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Teripie wrote:Cats: Because They Don't Drink Out of Your Toilet!
I really would buy this dog shirt in a heart beat! I think the art work is cool.
maverik1390 wrote:Nice, you did get rid of that skull thought bubble thing, I really like this one.
Thanks! I had gotten people at work to look at it as well. People didn't think it added anything special. So I axed it. I appreciate everyone on Woot who made the suggestion as well.
Re: Pachyderm Nut Sack
Is this to distasteful? I think not.
ENJOY THE NUTS!
Josephus wrote:in college, they used to put raisin cookies right with the chocolate chip cookies, just to trick us. grr.
Re: Raisins Ruin Everything
In a show of solidarity to the Pro-Raisin community, I'm going to get a nice, delicious oatmeal raisin cookie from the bakery today. You only inspire us to fight harder for what we know is right!
Re: Taco it's spanish for taco
Are we going to witness the first Odysseyroc derby print?
Could be...could be...
You go, Mr. Dufresne, if you please.
just think.... if you owned this shirt, people would look at your shirt and say "cool!" and you would both laugh.... wouldn't that be fun?
Re: Piñatas: Beat them up! They stole your candy!
Hey everyone. I really enjoyed this derby. Please vote! Thanks!
Heh, very nice. I actually like raisins on their own or in a trail mix combo with nuts or something, but I dont like them them in cookies, breads, rices and basically any cooked dish. Baffling! I guess I either don't like cooked raisins, or don't think they taste good combined with most other foods?;)
odysseyroc wrote:Voted. I love the way you drew the cardboard, it's perfect.
hahah! i was gonna say that! awesome cardboard.
tgentry wrote:In a show of solidarity to the Pro-Raisin community, I'm going to get a nice, delicious oatmeal raisin cookie from the bakery today. You only inspire us to fight harder for what we know is right!
I hope you shrivel up and die (like that which you love so much)!
Re: Red Shirts
Brilliant shirt! I don't know if it qualifies as an everyday product, but I would probably buy this shirt.
Re: Calculators! Problem Solved!
Calculators have the ability to solve most of the worlds' problems...
I meant most word problems like if a train was going to Chicago 50 miles an hour...
anyways I hope every digs the design. Open to any feedabck or critique as well.
Here's a link to a larger version of the design.
juanoc74 wrote:Yes ,yes it is.
well i am trying to play with that slogan.
Is that ok with this derby?
I am not sure.
They used the just do it slogan as an example of what not to do. They want the slogan to be original.
Re: txtn iz kewl
what is 143 and imho??
Great work, John. +1
Epic! The life memories, the cookies, the HUMANITY!!!
You raisin haters make this world a sad, bitter, hate-filled place. D:
On the plus side, more delicious Raisin Bran Crunch, raisin oatmeal cookies and bread pudding with lots and lots of raisins for me. :D
capedcrusader514 wrote:Except... they're both gross. This shirt is not gross. It's awesome.
You are a bad person. Don't you know a cup of tea solves all problems?
I always want extra raisins in my raisin bran but once I tried raisins in my yogurt from my local froyo place... horrible idea. They quickly get hard as pebbles and ruin the entire experience!
Re: For Crying Out Loud
The "for crying out loud", taken in its usual context, makes this shirt for me.
Love this style.
Ugh, so many shirts right up my alley this week!
As just slogans go, this is easily the funniest fogged shirt.
Honestly, if the over-under on Boots prints this derby was 2.5, I'd seriously consider taking the over.
tgentry wrote:If you happen to buy or sell tigers on an everyday basis (or even on a weekly or monthly basis) send us some evidence of these transactions and you'll be allowed to submit a tiger entry. Also we will probably alert the appropriate authorities. Until then, a tiger won't be accepted as an "everyday product" in the derby, sorry.
tgentry wrote:Dead leaves would be fine. As long as it's an everyday thing, whether it's actually sold or not in the real world doesn't matter.
How about... BUSH! It's A Trap
...wait... yep REJECTED.
GO LADDER ZOMBIES!!!!
I want to buy a shirt with one of your mustachioed characters. Voted.
Still love it. I'd wear it often.
Nightshooter wrote:what is 143 and imho??
imho = in my humble opinion, or in my honest opinion
143 = i love you (1 letter, 4 letters, 3 letters)
Re: TShirts and Diet Stains
bluejester wrote:Am I the only one in the world who uses cola as there gate way to cafffffffeeeeeeeinneee? Well, I have a friend who would love this so GMV.
I prefer Mountain Dew.
blanked wrote:They used the just do it slogan as an example of what not to do. They want the slogan to be original.
Dead leaves would be fine. As long as it's an everyday thing, whether it's actually sold or not in the real world doesn't matter.
But tigers aren't an everyday thing sold or otherwise(hence the rejection reason: Not an everyday product/object/thing). There are people who deal with plutonium on a daily basis, there are people who buy and sell it as well. Plutonium is not an everyday thing. Basically you're not getting exotic wild animals through in this derby as an everyday thing because why should you?
Drakxxx is more than welcome to rephrase it in some way that makes it on topic and sticks it to the rejectionator, and we encourage that.
Tanapangarap wrote:What is it with the good shirts in this derby? This, Drak's, Walmazan's, Jasneko's... I would buy them all.
Given how godawful slogan submissions on Woot tend to be, it's pretty damn great how some artists have stepped up to create some pretty damn funny designs.
I like how 1lb and Nut Sack are right next to each other
Damn it, I jinxed it. :/
Re: The sledge hammer
Any particular reason there's a line break in the middle of "together"?
EDIT: Looks like you fixed it.
I completely agree with this shirt!
Re: It's Not What You Think
Voted, even though I co-wash.
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