Shirt.Woot

Title is an ode to Mike from WootTV?

Brains: not just for zombies anymore!

To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a bonus round (sorry Straw Man).

Not to be confused with The Original Patrickspens Zombie Shirt

I LOL'ed xD

somehow though, the scarecrow is (a lot) creepier than the zombies, I dunno.

Regular zombies can be destroyed if you shoot them in the head. Does anything happen if you shoot this guy or do you need to use a flamethrower?

a heart...
a home...
the nerve...

At least it is comforting to know that we can still use fire.

I've heard some cultures eat flying monkey brains, but that really has nothing to do with this scenario. In for one.

Personally I'd go with the Tin Man during the zombie apocalypse to avoid just this kind of incident.

Blonde moment alert : When I first saw it, I thought "I've seen this before"...then I rememeber "DUH, it's from the derby"

*facepalm*

This writeup would make Harold Arlen proud. (the Oz songwriter, for those who don't know!)

How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?

This is the BEST shirt I've seen on here in months, literally. Great job!

Thank god he wasn't a zombie when he met Dorothy!

Rule 22: When in doubt know your way out.

spilzer wrote:Not to be confused with The Original Patrickspens Zombie Shirt

Yeah I've got that shirt. I can't buy this one cause having the same zombies and brains chat bubble thingy would be weird.

Since I also have Acquired Taste, purchasing this one too was a no-brainer ...

... and thus, there will be no point for zombies (or a scarecrow) to come after me. ^_^

Dorthy Gripped the shotgun tightly in her hands, read to make her last stand in the old home from Kansas. If it could take out a witch, then maybe the old homestead could protect her one last time. She breifly remembered the grim events.

At first, the Wizard said the virus could be contained. When munchkin land fell to the zombie plague though, all of Oz knew that the end was only a matter of time before the end came.

She cursed the lion for his cowardice, he fled the for the hills at the first sign of trouble.

The tinman was more noble about the whole thing and went down swinging his axe while trying to protect her. She used the bits that the zombies didn't take and melted it down for extra material for the nails.

And Scarecrow. Scarecrow that scumbag. He was the source of the plauge.

She should have seen it coming.

Their coming to get you Dorothy...

Zombie 1: Now which way do we go?
Scarecrow: points to the window on the left Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
Zombie 2: Who said that?
Zombie 1 points at the Scarecrow
Zombie 2: Don't be silly. Scarecrows don't talk.
Scarecrow: points to the other window It's pleasant that way, too.
Zombie 1: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Scarecrow: points at the door Of course, some people do go both ways.

(based on my favorite scene from the movie)

Anybody who sees this shirt, run for your brain in the opposite direction.

Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?

And that's exactly why you should be afraid. Very afraid.

Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?

He huffed & he puffed & he blewwww the door down. Don't you know your fairy tales?

Assassin15 wrote:How did a dude made of straw break down a whole freakin door?

He may have had assistance from the zombies beside him. Just saying.

I love the attention to detail. The glass on the floor isn't just randomly drawn, which he could've done and gotten away with. Most pieces actually fit together with the pieces next to it. Very nice.

Shirt reminds me of "Kino der Toten" area in COD: Black Ops Zombie Mode. God, hated those zombies.

Where does that arm on the top left come from? Is it attached to a zombie somewhere? Seems like it's missing a body.

Great googly moogly, check out that vote count! That's one of the highest in a while.

Congrats to the Pats!

Is another shirt sellout soon to follow?

Will it make it past noon?

If and when it sells out, will people be upset that it's no longer available?

Tune in next time...

Same Woot Time!

Same Woot Channel!

In simpler times neighbors would knock before entering and even then they'd only be after a cup of sugar.

Scarecrows!? The Zombie Survival Guide said nothing about scarecrows!

Happy Earth Day, everyone! Remember last year when there was an awesome derby of earth-day related shirts? What happened to that this year? That was one of my favorites, I think I bought all 3 of those shirts - and I was looking forward to more of them this year.

I feel as though this would be a great psychological examination tool:

Imagining yourself in the situation depicted here, what would you rely on to survive:

a) shotgun
b) cardio
c) slippers and a chant

If you choose a - you are a fighter.
If you choose b - you are a flighter.
If you choose c - that'll be $200, I'll see you next week.

Conversation between zombies and scarecrow in the Land of Woot as authored by patrickspens.

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain...only straw.
Zombie: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know...But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

As good as the first Zombie shirt!!!

turtlegir1 wrote:Happy Earth Day, everyone! Remember last year when there was an awesome derby of earth-day related shirts? What happened to that this year? That was one of my favorites, I think I bought all 3 of those shirts - and I was looking forward to more of them this year.

lawsuits up the whohaw

The extra arms (and hands) with no apparent bodies remind me ominously of The Last Supper...

Narfcake wrote:Since I also have Acquired Taste, purchasing this one too was a no-brainer ...

... and thus, there will be no point for zombies (or a scarecrow) to come after me. ^_^

LOL. (Like) (+1)

People tend to go out of their minds with praise for PSpens shirts, and 90% of the time, I don't agree with it. One of those things I guess; his shirts just don't do much for me.

However, I dig this shirt. Clever use of the theme. It's also a rare pop culture reference that it is well integrated with the theme, as opposed to being awkwardly shoehorned in while paying lip service to the theme.

My one worry is how small it looks on the Woot example. Prints often end up being larger than their Woot decals, however.