw <3

lankylars


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lankylars

What's the crunchiness coefficient?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Anyone else notice that m.oronbrigade was changed to Krampusbrigade in the quality posts section? Woot filtered itself!

flukeboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages flukeboy
strawberryicee wrote:screw pb+j
nutella ftw <3



Nutella + j, pb + h(oney)...and what ever happened to pb + j + b(anana)?

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zavn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zavn

There is always the x=pb+p(pickles). Don't be a hater until you've tried it.