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We are the Knights Who Say… Ni!

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost

We are the knights that say, ELBOW!

bluejester


quality posts: 550 Private Messages bluejester

Based on the red glow from the helmet, I think that it is safe to say that both knights are actually cylons in disguise.

Frakking toasters...

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 105 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL, I knew this would print. I still giggle because to me it looks like some OTHER part of the body.

That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that. Debates getting one to give confusing replies to what the shirt means.

Spotsmom


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Spotsmom

Help me here. What movie does this come from? I don't get it.

thatrobert


quality posts: 23 Private Messages thatrobert

So nice to see this printed. Thanks to all for the support!


dloon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dloon

Huh. Didn't realize this would be a black shirt, but the design is a must have... I'm glad to be one of the first buyers :D

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

ThatRobert, you're on a roll! Congrats, very amusing shirt:D Nii!

Vote!

celer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages celer
Spotsmom wrote:Help me here. What movie does this come from. I don't get it.



HSSSsss!! That word! You mustn't say that word, you simply mustn't!

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

We are the knights who say "elbow"?

Honestly, someone get that Knight to the gym so they can do some squats.

spiderweb1986


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiderweb1986
Spotsmom wrote:Help me here. What movie does this come from. I don't get it.



I think it's "Hoosiers."

thatrobert


quality posts: 23 Private Messages thatrobert

Yeah, I knew it looking like an elbow was a danger. That's why it's nice and beefy. I would have hated to have a whole bloody leg their in the talk bubble though...



billratio


quality posts: 1 Private Messages billratio

isn't it spelled "knee?"

Check out the Farting in the USA song parody and others!
http://www.youtube.com/user/thepetersonbros

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla
tjost wrote:We are the knights that say, ELBOW!



Aw man...I had to re-login and you beat me to it!

That's ok, I wear your shirts. :-)

bigwhitebear18


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bigwhitebear18

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

NightGhost


quality posts: 1905 Private Messages NightGhost

Ecky ecky ecky!

Okay - "ekki ekki" is okay too. But no way it's "icky"!

etoyoc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etoyoc

Egads! The only thing I Ni'd more than this shirt is more shrubbery!

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

I feel really bad, as I think I'm one of 3 people who hasn't seen any of the Monty Python movies, or tv shows..did they make a tv show? Or was it just movies?

I have got to wake up and join the 21st century someday.

Congrats, Robert!

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

Did I read that someone should tell Weird Al to include this in White and nerdy two? I would hate to get rumors started!

Seize the Opportunity.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Now represent "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoom-Boin. Z'nourrwringmm!" with just pictures. I dares ya!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock

I guess he's a knee guy.

Spotsmom wrote:Help me here. What movie does this come from. I don't get it.


Monty Python and The Holy Grail!

Johndis5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Johndis5

Two in a row!

Bandrik


quality posts: 68 Private Messages Bandrik

I enjoyed tonight's writeup. It was almost expected, but I even liked the "we call this color" and the "condition". Well done, Woot. :D

thatrobert


quality posts: 23 Private Messages thatrobert
thatrobert wrote:So nice to see this printed. Thanks to all for the support!




p.s. Woot forgot to mention my poor little beef shirt that is very close to being reckoned!


atravis6


quality posts: 0 Private Messages atravis6

But it's just one knight saying knee! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!

bluejester


quality posts: 550 Private Messages bluejester
bassanimation wrote:I feel really bad, as I think I'm one of 3 people who hasn't seen any of the Monty Python movies, or tv shows..did they make a tv show? Or was it just movies?

I have got to wake up and join the 21st century someday.

Congrats, Robert!



Better watch some skits quick before some one starts to argue with you.

thatrobert


quality posts: 23 Private Messages thatrobert
atravis6 wrote:But it's just one knight saying knee! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!



They take turns.


tkastorff


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tkastorff

Monty Python and The Holy Grail!

One of the best comedies in the history of film. Never gets old ...

I'll bite your legs off!

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ekio


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ekio

Ni!

Makes me want to go off and do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable.

Grats on the print!

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
atravis6 wrote:But it's just one knight saying knee! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!



so does the scene from the movie. Knights that say NI that want shrubbery... pretty wacky if you ask me.

Spotsmom


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Spotsmom
bassanimation wrote:I feel really bad, as I think I'm one of 3 people who hasn't seen any of the Monty Python movies, or tv shows..did they make a tv show? Or was it just movies?

I have got to wake up and join the 21st century someday.

Congrats, Robert!



Bassanimation, I have never seen a Monty Python movie, either, and MP was huge when I was a teenager and in my twenties! So, despite someone's post that said this quote came from "Hoosiers", is this really a Monty Python movie quote?

I think I saw "Hoosiers" once, and it doesn't seem like the type of movie to have this quote.

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

What ThatRobert doesn't know is that Woot will be paying him with a shrubbery.

EBOLAinfectedMonkey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages EBOLAinfectedMonkey

If I were to purchase this, I would post something witty like, "I NI-d this shirt!" but as I am trying to be frugal this holiday season (a regular Scrooge), I will pass.

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3. PROFIT

Spotsmom


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Spotsmom
midgerock wrote:I guess he's a knee guy.


Monty Python and The Holy Grail!



Thanks, Midgerock. I guess I need to get it from Netflix soon. I'm just not much of a tv/movie/game person. Books....

bluejester


quality posts: 550 Private Messages bluejester

Wink Wink, nudge nudge woot. Say some more govna'

Just a little hint, you should add "An Exhaustive Guide to Cuts of Meat" in the artists profile section.

Wink Wink, nudge nudge. Say some more. Say some more.

MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

Aside from the obvious MP reference, does anyone else think of the Sphinx from The Neverending Story?

"RUN ATREYU!!!!"

bluejester


quality posts: 550 Private Messages bluejester
MBrulla wrote:Aside from the obvious MP reference, does anyone else thing of the Sphinx from The Neverending Story?

"RUN ATREYU!!!!"



HAHA. Now that you've said it, I can't unsee it.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
Spotsmom wrote:Thanks, Midgerock. I guess I need to get it from Netflix soon. I'm just not much of a tv/movie/game person. Books....



yeah, Monty Python and The Holy Grail is pretty funny stuff. Check it out some time.
If you are book person think Terry Prachett or Douglas Adams doing King Arthur

FearTheNoFear


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FearTheNoFear

If you guys haven't seen Monty Python's Spamalot, I highly recommened you to go see it. It was really good and it's not just 100% musical. They're currently touring the US right now. They've included the Knights Who Say "Ni" quite well I have to say.

brucedoesbms


quality posts: 158 Private Messages brucedoesbms


Just to provide a semblance of order, I offer "The Explicit and Unreasoned Purposeless Performance of the Aforementioned Knighthood"...

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