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Metrognome

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Woots Sold:
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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale

So THIS is where it went! I've wondered when I'd spot this on the tee circuit. Congrats!

Kuragari


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Kuragari

That poor gnome, where's that stick going?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

I'd say that's definitely more of a metro-santaclaus.

Fat - check
Long white beard - check
Red-and-white attire - check

The only reason he might be a gnome is because of his pointed hat!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

khoufu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages khoufu

No offense, but are all the shirts on this site mediocre puns? Funny to see, but you wear it and your friends say "Haha. I get it."

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 105 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

That gnome keeps the rhythm. I don't want to know where that stick goes though.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

David is that you? I used to watch that cartoon every day. I miss my gnomies.

ChicagoJayhawk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ChicagoJayhawk

I kind of want one of these as a statue for my garden.

mayh658


quality posts: 27 Private Messages mayh658

Look at how bushy his eyebrows are! I'm sorry, but that gnome is not metro.

JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale
khoufu wrote:No offense, but are all the shirts on this site mediocre puns? Funny to see, but you wear it and your friends say "Haha. I get it."



I don't know khoufu, I'm sure the staff of Travelocity.com would love to wear this...

Dissonance


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Dissonance

As a music teacher, I love it, but if he's truly "metro" shouldn't he have fashionable glasses and a dressy shirt?

lonelypond


quality posts: 375 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! and he looks a little like he's holding up his pants. Nice fuzzy detail on the boots. Definitely a fashion forward metrosexual type of gnome.

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Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
khoufu wrote:No offense, but are all the shirts on this site mediocre puns? Funny to see, but you wear it and your friends say "Haha. I get it."



Yeah pretty much. Which is why I haven't bought a shirt for myself since September of last year.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

zekecatz


quality posts: 193 Private Messages zekecatz

If I wear this shirt can I get some good travel deals?

bpr2


quality posts: 175 Private Messages bpr2

Will this gnome help me get my travel schedule on time?

*rimshot*

that was fun while it lasted!

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

As a DC native, I appreciate today's "Wear this shirt". I think it should also apply when in Paris.

t3hbigv


quality posts: 4 Private Messages t3hbigv

Tock Tock Tock Tock

had an old wooden pyramidal one with a dial and a flashing light with a Tock Tock Tock noise. Annoying.

Tock Tock Tock Tock

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

This is the free software version right?

figmentPez


quality posts: 1 Private Messages figmentPez
mayh658 wrote:Look at how bushy his eyebrows are! I'm sorry, but that gnome is not metro.



I was just about to comment on the need for pruning those unruly messes.

michaelsalley


quality posts: 1 Private Messages michaelsalley
Assassin15 wrote:I'd say that's definitely more of a metro-santaclaus.

Fat - check
Long white beard - check
Red-and-white attire - check

The only reason he might be a gnome is because of his pointed hat!



Definitely agree. I always look at the design before I read the title, and I was thinking... "Santa on a metronome? Why is that funny?"

This is *definitely* one where it would only really be funny if the title was on the shirt somehow. Otherwise it's just a "Huh?" for me.

Maybe you just have to live where they have "gnomes" more commonly.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 205 Private Messages skatimmy737

More like metro-GROAN.

ChicagoJayhawk


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ChicagoJayhawk

The husband is laughing and proclaiming "Never metrognome alone." Apparently he's been heavily influenced by Travelocity commercials.

sabru8


quality posts: 46 Private Messages sabru8

I always wondered what he did in the off season.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Does the top of the metronome look kind of like a creepy face staring into the depths of your very soul? Or am I just ready to go to bed.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988

Congrats Ian, awesome work!

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

Is it me, or does the top of the metronome look like a smiley face?

zcbmarne


quality posts: 3 Private Messages zcbmarne

That's funny. He doesn't look like Ryan Seacrest.

trumpy33


quality posts: 14 Private Messages trumpy33

Perhaps the next shirt could be MetroNome as in Nome, Alaska. I'm imagining a snow globe or some sort of alien abduction.

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX
Assassin15 wrote:Does the top of the metronome look kind of like a creepy face staring into the depths of your very soul? Or am I just ready to go to bed.



...I thought it just looked like a house... until there were several posts saying it looked like a face.

theCan


quality posts: 6 Private Messages theCan

I was really hoping that the pun would be completed with a metro(sexual)gnome

lol; w00t

lonelypond


quality posts: 375 Private Messages lonelypond
Assassin15 wrote:Does the top of the metronome look kind of like a creepy face staring into the depths of your very soul? Or am I just ready to go to bed.



Probably Option 2.

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orenj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages orenj

Not going to linky, but "Metro Gnome Music" is a store here in Tucson. Google it ;)

shygote


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shygote

This only made me think of Magic.

http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/mtg%20art/Urzas%20Saga/Metrognome.jpg

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen

Tempting—especially to a Camel fan. ☺

meh3884


quality posts: 24 Private Messages meh3884

looks like a santaman!

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walmazan


quality posts: 58 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats ianleino!

fantastic shirt!

greenleaf44


quality posts: 6 Private Messages greenleaf44

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Keep in time, or you'll turn to stone!

(Or am I getting my mythologies confused?)

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I have one of these mechanical metronomes, but it occurs to me now that I've never seen another one outside of that. Do people still use these anymore, or is everything electronic now?