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how is his butt not toasted/on fire? ._.

Can't ya just hear the marshmallow singin a little "I'm Burnin' For You" to the graham cracker? Best ramyb I've seen

Burnin'For You

Better buy a new shield from the Deku Salesman!

Totally reminds me of this video

Oops... forgot to put the graham cracker in there somewhere.

People love S'more shirts... =D

He's found himself in a sticky situation!

sparrowhawk69 wrote:Best ramyb I've seen

word. I went "d'awww" and considered buying it when I saw the design before I even read whose it was.

"In 'Mallow we trust."

Scariest. Campfire. Ever.

Season 6 of The Wire focusing on Ramyb? Sheeeeeiiiiiittttt!

He'd have nothing for McNulty or The Bunk.

Don't wear this shirt: if you really are being attacked by a flaming dragon, while armed only with an oversized Hershey's bar.

Assassin15 wrote:Oops... forgot to put the graham cracker in there somewhere.

notice the light brown on the edge - I think the chocolate is already melted onto the graham

At the very least, the shirt gets the writer in me going.

"I have travelled from the cornstarch fields where I grew up, beyond the Chocolate mountains where this very shield was forged to do battle with our mortal enemy. Now at last my squishy bretheren will be avenged," Mallow cried.

His face was sticky with sweat, the very heat of the dragon's breath began to warp, and melt his shield. Mallow wasn't sure how it would end, but here he would make his stand--whether he wanted to or not, because his feet were stuck to the floor.

This fella just wasn't listening. They said the pen is mightier than the sword, but no one said anything about a pencil!

This whole situation makes about as much sense as having a snowball fighting a sun dragon with a button for a shield and a tiny corncob pipe for a club...

I think I have too many smores related shirts from Woot already. I'd love to buy another but people are going to think that's all I'm about. I haven't ruled out getting this one, since the fire is dragon-like, but I'm going to sleep on this one.

I think the next Woot spinoff will be smores.woot! It seems to be the most popular theme of all time on the site.

looking at the design s'more (get it?) I think the chocolate could have been a helmet melting down over the mallows face.

This is such a disheartening shirt.

sparrowhawk69 wrote:notice the light brown on the edge - I think the chocolate is already melted onto the graham

That's what they say. But it looks like it's just the reflection of the fire to me.

headp wrote:looking at the design s'more (get it?) I think the chocolate could have been a helmet melting down over the mallows face.

It's not uncommon for a few seconds of thought to vastly improve the execution of a ramy shirt. A melting helmet of chocolate and a graham cracker shield makes a lot more sense than a melting shield and a near invisible orange line that's purportedly a cracker.

This makes me want some marshmallows, which reminds me that I need to buy some more...my supplies are running low...dangerously low

bluejester wrote:...because his feet were stuck to the floor.

*facepalm*

Wouldn't a melting shield defeat the purpose of protection? Or is a gooey end the mightiest one a knight made of fluff can receive?

Weird. Today's (or would it be yesterday's?) funny Scorpio horoscope from my school's newspaper is about marshmallows.

"This week is going to be tough, but remember money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are kind of the same thing."

I wish this wasn't on black

I always thought Marshmallows had an intense fear of sharp pointy sticks, but not this brave little guy. He has no fear.

At least he's dying for a noble cause.

And when he is victorious, a s'morgasbord will be prepared in his honor at Graham Castle.

No need for a graham cracker in the design, that's the marshmallow's coffin after the impossible battle to the death with fire.

This shirt makes me mad.

ANOTHER smores shirt? I get it. Make what sells, and what better thing to do then play on an obviously popular theme, judging by the contest and the reckoning. Ramy's laughing all the way to the bank. But I'm not mad at him, it's not his fault that his incredibly mediocre but cutesy, popular designs do well when there are vastly superior shirts.

You know who I'm mad at? The shirt.woot voters who keep voting and shilling out for this. At the end of the day it wouldn't get printed if it wasn't chosen.

bluejester wrote:At the very least, the shirt gets the writer in me going.

"I have travelled from the cornstarch fields where I grew up, beyond the Chocolate mountains where this very shield was forged to do battle with our mortal enemy. Now at last my squishy bretheren will be avenged," Mallow cried.

Cornstarch fields? Don't you mean the sugarcane fields... or the glue factory? Or do they put cornstarch in commercial marshmallows? I make my own & I only use cornstarch as a dusting to keep 'em from sticking together.

I don't understand this shirt. The flame from the campfire must be coming directly at him, since it's melting the chocolate. But there is fire behind him as well - how did it get there? It passed under him, setting his butt on fire but leaving his feet unscathed? Maybe white mallows CAN jump.

I'm not going to complain about the fire behind and beside him sustaining itself without any connection to the campfire or any apparent source of flammable material, because there is also a sentient marshmallow on the shirt, so clearly this kind of thing is not a concern. But for some reason I can't get past the problem of how the fire got behind him.

MasterYogurt wrote:At the end of the day it wouldn't get printed if it wasn't chosen.

Yeah...that's true of EVERY shirt in the Derby. It's kind of how it works.

shirt.woot.writer wrote:Don’t wear this shirt: In your performance art piece titled “Some More Passion,” in which you re-enact the stations of the S’more.

Heh, if they did the Stations of the S'mores that'd definitely get me back into church.

Congrats on another print, ramyb.

It's a Graham Cracker shield lined on the outside with Chocolate. Fire was all around as the brave lone mallow fought nobly to defeat the dragon of fire.

Why is the anthropomorphic packing foam holding the burnt bacon up to the disembodied dogs head like a mirror?

This reminds me of the bff shirt with the One Ring and the Eye of Sauron...

Congrats Ramy! I knew this was a winner as soon as I saw it. Yeah that's a pretty safe bet with any of your designs, but this has more charm and inventiveness than usual. :^)

Predicting a fablefire or bassanimation shirt for tomorrow...