Didn't see the hint telling me the answer so I figured out the riddle on my own. Saw the hint and put it all together:
a In the entire history of video games, there aren't very|
p |many that literally changed how people think. And|
c |not just thinking in the sense of "where in God's name can|
i |they have hidden the red key this time?" but thinking in |
g |the sense of "wait, if I grow lungs I can live on land?"|
m |Something like Doom or Quake or even|
h |Joust, those are games we could all play in a|
o |warehouse if we really wanted to. Maybe we don't have|
r |flying ostriches, but we could dress up sheepdogs or|
b |something. But when you're playing a game that literally|
j |is based around the idea that you can make a hole in|
l |the game... man. That's something that you can only do|
f |in the computer. How could you walk through a warehouse|
d |wall and then fall through the ceiling in the real world?|
e |We all get a little bit closer to the singularity today,|
q |ladies and gentlemen. Unless, of course, it sucks. Then|
k |it's just a crappy game from some sellouts who need to get|
s |off their butts and make a new Half-Life.
Wear this shirt: and namecheck
|Narbacular Drop. You'll look like a
Don’t wear this shirt: on bring-your-
This shirt tells the world: "Despite all my
|rage I am|
|still just a rat in a cage.
We call this color: Asphal
I'm not the first to do this, but since I spent time doing it (and not searching for the answer first), I figured I'd post to show it for myself.
Got a shirt today using my 'special' code...which brought the total to free for the win!