WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

Pull Up, You Fools!

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.000s
First Sucker:
avleaf
Last Wooter to Woot:
melportell
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3286

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

It's a trap!

When comparing these mice (and Ackbar-mouse) to the real thing they appear to be anatomically incorrect. They should have five toes on their rear feet.

tekssx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages tekssx

Either a spongebob testicle or a deathstar cheeseball, hopefully my second option.

Woot wooting away.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Oh wow. This actually made me laugh out loud... nice one, with several different levels of funniness. You don't need the shirt title to think it's hilarious either, which is in itself a great accomplishment.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Misskari


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Misskari

That's the ugliest mouse I've ever seen! :O

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

♫ The Ackbar stands alone, the Ackbar stands alone... ♫

audioninja


quality posts: 0 Private Messages audioninja

Is this the real reason why none of the derbys are allowed to have Star Wars?

>:\/-/--<

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly

It's a mousetrap!

There, I said it for you.

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

So is that just how dumb womp rats are? No wonder Luke used to bullseye them in his T-16 back home.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Someone needs to Move the Cheese.

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

One gets snapped while the other gets catapulted, maybe onto the cat!

mayh658


quality posts: 26 Private Messages mayh658

When one assumes the mantle of leadership, pants become optional.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

the early bird may get the worm but the late mouse will get the cheese.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I think the perfect Ackbar impression requires your lips to move completely independently from the rest of your mouth.

justanotebook


quality posts: 1 Private Messages justanotebook

This feels all disproportionate to me.

Daddyofnine


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Daddyofnine
SailorButterfly wrote:It's a mousetrap!

There, I said it for you.



Those are damn ugly mice

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"That thing's operational!"

pilotwillie


quality posts: 17 Private Messages pilotwillie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J2mKgXpW-Y Gotta love audience participation

NightGhost


quality posts: 1903 Private Messages NightGhost

I don't get it...

It's a rap?

It's a map?

It's an app?

Somebody help!!!

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

WOW, that Ackba-rat is uglier than one of mine!



(yes, she's supposed to have the bald spots :3)

markshark800


quality posts: 0 Private Messages markshark800

Yet another shirt no one in their right minds would buy....How about woot start to offer some real-art shirts?

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Okay, now imagine this in a Don LaFontaine voice


"It is tough...

It is strong...

Some may say it has many friends...

But there is one simple truth...

The cheese stands alone!

The Cheese! Coming soon to a theater near you."

javadrinker


quality posts: 4 Private Messages javadrinker

It's a trap!!! I mean...it's a sale!!!!

I'm a sucker for cheesy Star Wars related cheese products.

And the path to drunken poverty continues... Java's Stash at CT

  • Wine.woots: um, lost count.
  • Other woots: um, lost count too. I might have a problem.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
markshark800 wrote:Yet another shirt no one in their right minds would buy....How about woot start to offer some real-art shirts?



Why, who's not in their right mind for buying this shirt? I just bought one, and I'm not even naked in the cold...yet. :P

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

I don't get it. I feel so out of the loop.

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal
mayh658 wrote:When one assumes the mantle of leadership, pants become optional.


Given what I've seen on the news, I believe the Italian prime minister can confirm that statement.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
woolysockofdoom wrote:It's a trap!

When comparing these mice (and Ackbar-mouse) to the real thing they appear to be anatomically incorrect. They should have five toes on their rear feet.



Obviously, they're wearing boots. What mouse in his right mind would go into space without boots?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Needs some apple pie.

KlaudeHopper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KlaudeHopper
markshark800 wrote:Yet another shirt no one in their right minds would buy....How about woot start to offer some real-art shirts?

I've been wondering what drugs they're on, the last batch of shirts have been aweful!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
bassanimation wrote:WOW, that Ackba-rat is uglier than one of mine!



(yes, she's supposed to have the bald spots :3)



Poor little guy!

*whispers* May I suggest some rogaine for little guy?

shanghai


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shanghai
jwaal wrote:Given what I've seen on the news, I believe the Italian prime minister can confirm that statement.



ZZZzzzzing! Excellent!

(also, i'm in for one. i've been looking for more Ackbar related clothing to fill in the Ackbar gaps in my wardrobe.)

11.16.07 Insert list of acquired items in order to create virtual socio-economic caste system here!

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal
bluejester wrote:Poor little guy!

*whispers* May I suggest some rogaine for little guy?


*whispers* Didn't you read carefully? Bass said she's supposed to have a bald spot.

eneref


quality posts: 11 Private Messages eneref

I'm guessing these Rebel mice would prefer to avoid any Imperial entanglements. But they should probably also avoid any encounters with a Falcon.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

Staff

bassanimation wrote:Why, who's not in their right mind for buying this shirt? I just bought one, and I'm not even naked in the cold...yet. :P



I sense a new slogan. "shirt.woot: No Longer Naked in the Cold." Hmm... needs work.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation
Gatzby wrote:I sense a new slogan. "shirt.woot: No Longer Naked in the Cold." Hmm... needs work.



Ok, you can have it, but you can't use my face on the cereal boxes.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

Staff

bassanimation wrote:Ok, you can have it, but you can't use my face on the cereal boxes.



You'll regret this when the royalties from cereal.woot don't come rolling in.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
bluejester wrote:Poor little guy!

*whispers* May I suggest some rogaine for little guy?


jwaal wrote:*whispers* Didn't you read carefully? Bass said she's supposed to have a bald spot.



*whispers* Maybe that's what you end up looking like if you ignore Admiral Ackbar (and survive)!

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
jwaal wrote:*whispers* Didn't you read carefully? Bass said she's supposed to have a bald spot.



(It's called a joke, but don't worry about your misunderstanding. It'll be between just you and me.)

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
eneref wrote:I'm guessing these Rebel mice would prefer to avoid any Imperial entanglements. But they should probably also avoid any encounters with a Falcon.



Haha! I wish I could give you a quality post point for that one.

vivbot


quality posts: 24 Private Messages vivbot

hahaha oh jeez I was so busy laughing at cartoon Ackbar-mouse and the facial expressions on the mice that I didn't even notice the cheese Death Star for a good couple minutes