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Instruments Of Ctrl

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Quality Posts



renkenr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

Need to get this for the help desk folks to hand out to our users.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

This is like grade school meets college on a t-shirt.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

And I suppose Ctrl+Alt+Del would involve taking the shirt off and putting it back on again?

xpenguin


quality posts: 6 Private Messages xpenguin

Ahahahaha! I cannot wait to wear this at the office. It'll make for some witty office humor!

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

I am going to have to get this shirt so that I can remember how to use the short cuts. I always have to ask someone.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

the88thcrazy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages the88thcrazy

Silly putty would have made a fantastic Ctrl+C

Edit: you know, pressing it against ink makes a mirror image onto the putty, which you can repress onto another piece of paper? The things i found entertaining when i was five...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

What would Ctrl+Alt+Del be?

chefsean


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chefsean

does this work with a mac?

chefsean
CLICK....>>.....ON...>>....TheMysteryBox>>>>>>

zavn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zavn

Wait, what is Shift+Del? I'm not computer savvy enough for this one...

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
Don’t wear this shirt: if you insist on saying “command” instead of “control”.



Hey, you can't control me!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Where's Alt + F4?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

ishanshah92


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ishanshah92

I was searching for a way to advertise these shortcuts!!

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

Oooooh they have the internet on computers now!

bugdave


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bugdave

too bad it's not called "instruments of Command"

Did i just start a Macs > Windows war? OH NOES!!111ONEONE

the88thcrazy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages the88thcrazy
Assassin15 wrote:Where's Alt + F4?



I didn't know Alt+f4 was a ctrl command.

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

Any chance of a Ctrl+F for when I lose this shirt doing my laundry?

FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR

This CTRL ALT KILLS me WOOT! HEHE!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The one keyboard combination I would love in real life is Ctrl+F. No more skimming through books/notes looking for a single word or phrase.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

To be consistent he should have put Ctrl + U and Ctrl + I in addition. Oh well, I guess it's quite creative enough as it is.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

wootvan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages wootvan

Next shirt... +

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I'll be back in a bit. I need to go investigate what in the heck Shift+Delete does.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
the88thcrazy wrote:I didn't know Alt+f4 was a ctrl command.



Neither is Shift + Delete.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

XYZkill3r


quality posts: 2 Private Messages XYZkill3r

the lack of ctrl + c is a deal breaker for me... as well as (depending on your job) ctrl + r.

great shirt idea though!

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
chrisprender wrote:The one keyboard combination I would love in real life is Ctrl+F. No more skimming through books/notes looking for a single word or phrase.



Agreed. I'm often annoyed there's no Ctrl-F in real life.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I like how all the items have a white background, giving the impression that they themselves were cut from paper and pasted to the shirt.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 619 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Hmmmm, may have to wear this the next time I do a training....



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spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

If you're a Mac or Linux user make sure to download this translation chart so you can know what your shirt says.


XYZkill3r


quality posts: 2 Private Messages XYZkill3r
jel2301 wrote:I'll be back in a bit. I need to go investigate what in the heck Shift+Delete does.



shift + delete deletes the file. interesting use of white out.

bebolton100


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bebolton100

Control+V is paste, not glue. Just sayin...

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

This place is going to be a little sad without NightGhost around. =(

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer
bluejester wrote:This place is going to be a little sad without NightGhost around. =(



+1 million


Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluejester wrote:This place is going to be a little sad without NightGhost around. =(



What happened to NightGhost?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

wulamoc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wulamoc

Ahh, right Shift Delete to permanently remove a file...

In programs it is the same functionality as Ctrl-x, which confused me.

zcbmarne


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zcbmarne

It's command NOT control, you backwards PC people!

aliciabeck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages aliciabeck

I think I need to get this for my mom.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I have never used Ctrl+N in my life.

sabru8


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sabru8

This shirt is a PC.

thewronggrape


quality posts: 49 Private Messages thewronggrape

Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't know what Shift + Delete was!

rileyper


quality posts: 68 Private Messages rileyper
bebolton100 wrote:Control+V is paste, not glue. Just sayin...