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Modern Elephants

Speed to First Woot:
1m 56.000s
First Sucker:
millsprt
Last Wooter to Woot:
jaf28
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
723

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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NightGhost


quality posts: 1908 Private Messages NightGhost

Watch out for the digital poop!

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1

YAY!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 617 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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cascade2k


quality posts: 5 Private Messages cascade2k

581 votes got first place in this one? Man that no penguins/bunnies rule is killing people at the polls.

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

I don't think of them as elephants so much, as I do a support group of 1-armed Octopuses(with tails).

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Very playful. Invisible legs nice touch.

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bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
cascade2k wrote:581 votes got first place in this one? Man that no penguins/bunnies rule is killing people at the polls.



Would that be the north poll, or the south poll?

Clovemb


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Clovemb

Is Woot allow to take a vacation??

Lol- Merry Christmakwanzkah guys!!

My avatar needs an eyebrow wax...

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Congrats, Schrobblehead! Nice to see another Texas Woot artist getting some printing :D. High 5, y'all! (waves from Austin)

I do like that these elephants seem to have a diverse genetic pool. Some big ears, some small ears. Horray DNA pool! (they live in pools, right?)

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
bassanimation wrote:Congrats, Schrobblehead! Nice to see another Texas Woot artist getting some printing :D. High 5, y'all! (waves from Austin)

I do like that these elephants seem to have a diverse genetic pool. Some big ears, some small ears. Horray DNA pool! (they live in pools, right?)



If they live in pools, then they must be olympic sized pools and not the kiddie variety.

faughtey


quality posts: 21 Private Messages faughtey

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I don't see the marshmallow tusks?

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isawhat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages isawhat

I really wish these were pink elephants so that I could be nostalgic and remember a beloved Disney character getting totally wasted.

kinzoku


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kinzoku

Only 581 votes for 1st? Wow...

asmadasrabbits


quality posts: 3 Private Messages asmadasrabbits

I don't like this. It reminds me of a recurring nightmare I had as a child. :/

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
kinzoku wrote:Only 581 votes for 1st? Wow...



Possibly many people just weren't into the designs offered, or another explination is that the people were too busy with the Christmas season to check in on woot. I know that I didn't follow the progress of this derby as much as I had many of the other ones.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
asmadasrabbits wrote:I don't like this. It reminds me of a recurring nightmare I had as a child. :/



If that was your nightmare I'd hate to know what a happy dream was like :D

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Be warned this holiday season: one in four gifts are white elephant. The more you know...

mikewooter


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mikewooter

If you cover up the trunk and tail, they almost look like antique televisions!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead
bassanimation wrote:Congrats, Schrobblehead! Nice to see another Texas Woot artist getting some printing :D. High 5, y'all! (waves from Austin)

I do like that these elephants seem to have a diverse genetic pool. Some big ears, some small ears. Horray DNA pool! (they live in pools, right?)



thanks!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

xDante


quality posts: 1 Private Messages xDante

Teehee. They look like shocked cyclopses. Adorable, shocked cyclopses.

<3

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

First place to boot. Way to go! Congratulations, Mr. Schrobbs.

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MaxSMoke777


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MaxSMoke777

So, is somebody going to explain this one? Is this some kind of rip on a post-modern painting, maybe?

seirfelats


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seirfelats

Hey... I paid 10.44 for this shirt just now (with tax).

Is there a reason why today's shirt has tax when the other previous shirts I've purchased didn't?

Anyone know?

-Confused Wooter

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I'm gonna say that the square holes in each elephant are their ears, because there doesn't seem to be any other place for the ears. There have to be ears somewhere, right?

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ThunderThighs


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seirfelats wrote:Hey... I paid 10.44 for this shirt just now (with tax).

Is there a reason why today's shirt has tax when the other previous shirts I've purchased didn't?

Anyone know?

-Confused Wooter

It was asked on the Deals side for some strange reason. Snapster answered.

Here's the linkie.



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balisane


quality posts: 16 Private Messages balisane

This is one of the times when i wish shirt.woot also did prints. I have no special need to wear this, but i love these ellys so much that i'd like to have them on the wall.

YOU SUCH A JOLLY MR. SNOWMAN
DANCE

sonofbiblady


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sonofbiblady

on the map...where is Oregon? Orisgone?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Congratulations on your first print, Schrobblehead!

It's well deserved, your designs have been especially good lately. (like Where we're going we don't need roads) ^__^

JoeDeeDee


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JoeDeeDee

Congratulations Schrobblehead! Great work!

2wellread


quality posts: 2 Private Messages 2wellread
sonofbiblady wrote:on the map...where is Oregon? Orisgone?



It's there, it's just the same color as Washington... look closely and you'll see the line between them... of course, if people in one state step up their buying throughout today, the states will eventually be different colors...

amreli


quality posts: 8 Private Messages amreli

Yay! In for two...one for me and one for my son.


walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Schrobblehead, very nice work! I glad you made it

Andy47240


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Andy47240

Had a feeling this would print because it never left the fog that I know of. I think it is a fun on theme design, so congrats.



drweirdo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drweirdo

Hey peoples of woot, im awesome! and kinda weird!I really like this shirt im gonna ask my mom if I can order it!!!!

zoopet


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zoopet

I am charmed. In for one.

seirfelats


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seirfelats
ThunderThighs wrote:It was asked on the Deals side for some strange reason. Snapster answered.

Here's the linkie.



Thank you! :-)

janmorgan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages janmorgan

Okay... I know I'll probably take heat for this question, but I'm a Woot Newbie. Is this a cotton, or a blend, or a synthetic fabric? Are all Woot shirts the same fabric? Thanks guys!

janmorgan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages janmorgan
janmorgan wrote:Okay... I know I'll probably take heat for this question, but I'm a Woot Newbie. Is this a cotton, or a blend, or a synthetic fabric? Are all Woot shirts the same fabric? Thanks guys!




Never mind... found my answer.

manniax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages manniax

Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant

Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done!