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Rule No.1: Cardio

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
thaflashdude
Last Wooter to Woot:
quiescence
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 18% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3385

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Bicycle? I want a tank! A steamroller might be nice too.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Bill Murray would approve.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

wissa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wissa

I. Hate. Reading. Sentences. Like. This. Cause. It. Takes. Forever. To. Say. Them. In. My. Head.

chucky3456


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chucky3456

This is zombie weekend, a weekend where I was absolutely guaranteed to spend $30 on shirts, and not one winner made me want to spend $10... what the freighttrain?

hdcooper4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hdcooper4

Suddenly the interlude of Mulan's I'll make a man out of you comes to mind... "I'm never gonna catch my breath. Say good-bye to those who knew me. Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym"

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

If there ever was a zombie invasion, I've already accepted I'll be that person.

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 64 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

If I only had a bike.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

A core rule established by Zombieland, very very important.

sabru8


quality posts: 53 Private Messages sabru8

I love the crudeness of the design...pun intended.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I like the graffiti style on this design. I could see it spray-painted around a city as a guerrilla marketing campaign for biking and fitness.

OneComputerKid


quality posts: 2 Private Messages OneComputerKid

This shirt is perfect for Zombie Jesus Day!

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

The artist bio confirms my fears hahah.

edit: writer to artist oops.

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

EDIT: Nevermind... The artist bio stole my joke.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Y'know, I wouldn't have immediately pegged this one as a Walmazan design, It's an unexpected (but welcome) new style for him.

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

The fella doesn't look that out of shape to me. This shirt needs more "plumpness."

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats Wences! I can't wait to wear this one.





bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Yaaay! Walmazan! Picked up one for my fiance. Defnitely one of the best zombie shirts Ive seen in awhile. Cardio will save us all.

Congrats, Walz!

heartflux


quality posts: 5 Private Messages heartflux

What's with the green ooze on the zombies? I don't see Slimer anywhere...?

I woot, therefore I am.

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

Anybody seeing a resemblance to the Beatles famous Abbey Road album cover? Guy in the front is with a white suit and the three in the back in dark color suits? Except in this case the guy in the white suit remains unzombifyed.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lglp0597+abbey-road-album-cover-the-beatles-poster.jpg

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Don't forget to Limber up too!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

SecretAgentWoman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages SecretAgentWoman

I get it! He's got s**t for brains!

::w:o:o:t::

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

Congrats walamazan! I have to debate on picking this one up. I love it, but I also have so many woot shirts already....I'll get back to you.

Also, if I get this I'll feel guilty if I don't exercise while wearing it.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Cutting the head off a zombie is a great way to defeat it, but when they have no neck, you're pretty much up stick creek.

rlorenz89


quality posts: 14 Private Messages rlorenz89

Remember the double-tap, people.

collinvh


quality posts: 61 Private Messages collinvh

Congrats Wences! I was pulling for Outbreak but this is perfect for my wife. Great shirt for the gym I'm happy for you.

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Designer zombies in new season's green. Really like the color scheme walmazan. These sorts of designs show of your diversity.

zeroelement


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zeroelement
chucky3456 wrote:This is zombie weekend, a weekend where I was absolutely guaranteed to spend $30 on shirts, and not one winner made me want to spend $10... what the freighttrain?



The first one that sold out quickly was nice

chefsean


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chefsean

WoW.....WHAT.....

I'm So Surprised That, ....

Someone Posted This Shirt On ebay For $10 Already??? REALLY???...lol



>> check it out... <<



>> Oops click on this ... <<



chefsean
CLICK....>>.....ON...>>....TheMysteryBox>>>>>>

tortilla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tortilla

I hate running (yet I'm training for a half marathon). Perhaps I need to buy this shirt for motivation.

funnytoad


quality posts: 3 Private Messages funnytoad

Rotten = Green
Oh so knarly snot = Green
Spinach in a can = Green + Ooze

Zombie = Rotten Knarly Oozing Green

Run/Ride away ≠ Repeat fire explosive projectile Weapon + Enormous Ammo Cache

Solution = The High Ground + Machine Gun + Grenade Launcher + Too Much Ammo + Prayer + Non-Zombie Friends + Luck + ?...

Oh forget it, I'll take this bicycle with one flat tire and no seat......

grrlmarvel


quality posts: 12 Private Messages grrlmarvel

Congrats Walmazan! Although to be honest, I'd be thinking car... or cupcake. I always think of food at the wrong time.

L3g3ndQ


quality posts: 2 Private Messages L3g3ndQ

thank gawd for no blue monsters today!!!!!! B^)

cycobilly


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cycobilly

I haven't looked, but did anyone submit a zombie-Jesus themed shirt for the derby? Seeing as how it is Easter weekend and that whole zombie-esque, raised from the dead thing Jesus had going on. I feel it would have been a winner, at least in my book it would have been.

Embrace the flying Spaghetti Monster & All Hail Discordia


20 - shirt.woot
19 - woots
2 - Belongings of Cthulhu

ngjohn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ngjohn

No need to tire yourself out running. Unless they are the infected variety of zombie, a leisurely stroll would do.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

He's gunna need more than a Double Tap if he can't run!

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

This isn't a t-shirt. It's an ad for....

mattdamon66


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mattdamon66

It looks like gym class. There's always someone who can't handle learning the Thriller dance.

Blessedgent


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Blessedgent

If true, then I will totally survive. I have TWO bikes.

funnytoad


quality posts: 3 Private Messages funnytoad

Anyone else notice that most, if not all our avatars (to the left) have a zombie-ish look to them?

wOOt was promoting zombie takeovers worldwide and I didnt even notice....