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The Tea Shirt

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
scudmuffin
Last Wooter to Woot:
chargot
Last Purchase:
4 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2274

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

My eyes hurt from rolling.

halcyonights


quality posts: 2 Private Messages halcyonights

Two of my favorite things, tea and puns.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

“I’m a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. Tip me over, and drain me out.” lalalalalala

that was fun while it lasted!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I can only hope the vine growing from the cup leads to a cloud covered in gold coins.

theclaytonator


quality posts: 2 Private Messages theclaytonator
skatimmy737 wrote:My eyes hurt from rolling.



You should get that checked.

One word: STAHNKE.

azukibean


quality posts: 1 Private Messages azukibean

I'm just exhausted enough for that write-up to be pretty much the funniest thing ever. I couldn't even get through it in one go.

As for the shirt, very commendable anytime someone matches red and green and it DOESN'T make me think of Christmas. Also, I love tea.

Good job!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

You know, at first glance I'll bet a lot of people mistake this for a Christmas shirt.

ViperEagle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ViperEagle

Love the writeup!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
skatimmy737 wrote:My eyes hurt from rolling.



I'm with you... I... am... stunned...

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp

Ah ha, well isn't that clever.

Sooooo, if I get a stain on this shirt, I'd be having a spot of tea. Am I right?


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

spanchenblow


quality posts: 10 Private Messages spanchenblow

I find this design a little...lopsided.

theseattlegirl00


quality posts: 1 Private Messages theseattlegirl00

Regarding the write-up:

American English places the comma within the quotations--always.


- Someone Who's Paid to Know Such Things

eharmon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eharmon


Can you imagine how utterly pathetic you would look wearing that shirt?

heartflux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages heartflux

While I adore this shirt (and purchased one), I'm a little sad not to see the lady bug design. *sniff* I'll get over it when I wear my tea shirt for the first time. And the first person to hate on it gets threatened with the tea bag.

I woot, therefore I am.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost

Wear this if you're a Tea Party member.

drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

How are you supposed to hold that tea cup. The handle looks daunting.

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp

Hahaha, that write-up was great! And I think my avatar goes along with the "This shirt tells the world" Disney reference. *grin*


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

Hankshanker


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Hankshanker
theseattlegirl00 wrote:Regarding the write-up:

American English places the comma within the quotations--always.


- Someone Who's Paid to Know Such Things



You're wrong.

ViperEagle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ViperEagle

This shirt causes me tea-pain.

uniique


quality posts: 2 Private Messages uniique

hey congrats fungusamongus! well done

bsweber


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bsweber

Congrats on the win!




mixer23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mixer23

Ahhh... Just 36 votes away from an awesome shirt. One day I'll get a shirt with your leaves/scales patter on it, Boots. Thought for sure that the third time would be the charm...

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 128 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Finally a tee for everyone that likes tea. It's nice to see this one pull through to get a place. Congratulations on the print!

knickers22


quality posts: 0 Private Messages knickers22
NightGhost wrote:Wear this if you're a Tea Party member.



Dang! And I was considering getting this shirt! I won't now.

sexylittlerobot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages sexylittlerobot

Tea comes from an evergreen shrub/tree - it's not grass! Camellia sinensis!!! The family is Theaceae and it's in the order Ericales which includes blueberries and azaleas. The plants are really beautiful.

Sorry, gratuitous amounts of plant taxonomy classes make you persnickety about that sort of thing XD

mscrankypants


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mscrankypants

Has woot changed the color of the "grass" green shirt? The only other grass shirt I have is "eat more meat" and it really looks like a different color on screen?

r0ksana


quality posts: 8 Private Messages r0ksana

Oooh, this is a such a tasteful shirt! It's a rich aroma of two earthy colors, and is satisfying no matter what time of day.

I can also wear it to Teavanas everywhere and be mighty-mighty.

chin4me


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chin4me

Is this the perfect Jersey-going-out shirt? IT'S TEEEEEEAA SHIIIIRRRRRRT TIIIIIIMEEEE!!

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

As one with an English B.A., I totally approve this shirt.

Visual puns are awesome.

thehead71


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thehead71

Just when you thought you've had enough from the Teabaggers.

sTyLeS


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sTyLeS

So tea is being made from aspen leaves now? How interesting.

NightGhost


quality posts: 1906 Private Messages NightGhost
drunkenalien wrote:How are you supposed to hold that tea cup. The handle looks daunting.



I think you're supposed to stick your pinkie out.

Lagbert


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Lagbert

Congrats Fungus!

Perilous


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Perilous

Cute shirt, great write-up.

As someone who makes their living writing, I can tell you that the punctuation definitely goes inside the quotations, though.

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

isawhat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages isawhat

Get this for your very merry unbirthday!

drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien

Really need to know what kind of tea this is. My doctor has banned me from having any black tea because I get kidney stones. They are not pleasant, so would like to stay clear of it in any form.

I'm guessing this is a green Tee shirt cause its green, or at least that's the color it appears to be. See, I've never been tested to see if I was color blind, and would rather not risk the chance of getting another kidney stone.

I understand the description says grass, which typically means the color green, but I've heard of kentucky blue grass before, and don't know how blue tea would affect me. Id hate to get a blue kidney stone, cause it would hurt me greatly to know that my kidney stone was sad cause I made it blue from wearing kentucky blue grass tee.

Thanks in advance.

theseattlegirl00


quality posts: 1 Private Messages theseattlegirl00
corafan wrote:He's not wrong. And it goes for periods as well.



I've found that people really dislike the idea of periods and commas in quotations; I remember having a heated discussion with my sister where she refused to punctuate properly on principal because it would 'never feel right to her.'

Hm. I guess that says something about my family, that such is the substance of our debates!

Complicating the matter is that placing periods and commas outside the quotations is the practice 'across the pond,' and similarly, few people here seem to know this rule and punctuate incorrectly in advertising and on public literature. The result? Nearly every American defender of the 'outside period and comma' has an example to cite.

Never mind that the example they cite isn't of proper usage, but of poor usage--the fact that they've seen it used in such a way seems proof enough.

As you can tell, this issue peeves me.

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik






i am disappoint.





laruriej23


quality posts: 0 Private Messages laruriej23

Cute Shirt..hogtown mushroom ;)