Shirt.Woot

Now this is a strange shirt.

So... whose shirt was this originally, if it's been stolen by the person who's wearing it when you see it? I'm so confused.

oh, I'm still laughing...style of text seems just quirky enough to suit the sentiment

Shades of Steal This Book

I catch shoplifters for a living...I could wear this shirt to blend in.

i should buy one of these and give it to my boyfriend, just so i can take it back from him

Not only did I steal your plain red shirt, but I wrote this message on it to brag about it.

Buying this shirt with the intention of keeping it is kind of a Catch-22. The phrase is an invitation to having it stolen.

I can just imagine how anyone wearing this will get followed around while shopping.

And who can blame them? You've admitted to it already.

It's gonna be a hard sell for woot to convince me to buy my own shirt.

Someone stole my idea!

I really like the lettering on this design-- I don't think a standard font would've fit with such a slogan.

I really hope the placement of that hand doesn't make things... awkward... for female wearers.

DarkDrag0n wrote:Not only did I steal your plain red shirt, but I wrote this message on it to brag about it.

Kind of like the guy who bragged on Facebook about the robbery he had committed. Don't you just love Jatravartid criminals.

If I recall, the Eight Commandments also doesn't mention anything about coveting other people's possessions.

This comment was stolen before it could be posted. =/

Nice to see a red shirt!

Must....resist...urge...to DANCE!

Sorry, just saw Billy Elliot for the first time on Netflix Instant.

Will go to Bway if I haveta.

"I just wanta dahnce at the balleh!"

This shirt doesn't seem to fit in with any of the other Shirt.Woot shirts I have ever seen. What is going on? Even the write up is stranger than usual.

http://youtu.be/PhiFfOTe-R0

I'd rather deal with someone with Nymphomania than Kleptomania.

I'm a card carrying member of Kleptomaniacs Anonymous...and, yada, yada, yada, I find this post offensive.

Want proof? I'll haveta steal it.

Can we get this with matching underpants? :'\

Why hello 2004! How've you been? See tonight is a good night for you.

If it looks like it came off a bumper sticker, I'd rather not have it on my chest.

simple way to solve the catch-22-esque dilemma:
buy this with a stolen credit card. Then technically, you stole the shirt.

Oh, the irony of having to buy a shirt that states it was stolen!

CaptRobThePirate wrote:This shirt doesn't seem to fit in with any of the other Shirt.Woot shirts I have ever seen. What is going on? Even the write up is stranger than usual.

Uh, are you trying to find some kind of pattern in what shirts this site prints? Good luck. As for the write-up, it was quite normal! Utterly random and funny as usual I think.

But perhaps you were joking? As Pooh once said, "You never can tell with [shirt.wooters]."

Dang. I saw this at hot topic in the 90's. Nice and retro woot.

For some reason, the shirt design and lettering remind me of an arachnid. A spider, to be precise. To name a specific spider, Charlotte.

Was this done with Cincy Reds pitcher Mike Leake in mind??? And it is a red shirt....

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-Mike-Leake-arrested

Yes I'm a Kleptomanic
And yes...this is your shirt
And yes...that is a picture of a hand trying to pinch my nipple

My spouse failed to remember my "ends in 0" birthday (today!) and couldn't be bothered to order the two woot shirts that I requested as my birthday present. I'm really, really tempted to order this, give it to him, and then take it back.

Apparently I'm the only one that had to look up what a Kleptomaniac is... haha

"An irresistible impulse to steal, stemming from emotional disturbance rather than economic need."

yay me!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hah! It fits right in with the Woot theme of the day... HP. Looks like the same font HP used for several years with their "perpetual Halloween" ad campaign (the "computer is personal again" thing). I could never shake the halloween theme whenever I saw that goofy font in their advertising.

edit:

Love the HALO: Reach shout-out in the "This shirt tells the world:" section!

tazfreeatlast wrote:Oh, the irony of having to buy a shirt that states it was stolen!

The police will be waiting by your mailbox to arrest you for receiving stolen merchandise.

This shirt has been live for over two hours & still no Winona Ryder jokes?

Here are a couple bad ones for your viewing pleasure:
In an interview, Winona Ryder claimed that she didn't use the internet. Of course she doesn't... it's hard to shoplift from a website.

What is Winona Ryder's favorite football team?
The Pittsburgh Steelers.

It would be hilarious if someone got arrested while wearing this shirt and then had to take a mugshot while wearing it haha