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Another Sleepless Day

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Top 40% of Shirt Woots
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Woots Sold:
1980

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
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  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Quality Posts



zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

I guess those birds aren't singing a lullaby.

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

Poor Mr. Owl. I have those neighbors too. Only mine sing "In the Air Tonight" at the top of their lungs

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wooooo, first place!!! Awesome! I thought this one had a good chance Jasneko! LOL I love the owl's face! So many tweets.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"First the kids asking me about Tootsie Pops, and now this!"

imsochady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages imsochady

Nice! Congrats Jasneko! You're like a veteran around her now!

moronbrigade


quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

I feel for the Owl. He is experincing something I call "Weekdays"

Seize the Opportunity.

hdcooper4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hdcooper4

If I wear this shirt do you think my neighbors will get the hint?

wissa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wissa
zekecatz wrote:I guess those birds aren't singing a lullaby.



It makes you wonder what an owl's lullaby would sound like.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

This is more awesome than Tim & Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!!!

To celebrate, I will play a game of Angry Birds, and drink some coffee. Sleep is, afterall, for the weak =_=/.

HUGE congrats to Jasneko! YEEEE!!!

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

This is how I feel on Saturday nights.
Come on, loud suitemates! I have to get up early in the morning! D;

Very glad this printed! Congratulations!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Pleasant surprise!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

smox3334


quality posts: 1 Private Messages smox3334

Congrats!!! In for one!

turtlegir1


quality posts: 34 Private Messages turtlegir1

Dear Woot, thanks for using the word "crepuscular!" it is one of my favorite words! I am not 100% sure it applies to this situation, but I love it anyway!

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

Wow, congrats Jas! I LOVE the owl's face. Too cute.

I love this website! ^^

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

They're singing Justin Bieber. NO one can fall asleep to that.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

msklzannie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages msklzannie

The artist description would be far more appropriate if it were actually Tuesday.

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Bag o.f Crap: 12/25/2010, 1/25/2011, 6/15/2011, 11/9/2011, 12/25/2011, 3/22/3012, 4/26/2012

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Woohoo! Go Jasneko! Your print just made my night.

This shirt speaks my language. Silly early birds, day time is for sleeping.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
Assassin15 wrote:They're singing Justin Bieber. NO one can fall asleep to that.



I can. Course I need a couple of XL shots of Maker's Mark first, but I can probably sleep to the Biebs.

k8edid3


quality posts: 2 Private Messages k8edid3

Congrats! Definitely adding this one to my collection!


Poor friend owl can't get any sleep with all those twitterpated birds!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

This one has a real "classic storybook" quality to it. It reminds me of the old Dr. Seuss animated movies-- I can just imagine the "Grinch" narrator rhyming about this poor old owl.

capguncowboy


quality posts: 16 Private Messages capguncowboy

That owl would totally eat those canaries! RAWR!

endlesssummer555


quality posts: 7 Private Messages endlesssummer555

Am I looking too deep into this shirt design? The top of the tree resembles a heart shape with a miserable owl in between the right and left ventricles.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Just read the write up.

Six times of hitting the snooze button woot?

Try ten or more for those of us who are real night owls.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

At first, I was insulted that jasneko couldn't photoshop the image a little, but that *is* what I look like every morning...

Love the shirt - can't wait to wear it. (Odd Bears arrived this afternoon and looks great!)

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

This owl never learned the three most important things about real estate.

Location, location, location.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Oh my GOSH!!!! I was still totally unsure of where this design would end up, and I am shocked and thrilled to get first place! My first first!

Thank you so much everyone, I'm so happy people could relate to the design and liked it!!:D


avhienda01


quality posts: 0 Private Messages avhienda01

YAAAAAAAY! Congrats Jas!!

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Is that owl sitting in a tree or a giant head of broccoli.

sabru8


quality posts: 63 Private Messages sabru8

Night owls unite!

thumperchick


quality posts: 253 Private Messages thumperchick

He should just call Tigger to jump up there and eat the annoying little alarm clocks.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Congratulations on drawing the notes with the stems going the right way. This is an example of how not to do it.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

kevinholtwoot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kevinholtwoot

THANK YOU!

I am basically nocturnal and have 8 housemates that wake me up all the time, and they think I'm unreasonable. Worst of all is my housemate across the hall who whistles CONSTANTLY. I'm going to wear this all the time, it's an exact picture of my life.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I love the way the trunk of the tree acts almost like a fake focal point, and how it draws your eyes to the poor, whimpering faced, owl. He looks like he's ready to crack up.

ksuno


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksuno

Judging by the Bass Clef, at least one of those birds has a rather low chirp.

k8edid3


quality posts: 2 Private Messages k8edid3
turtlegir1 wrote:Dear Woot, thanks for using the word "crepuscular!" it is one of my favorite words! I am not 100% sure it applies to this situation, but I love it anyway!



i kept reading through the write up and was thinking, "where did they use the word crepuscular? i can't find it!" then i thought that maybe it's a woot-edited word. so then i was typing in random words i thought woot may change...no luck. back to the write up i go...still not there. where the heck is it? then...i see it! "condition: crepuscular". whew! i can't stop stressing now.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
Woot wrote:Oh man. Can I steal a beer and crash here for a bit?



Totally thought this said "steal a bear" at first.
I think I need some sleep.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I have a terrible feeling that from far away, this would look like diseased broccoli on a shirt.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
MathUhhhSaurus wrote:Totally thought this said "steal a bear" at first.
I think I need some sleep.



Then this shirt is not for you.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

I'm guessing that all the comments are by night owls. The larks won't see this for another five or six hours.