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One of Those Days

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
618

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 60% > one year old

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Quality Posts



jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Gah, this looks like he got stabbed in the chest by a pen.

Edit- I should note that I have an irrational fear of pen-stabbing. I blame "The Bourne Identity" and "Casino".

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

(I am so ashamed of myself right now.)

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

What are they drinking if they're under the ocean? What kind of sorcery is this?

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

In Soviet Russia...

PocketBrain


quality posts: 47 Private Messages PocketBrain

Doh! I wonder if it'll come out with a few hundred million gallons of seawater?

towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

What's the use of a pocket protector when these squids can squirt ink all over the place?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"Uh, Phil, I can't help but notice that you've got a little ink stain there. And also, you're not wearing any pants."

lovepuff


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lovepuff

It's a shirt with a picture of a shirt with a stain on it? So an actual stain on the actual shirt would just make the joke more appropriate. Who needs bleach?

jimisfirst


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jimisfirst

Could the "ink stain" help conceal mammary leakage because of the placement?

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

"You got blue on you".


chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Kudos to Charity Ryan on this design as well-- there's a ton of expression conveyed in those faces, and it's achieved using only eyes. It takes some serious skill to draw that.

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

they look so serious...


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

I bet that squid wishes it was Friday

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

I'm not sure if those squids are cute enough to meet woot standards. I mean, where's the big doe eyes?

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

First thing I thought of: You guys made me ink!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Squidward!? Is that you?

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

weird

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

And the green is actually working as a watery color...


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

Ooo, look at all thoes snazy red blazers. Can I have one?

No Mrs Simpson. Jackets are for closers!

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
jmmbell1987 wrote:I should note that I have an irrational fear of pen-stabbing. I blame "The Bourne Identity" and "Casino".



I hear ya...I have a fear of being stabbed in the head with a flat head screwdriver thanks to Secret Window

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

crossedcrowns


quality posts: 3 Private Messages crossedcrowns

Very nice shirt, but about the artist write-up- please say that Woot! is giving up using lovingly-held, sacred religious beliefs in an offhand, even snarky manner, for Lent. My family, proudly wearing our Woot! shirts everywhere except church, thank you.

ladafi


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ladafi

The real question is... do they fill those pens themselves, or do they still get them from a pen factory? Has capitalism even reached the ocean, where buying pens is less expensive than making your own?

luker256


quality posts: 1 Private Messages luker256

I didn't know there were still Limp Bizkit fans out there.

Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with an INK stain...

And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...

plasticpopcorn4


quality posts: 5 Private Messages plasticpopcorn4

THANKS!
that made my night

brianginther


quality posts: 9 Private Messages brianginther

I wonder what they are drinking. normal coffee, or some kind of jellyfish juice?

JHarpur


quality posts: 3 Private Messages JHarpur

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and suggest that maybe they have too many tentacles?

edit: Nope, 10 is the right count. My head must have been in a cloud.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL this would be a perfect time for an escape covering jet of ink!

tabbyfoo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tabbyfoo

Squids aren't racist. They'll eat everyone, even other squids.

bsmith1


quality posts: 111 Private Messages bsmith1

"You've got blue on you."



Is it really pen ink or is it from bashing zombie squids? (you know, like from "Shaun of the Dead")

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

why do squids need ink if they pee out ink

yes it's me lol

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

I think I failed the Rorschach test. Is the ink stain supposed to look like something? Cause all I see is a soft-shelled Zoidberg.

KITHPOM


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KITHPOM
chrisprender wrote:"Uh, Phil, I can't help but notice that you've got a little ink stain there. And also, you're not wearing any pants."



Is the lack of pants really that much of an issue when your head looks like a penis? How about a hat?

wangowezz


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wangowezz

aww come on... and it was the pen my daughter gave me!

Soberphotography


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Soberphotography

"So Jimmy, what'd the boss want you in his office for?"
"Oh nothing big... Just another promotion."
"Why congratulations! Say... What's that stain on your shirt?"

ThreeDee912


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ThreeDee912

Ika Musume, de geso?

frickinawesome


quality posts: 7 Private Messages frickinawesome

So I've heard of squids shooting ink out of their bodies when they sense danger but I didn't know it came out of their NIPPLES!!!

Congrats Charity, this shirt is amazing and should a zillion!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
frickinawesome wrote:So I've heard of squids shooting ink out of their bodies when they sense danger but I didn't know it came out of their NIPPLES!!!



You have a lot to learn about squid nipples.

fuzznarf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fuzznarf
jacroe wrote:What are they drinking if they're under the ocean? What kind of sorcery is this?



Heavy Water ²H2O

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Snurk.

Funny tee, Charity! Congrats on printing. ^__^