There was an old lady...she swallows several things, sometimes different in each telling. In this shirt:
she swallows the cow to catch the goat,
she swallows the goat to catch the dog,
she swallows the dog to catch the cat,
she swallows the cat to catch the bird,
she swallows the bird to catch the spider
(which wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her),
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.
And there is always the invariable: she swallowed a horse...she's dead of course!