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Evil Bike Is Evil

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2254

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Quality Posts



MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

That is one dastardly bicycle!

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

williams83


quality posts: 4 Private Messages williams83

Who wants a mustache ride??

lonelypond


quality posts: 462 Private Messages lonelypond

So much summed up so simply and with such style.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Oh I get it! It's a handlebar mustache! I don't understand the "mua ha ha ha ha" part though. Some movie joke no doubt.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
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bomberboy214


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bomberboy214

woot be hatin' on ray william johnson

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I can't tell if the writeup is vehemently anti-hipster, or just ironically bashing the subculture in some sort of double-hipster meta game.

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

He has no arms, so I guess he must have a henchman that puts in the wax for him.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

Is the bad guy riding the bike wearing an invisibility cloak?

that was fun while it lasted!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats, Brett! I'm glad this one made it to print.





doodahbtfcc13


quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

This kind of makes me sad that I can't grow a neat handlebar mustache. I'll never be able to stroke it while laughing and smiling in a menacing way. And while rubbing my hands together.

*sigh* =[

bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

I have a mustache like this and I am deeply offend.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

When waxing the mustache, be careful not to get any on the seat.

Corrado


quality posts: 130 Private Messages Corrado

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williams83 wrote:Who wants a mustache ride??



Yeah, that was pretty much my interpretation of the shirt. Sadly, I'm not sure the artist had the same vision.

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It's not my fault that I love Gatzby! He's such a pretty, pretty "man."

davetar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davetar

I really wanted this shirt, but after reading the write-up, I feel like I should feel bad for wanting it. What happened?!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluesluke wrote:I have a mustache like this and I am deeply offend.



Why, aren't you evil?

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Just as Batman has his Batmobile, this is certainly the themed vehicle-of-choice of Snidely Whiplash.

l00kitssam


quality posts: 1 Private Messages l00kitssam

Penny-farthing is not a crime.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
Woot wrote:So it’s a mustache, a handlebar mustache serving as handlebars to a bike, an old-timey high wheeler bike, with a corny menacing laugh like something out of a grainy, black and white movie where someone’s getting tied to train tracks. Uh, what?



UMAD?

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cLUrun


quality posts: 14 Private Messages cLUrun

will match my belt

jbuxxy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbuxxy

Well, I have heard of a mustache ride. But, this is not quite what was described to me. Have I been lied to?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Where's the requisit monocle? Don't handle bar mustaches and monocles go hand in hand?

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

Oh! Is this what they mean when they ask if I want a mustache ride? It all makes sense now!

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

the write-up is the best part about this shirt.

embz20


quality posts: 0 Private Messages embz20

bahahahahaaa!
silly

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

I can ride my bike with no handle bars no handle bars.

First thing that came to my mind, the handle bar song.

Talesin


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Talesin

Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

I've never really understood the connection between moustaches and villains.


CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

*snerk* Though I'm kind of horrified by the blatant anti-hipster-ness of this writeup, I found it immensely amusing at the same time.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

This + this = this

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
Talesin wrote:Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?



Well, good thing this wasn't a derby entry then, eh? And only the top three winners print anyway.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX
chrisprender wrote:I can't tell if the writeup is vehemently anti-hipster, or just ironically bashing the subculture in some sort of double-hipster meta game.



Methinks the writer just doesn't like this shirt.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc
bluejester wrote:Where's the requisit monocle? Don't handle bar mustaches and monocles go hand in hand?



Rollie FIngers didn't think so





MBrulla


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MBrulla

In Russia moustache rides you.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Fourstringerslinger


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Fourstringerslinger

I wonder what the sports bike model would look like.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic

Congrats SEEEEDDDD!!!

love,

Chump


jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Talesin wrote:Wow... I haven't been following the derbies, but if this made it to the top four, I can't hold out much hope for the rest.

Seriously?

Seriously?



1: this is a daily, not a derby print.

2: This is much better than what derbies usually print. Woot hasn't printed something this simple and funny in ages.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Someone call Dudley Do Right!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Assassin15 wrote:This + this = this



I'd replace the "Tron" shirt with this.

And this shirt printing does make me sad that Boots' Mustache shirt didn't make it. :/