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The frightening thing is that as we speak, at least 3 fast-food restaurants are probably racing to perfect a recipe much like this one. What could go better with a KFC Double Down than a side of snack-sized Burger Balls?

I must say it is medium rare to see something so well done!

Looks tasty, find a way to make these bite sized and you could make a fortune!

i'm thinking "jaw breaking" not "mouth watering"...

And I'll start the complaints: now I've got a burger craving + there's a lot of snow outside (and no burgers in grabbing range).

Where's the beef?

With the snow, this woulda been the perfect day for a Woot-off!

that lettuce layer looks a little thick... i thought the lettucolithic era only lasted 20,000,000 years

Nice idea, I would of purchased it if it had been a burger and not a planet.

@"Beef(or Veggie)" in the cross-section...Those are then called imitation burgers, IMO they do not deserve the same title as the original burger! This shirt needs a footnote!

Ooohhhh, an 8 color burger! I would like to see the cow this came from.

not kosher

Looks like my science project back in high school.

so burgers are in the shapes of spheres now?

This burger would taste much better without the tomatoes and onions

No bacon??????

Reminds me of disecting eye's in science class, though they didn't taste half as good.

lonelypond wrote:And I'll start the complaints: now I've got a burger craving + there's a lot of snow outside (and no burgers in grabbing range).

Personally, I'm now jonesing for a uni-boob. Because that's what I feel I'm looking at.

thenightflier wrote:No bacon??????

just imagine this planet with several moons... bacon, blue cheese, peanut butter, etc.

I see the tomatoes, Umm... Where's the ketchup? Burgers must have ketchup.

imlorijay wrote:i'm thinking "jaw breaking" not "mouth watering"...

Yeah iron-nickel alloy might break a few teeth, but just think, you'll be all set for essential minerals for eons!

twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedball

Is there an alternative recipe of this shirt for people with milk or gluten allergies?

I feel a little cheated by the fact that this diagram has noticeably forfeited labeling the "bun" and "outer crust" of the burger. My sense of typical immature consumerist's entitlement demands satisfaction. After all, I should be able to Have it My Way.

/troll

If a volcano erupted on the surface of the burger would people run to escape or head towards it to experience the yummy core?

no pickles? no sale.

This shirt would be good to wear when you're fried.

"(or veggie)"

pfft, not a real burger shirt

If it ain't beef, It ain't a burger.

veggie burgers are make believe.
veggie burgers are faker than snooki's tan.
veggie burgers are faker than "the Hills."

veggie burgers are faker than ....

I like that design, but the "Or Veggie" is a deal breaker.


You can make a nice veggie sandwich.

But you cant make a veggie burger

This is just a bizarre shirt. I've never seen a rounded circular hamburger. Burger poppers? Is it warm wet moldable bread surrounding the meat and toppings?

Shouldn't the rings follow onto the other cross section. I only see bun.

Off with your head w00t! Blasphemy! The burger is flat, not round! Everyone knows that!

drunkenalien wrote:If it ain't beef, It ain't a burger.

veggie burgers are make believe.
veggie burgers are faker than snooki's tan.
veggie burgers are faker than "the Hills."

veggie burgers are faker than ....

Man... imagine my horror when I once went to an upscale big-city sports bar and ordered their portobello burger. I expected a delicious slab of beef fit for any carnivore, dressed with a juicy mushroom for balance.

Nope. It was just some grilled fungus between two slices of bread. Biggest culinary disappointment of my life.

What the hell is Yum made of? Is it those hard bits that throw off your chewing? Because those are awful.

Quelin wrote:I like that design, but the "Or Veggie" is a deal breaker. burger

Exactly. (or Veggie) kills the deal.

drunkenalien wrote:Shouldn't the rings follow onto the other cross section. I only see bun.

Definitely a poorly planned display of culinary imperfection. You should call up David Schwen in the middle of the night & demand a resub.

cappomutato wrote:What the hell is Yum made of? Is it those hard bits that throw off your chewing? Because those are awful.

Oh man, yeah, its one of those things no one ever really talks about, yet EVERYONE has experienced, and hates it. Seeing someone else describe it in a manner that I would as well, is incredibly funny.

Burger Bites, another fine product of the Heinz family.

Though with vegetables now surrounding the burger, the vegie-to-meat ratio is completely off (not even including condiments)