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Ninja on a bicycle

Speed to First Woot:
56m 50.774s
First Sucker:
capeman
Last Wooter to Woot:
alphasigmookie
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 10% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2813

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Quality Posts



sabru8


 quality posts: 26 Private Messages sabru8

This shirt is red...

spilzer


 quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

Truth in advertising! This shirt is exactly what it says it is...

...or is it?

satch69


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages satch69

W.T.F. great graphic, Sirius GPP text

Am I a man who has just been dreaming that he was a butterfly, or a sleeping butterfly, now dreaming that he is a man?

chrisprender


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Don't blame the ninja for his unstealthy ways-- he thought he was going to be on a black shirt.

theloudestfire


 quality posts: 5 Private Messages theloudestfire

Fixed gear = thumbs down.

jacroe


 quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

Ceci n'est pas une ninja sur une bicyclette

chrisprender


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Are ninjas allowed to be hipsters?

Are hipsters allowed to be ninjas?

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Two bike shirts within a very short period. Is woot trying to get us to go out and exercise more?

I do that twitter thing at times

JethroOp369


 quality posts: 4 Private Messages JethroOp369

Ninjas would ride fixies...shifting makes too much noise.

sarahlav


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages sarahlav

In a duel between Ninja on a bicycle and Chuck Norris on a bicycle, who would win?

zekecatz


 quality posts: 148 Private Messages zekecatz

My son used to wear his ninja suit and ride his bicycle — fortunately he outgrew that stage.

CrispyTangelo


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages CrispyTangelo

This guy is such a ninja, he leaves no footprints. Not even carbon footprints.

doze


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages doze

Ninja please

letshunt


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages letshunt

That's so abstruse.

I mean I thought snakes on planes was silly, but now we have ninjas on bicycles.

I am eagerly awaiting sharks on a tractor.

shutts67


 quality posts: 16 Private Messages shutts67

Wait... Shouldn't we just see the bike?

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

wongton


 quality posts: 5 Private Messages wongton

Can he ride his bike with no handlebars? No handlebars?

hai.

ak1803


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages ak1803

nin-ja stole, nin-ja stole my bike.

popcornrox


 quality posts: 8 Private Messages popcornrox

With the nice weather lately, everyone's getting outside.

DianaSprinkle


 quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Red shirt of death! Cycle of doooom.

Print Store!

renkenr


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr

I imagine the little bike bell has been removed from the ninja bike model.

valianteffort


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

Do ninjas get flat tires like the rest of us?

woot4jam


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages woot4jam

There are actually three ninjas on this shirt.

signature available upon request

moronbrigade


 quality posts: 23 Private Messages moronbrigade

Whats with the California domination here on woot, thats two in a row... man.

Seize the Opportunity.

ChicagoJayhawk


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages ChicagoJayhawk

So do ninja's think they're exempt from bicycle safety laws? Helmets save lives, people!!

godmadesky


 quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

This shirt violates every childhood rule when it comes to bike riding:
- Don't ride with sharp objects
- Don't ride in all black
- Wear a helmet
- Don't ride while suffering from a severe case of what appears to be jaundice.

What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

lonelypond


 quality posts: 248 Private Messages lonelypond
godmadesky wrote:
- Don't ride while suffering from a severe case of what appears to be jaundice.



ha! It is a nice, if unhealthy, color mix though.

renkenr


 quality posts: 7 Private Messages renkenr
chrisprender wrote:Are ninjas allowed to be hipsters?

Are hipsters allowed to be ninjas?



No and no. There's all kinds of wrong in your post.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

With all these questions about the shirt, perhaps it's best to Ask A Ninja!

I do that twitter thing at times

SuperNinja


 quality posts: 17 Private Messages SuperNinja

Everyone knows ninjas use roller skates, not bikes. Duh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4s6zFVm9qI

lebo1865


 quality posts: 5 Private Messages lebo1865

when being sued by the ninjas family the driver defended himself by saying "Honestly, i just didn't see him coming"

terrenceistheman


 quality posts: 15 Private Messages terrenceistheman

wonder how they came up with the title

duskfall


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages duskfall

I don't know what it is, but I think this shirt is hilarious.
If it didn't have the text on it, I would be in for one. The text just ruins it for me. I do have the power of observation. No explanation needed.

Kuragari


 quality posts: 6 Private Messages Kuragari

How about a shirt with a cool graphic that isn't pointless?

copy0con


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages copy0con

Is there a ninja on this shirt? Could someone point him or her out to me?

Sokudoningyou


 quality posts: 5 Private Messages Sokudoningyou
bluejester wrote:With all these questions about the shirt, perhaps it's best to Ask A Ninja!



It is never, ever wrong to Ask A Ninja.

However, I would ask why the artist felt the need to have "ninja on a bicycle" on the shirt itself. Is it the implication that people are too Jatravartid to figure it out? Is it so hip it's past cool? I am seriously curious about this.

tazfreeatlast


 quality posts: 18 Private Messages tazfreeatlast
duskfall wrote:If it didn't have the text on it, I would be in for one. The text just ruins it for me. I do have the power of observation. No explanation needed.

^^ This.

crusader74


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages crusader74

If I end up getting this shirt and people begin asking questions, I'll just go ahead and tell them it's an indie band.

goldenthorn


 quality posts: 37 Private Messages goldenthorn

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Sokudoningyou wrote:It is never, ever wrong to Ask A Ninja.

However, I would ask why the artist felt the need to have "ninja on a bicycle" on the shirt itself. Is it the implication that people are too Jatravartid to figure it out? Is it so hip it's past cool? I am seriously curious about this.



I kind of feel like it's modeled on old sketch lithographs that always had a description of the picture. Like a sketch of two ladies talking a walk along the Seine in their fancy dresses, and underneath the illustration it would say "deux grandes dames se promenent a cote de la Seine." Or a picture of a prize whippet hound with "Blue Ribbon whippet hound Jameson Foghorn III." Or an old man sitting in a rocking chair on a porch, smoking a pipe, with "grandfather in a rocking chair on a porch, smoking a pipe." You know... like that.

I rose in rainy autumn and walked abroad in a shower of all my days.

roshinobi


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages roshinobi

This brings back memories. For halloween one year, I rode my bike to work wearing a ninja costume. It's funny how people try not to stare.

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