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Dolphriend

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.000s
First Sucker:
brainjelly
Last Wooter to Woot:
klootzie
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
772

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Whoa... That BP oil spill had worse ecological consequences than I thought.

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Dolphin and a rainbow... Looks really cute but I think someone would get the wrong idea. Nice design though!

Bilyum it up all day long!

thethatcher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thethatcher

the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Flipper!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

This shirt tells the world: a) I like rainbows and dolphins, or b) I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY COMFORTABLE WITH MY MASCULINITY THAT IF YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS SHIRT I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE WITH MY PINKY.

lonelypond


quality posts: 521 Private Messages lonelypond

Wow...reach out and jump off the shirt cuteness quotient filled for the month...very energetic

Breakfast Nightmares! fresh from the Blink Kitty Love comic archives.

JadenKale


quality posts: 183 Private Messages JadenKale

I'm half expecting song lyrics to show up under it:
♫ Take a Look
It's in a Book
Mammal Rainbow ♫



it doesn't seem to have the same ring, which is probably why Levar Burton went with Reading Rainbow instead.

spilzer


quality posts: 121 Private Messages spilzer

Okay, I know it's supposed to be a dolphin based on the title, but I can't help seeing a tusk-less narwhal.

Darn memes invading my subconscious..



DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 169 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL, it sort of looks like the dolphin is a hump back whale... Okay painful pun aside I rather like the "More you know" vibe I get from the image.

glave


quality posts: 2 Private Messages glave

Seems like designs have been lacking in comparison to other tee sites lately. I KNOW the actual shirts have.

Last one I got was incredibly thin, and so long it seemed like it was almost meant to be a nightgown. I immediately relegated it to be an 'around the house only' shirt.

StevieSegel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages StevieSegel

Could really use a dorsal fin

Stephanie
over 40 shirt.woots (and an apron), and I don't have a thing to wear...

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf
justintan23 wrote:Blair Christie - Britain's Got Talent 2011 Audition



After watching that clip the shirt becomes 10x funnier.

Bilyum it up all day long!

bluejester


quality posts: 582 Private Messages bluejester

This shirt does not meet me all the way. Double rainbows have more mystery, I don't know what they mean.

Single rainbows apparently just mean dolphin.

ravenstarwind


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ravenstarwind

As a geeky gamer I totally squeed seeing that it mentioned Vampire: the Masquerade. ^ ^ b

~Raven~

Brittnikayxo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Brittnikayxo
spilzer wrote:Okay, I know it's supposed to be a dolphin based on the title, but I can't help seeing a tusk-less narwhal.

Darn memes invading my subconscious..



I definitely thought narwhal too.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
Wear this shirt: near a college, while lying in an alley doing heroin and weeping. It’ll help someone get an A on their photography assignment. Sometimes good deeds are subtle.



If that's your plan, you'd better spring for overnight shipping. Final project due dates are fast approaching.

collinvh


quality posts: 67 Private Messages collinvh

Something tells me this may end up in a bag at my doorstep. More than one woot shopper at this house ;) nice design ninja laser bunny!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.

jasneko


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jasneko

So happy!!

Buy!

TJFoxxxx


quality posts: 12 Private Messages TJFoxxxx

Dolphins are the thugs of the sea--killing for the shear thrill of it. They just have good PR.

zekecatz


quality posts: 204 Private Messages zekecatz

Opposite of Rotho

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

This is Woot saying, Yeah we really don't have anything good to put up there today. This'll do.

zekecatz


quality posts: 204 Private Messages zekecatz
CapSea wrote:I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.



A fabric pen could take care of that.

cmdrwoof


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cmdrwoof
thethatcher wrote:the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.



Damn, you beat me to it. I knew it looked kinda... fishy...

*slaps knee, hates self*

khasut


quality posts: 7 Private Messages khasut

Oh, the huge manatee!

...That IS a manatee, right?

Harui


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Harui

The angle of the face makes it look more like a beluga. :/

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

I gonna go with an extra strength "no"

wongton


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wongton
thethatcher wrote:the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.



The rainbow is his dorsal fin!

hai.

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

Well the first thing that popped into my mind was randy from south park who got reconstructive surgery to look like a dolphin.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Doesn't really look like a dolphriend. Looks more like a manaquaintance.

polomex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages polomex

I don't get it. So I won't get it. =\

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 66 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

this is what happens when you mix vodka & s.k.i.t.t.l.e.s.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Brittnikayxo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Brittnikayxo
CapSea wrote:I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.



Best shirt idea ever.

callthekiteman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages callthekiteman

If I buy this shirt I get to shoot heroin in an alley? Hmmmm...

zekecatz


quality posts: 204 Private Messages zekecatz

Many of the sales seem to be in landlocked Kansas - where they wouldn't know what a dolphin looks like anyway.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

My family is all for having me buy them the 'cutesy' shirts, but a lack of a dorsal fin ruins it.

Where is the quality control in the approval process to print daily submissions?

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe
tomcall wrote:Doesn't really look like a dolphriend. Looks more like a manaquaintance.



Rimshot

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall
jacroe wrote:Rimshot



Yes sir, I'm here all night.