King1: Hey, what are you doing in here! This is my private bath. No one is allowed in! Well if your just going to stand there you might as well make yourself useful and scrub this spot on my back. I can usually reach it but the other guy is hogging the luffa.
King2: Hogging! I barely ever get to use it, and the one day I do your complaining. And why are you letting this complete stranger help you clean your back? Don't you remember the last guy tried to stab us!
King1: Well this guy seems a perfectly fine fellow.
King2: You said that last time!
King1: Hey, they're leaving. And my back isn't scrubbed yet.
King2: All for the better.
King1: Oh Shut up and hand me the shampoo.