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Personally I'd go with the Tin Man during the zombie apocalypse to avoid just this kind of incident.
"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."
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This writeup would make Harold Arlen proud. (the Oz songwriter, for those who don't know!)
I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.
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How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?
PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas
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This is the BEST shirt I've seen on here in months, literally. Great job!
Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit
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I feel as though this would be a great psychological examination tool:
Imagining yourself in the situation depicted here, what would you rely on to survive:
c) slippers and a chant
If you choose a - you are a fighter.
If you choose b - you are a flighter.
If you choose c - that'll be $200, I'll see you next week.
What are we holding on to, Sam?
That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.