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Dolphriend

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.000s
First Sucker:
brainjelly
Last Wooter to Woot:
steinhof
Last Purchase:
6 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
768

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Whoa... That BP oil spill had worse ecological consequences than I thought.

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Dolphin and a rainbow... Looks really cute but I think someone would get the wrong idea. Nice design though!

Bilyum it up all day long!

thethatcher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thethatcher

the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Flipper!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

This shirt tells the world: a) I like rainbows and dolphins, or b) I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY COMFORTABLE WITH MY MASCULINITY THAT IF YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS SHIRT I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE WITH MY PINKY.

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

Wow...reach out and jump off the shirt cuteness quotient filled for the month...very energetic

Vote:

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I'm half expecting song lyrics to show up under it:
♫ Take a Look
It's in a Book
Mammal Rainbow ♫



it doesn't seem to have the same ring, which is probably why Levar Burton went with Reading Rainbow instead.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Okay, I know it's supposed to be a dolphin based on the title, but I can't help seeing a tusk-less narwhal.

Darn memes invading my subconscious..

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL, it sort of looks like the dolphin is a hump back whale... Okay painful pun aside I rather like the "More you know" vibe I get from the image.

glave


quality posts: 2 Private Messages glave

Seems like designs have been lacking in comparison to other tee sites lately. I KNOW the actual shirts have.

Last one I got was incredibly thin, and so long it seemed like it was almost meant to be a nightgown. I immediately relegated it to be an 'around the house only' shirt.

StevieSegel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages StevieSegel

Could really use a dorsal fin

Stephanie
over 40 shirt.woots (and an apron), and I don't have a thing to wear...

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf
justintan23 wrote:Blair Christie - Britain's Got Talent 2011 Audition



After watching that clip the shirt becomes 10x funnier.

Bilyum it up all day long!

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

This shirt does not meet me all the way. Double rainbows have more mystery, I don't know what they mean.

Single rainbows apparently just mean dolphin.

ravenstarwind


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ravenstarwind

As a geeky gamer I totally squeed seeing that it mentioned Vampire: the Masquerade. ^ ^ b

~Raven~

Brittnikayxo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Brittnikayxo
spilzer wrote:Okay, I know it's supposed to be a dolphin based on the title, but I can't help seeing a tusk-less narwhal.

Darn memes invading my subconscious..



I definitely thought narwhal too.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
Wear this shirt: near a college, while lying in an alley doing heroin and weeping. It’ll help someone get an A on their photography assignment. Sometimes good deeds are subtle.



If that's your plan, you'd better spring for overnight shipping. Final project due dates are fast approaching.

collinvh


quality posts: 61 Private Messages collinvh

Something tells me this may end up in a bag at my doorstep. More than one woot shopper at this house ;) nice design ninja laser bunny!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

So happy!!

Vote!


TJFoxxxx


quality posts: 12 Private Messages TJFoxxxx

Dolphins are the thugs of the sea--killing for the shear thrill of it. They just have good PR.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Opposite of Rotho

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

This is Woot saying, Yeah we really don't have anything good to put up there today. This'll do.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz
CapSea wrote:I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.



A fabric pen could take care of that.

cmdrwoof


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cmdrwoof
thethatcher wrote:the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.



Damn, you beat me to it. I knew it looked kinda... fishy...

*slaps knee, hates self*

khasut


quality posts: 7 Private Messages khasut

Oh, the huge manatee!

...That IS a manatee, right?

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

The angle of the face makes it look more like a beluga. :/

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

smklung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smklung

I gonna go with an extra strength "no"

wongton


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wongton
thethatcher wrote:the dolphin is missing his dorsal fin... I'm not convinced this is actually a dolphin.



The rainbow is his dorsal fin!

hai.

infinitezero


quality posts: 5 Private Messages infinitezero

Well the first thing that popped into my mind was randy from south park who got reconstructive surgery to look like a dolphin.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Doesn't really look like a dolphriend. Looks more like a manaquaintance.

polomex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages polomex

I don't get it. So I won't get it. =\

sparrowhawk69


quality posts: 65 Private Messages sparrowhawk69

this is what happens when you mix vodka & s.k.i.t.t.l.e.s.

Sparrowhawk69 is in therapy for seeing bunnies everywhere & is currently a member of R.A.B.B.I.T. : "RamyB All Bunnies Because I'm Trippin" anonymous.

Brittnikayxo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Brittnikayxo
CapSea wrote:I did have an idea for a shirt similar to this once, except in addition to the cute smiling animal and rainbow, I wanted a really big "Expletive You" underneath.



Best shirt idea ever.

callthekiteman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages callthekiteman

If I buy this shirt I get to shoot heroin in an alley? Hmmmm...

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Many of the sales seem to be in landlocked Kansas - where they wouldn't know what a dolphin looks like anyway.

tazfreeatlast


quality posts: 21 Private Messages tazfreeatlast

My family is all for having me buy them the 'cutesy' shirts, but a lack of a dorsal fin ruins it.

Where is the quality control in the approval process to print daily submissions?

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe
tomcall wrote:Doesn't really look like a dolphriend. Looks more like a manaquaintance.



Rimshot

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall
jacroe wrote:Rimshot



Yes sir, I'm here all night.