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The Cheese is a Liederkranz

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Last Purchase:
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Quality Posts



a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952

the cheese is a lie!

michalc


quality posts: 6 Private Messages michalc

The Cheese is a LIE!!!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Sweet topical print! Congrats, Bassanimation!

strawberryicee


quality posts: 12 Private Messages strawberryicee

:O front AND back?? no waiiiii

SiraRaven


quality posts: 4 Private Messages SiraRaven

Oooo...nice use of the back of the shirt! Woot's gettin' fancy.

thumperchick


quality posts: 227 Private Messages thumperchick

*Squeak* ADORABLE!

bluejester


quality posts: 556 Private Messages bluejester

This shirt is a lie, front and back print?

Awesome!

jessica9432c


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jessica9432c

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jeevesofrkdia


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeevesofrkdia

Can someone help decode the message? It's a puzzle and a later-levels-of-Portal kind of puzzle, at that.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Mice playing Portal?

ksfcptnawesome


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksfcptnawesome

A little portal battle between shirt.woot and teefury I see.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The perfect shirt for Portal fans.

Of course, the real fans aren't looking at shirts right now, they're all still playing Portal 2.

lonelypond


quality posts: 405 Private Messages lonelypond

what no cake?

JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale

So, will this outlive the cake's record?

lalaclassic


quality posts: 51 Private Messages lalaclassic

I is so confused... I feel as if I should know what this is in reference to, but I have no idea, and I have no idea how to read the write up... HELP!

JonWelford


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JonWelford

So how does the artwork go through the shirt?

Dbarr74


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Dbarr74

bought.

Easy choice, love it.

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

The writeup just blew my mind. Now I can't click "I want one." Way to go, Shirt.Woot. ;)

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

michalc


quality posts: 6 Private Messages michalc

don't forget your friendly companion cheese cube.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

The write-up reminded me of "House of Leaves".

DarkDrag0n


quality posts: 7 Private Messages DarkDrag0n

Sweet, a Portal shirt just in time for the release of Portal 2! If only I could be wearing it right now while I play...

davetar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davetar

Portal 2 release is midnight tonight. Very timely, Woot. I'm gonna go pick it up in two hours (West coast is BEST coast)I am considering buying this shirt as celebration of this holiday!

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm so tired of solid shirts. I swore this site off... if I give in now, I'm going to end up with 30 more shirts in my closet. I want this one so badly though.

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thumperchick


quality posts: 227 Private Messages thumperchick

♫The Cheese is a lie.
The Cheese is a lie.
Hi-Ho the dairy-oh,
The Cheese is a lie.

Mouse in the portal.
Mouse in the portal.
What happened to the cake?
Mouse in the portal. ♫

silent7seven


quality posts: 12 Private Messages silent7seven

The only problem is that "Liederkranz" is pronounced Lee-der-kranz. Other than that, this shirt gives me endless nerdgasms.

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And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline

bluejester


quality posts: 556 Private Messages bluejester

For those who don't know This link explains the significance of the shirt.

Portal 2 came out just a few minutes ago.

tbwulf


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tbwulf

I demand a walkthrough on today's write up.



Please.

lonelypond


quality posts: 405 Private Messages lonelypond
lonelypond wrote:what no cake?



Which is all any non Portal players(for instance, me) know about the game, I think. Cute mouse, though. Is it winning?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Aww, man. I can tell this writeup is brilliant, but I'm just too tired to decode it right now.

Too bad we didn't get any "tutorial levels" on Portalized Reading, we were just dropped right into the final stage.

OtakuRyu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages OtakuRyu

Since SOMEONE'S gonna ask, this is Liederkranz, and this is the reference.

"The maddest of all are those who see the world as it truly is, and not as it should be."
~Don Quixote


“We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”
~Goethe

justintan23


quality posts: 2 Private Messages justintan23

Dang it! I don't play Portal but I'm so tempted to get this shirt...

kretchfoop13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kretchfoop13
chrisprender wrote:The perfect shirt for Portal fans.

Of course, the real fans aren't looking at shirts right now, they're all still playing Portal 2.



As a portal fan I was a little sad that it didn't have the mouse half on one side of the portal and half on the other. His back feet are lost in between portals which can't happen in Portal.

anz17n


quality posts: 2 Private Messages anz17n

Where are his back legs? They should be sticking out of one of the portals.

A puzzle solving portal hover mouse sounds like a scary thing.

dekulink


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dekulink

Does anyone get the mouse in a maze looking for the cheese reference?

I do.

profbrendan


quality posts: 7 Private Messages profbrendan

Dag, what're the chances of Portal shirts here and at Teefury on the same day? Ah well, nice artwork Bass!

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Cute and awesome!! And front and back is just that much cooler. Big congrats Bassanimation!:D

Vote!

CheeseDemon


quality posts: 2 Private Messages CheeseDemon

Want some wine with your companion cheese?

a75952


quality posts: 8 Private Messages a75952

CaTOS is watching.

Kasona


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kasona

Oh, woot, you tease! I tear my eyes away from Portal 2 for one minute and now I'm rushing to buy a shirt before the other 58k people currently playing Portal 2 see it.

Seriously, the game has been out for less than an hour and there are already 58,000 people playing it!!
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