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Death Served Till Noon

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
azdraven
Last Wooter to Woot:
andyt81087
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4617

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
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Quality Posts



bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

Denny's would NOT approve. lolz

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

dawnmt


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

I stay away from eggs with two yolks...if.at.all.possible.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

This so reminds me of the guys from Epic Mealtime: Booze for Breakfast

(Censored Language Warning)

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

You look so good I could just eat you up!




30 years later...






*dies*

Damn you, Death, and your cholesterol!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Yum, now I know what to make for breakfast tomorrow! Thanks for the inspiration, woot.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Good thing these eggs are sunny side up. After all, you should always look on the bright side of life.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bmw66x wrote:Denny's would NOT approve. lolz



Dude! Totally just had an after-work pow-wow at Denny's...
I've got four words for you:

Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

Design looks really, authentically fried on a grill that hasn't been cleaned in awhile...nice. Also chewy.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
dawnmt wrote:I stay away from eggs with two yolks...if.at.all.possible.



You kidding? It always saves me the trouble of cracking open another egg! :D

heffer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages heffer

Reminds me a lot of:
http://i.imgur.com/lMysw.jpg

from:
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2011/02/carnivorous-creativity-meat-america-by.html

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

The killer was the Canadian bacon using a side of grits, in the handy ma'am's kitchen!

that was fun while it lasted!

jigj119


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jigj119

Are we sure it isn't trying to spread the message of veganism? Very... subtly.

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Well they are technically serving dead pig meat. I love me some crunchy dead pig in the morning!

Bilyum it up all day long!

Sephirage


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Sephirage

Don't forget to brush first...

trumpy33


quality posts: 14 Private Messages trumpy33

I guess this is what cooking eggs with cyanide looks like.

dreamingstar213


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dreamingstar213

I feel my arteries clogging just looking at it!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

ARRRRR, I'll have ye Grand Slam and ye Rootin' Tootin' Fresh n' Fruity!

Now I want IHOP. It's midnight, so it's the perfect time. Who's in??? :D

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

FYI, if this shirt has been fried in trans fat, you cannot wear it in New York.

maverik1390


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maverik1390

This should definitely come on a grease colored shirt.

dwayri


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dwayri

SPOILER: Adam Sandler only had until 10:30 in Big Daddy, but he was too late.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

steps up to offended party platfom

I for one take offense at this shirt. As a member of People for the Awesomeness of Breakfast Time (PABT), I would like to denounce the skull and cross bones used to depict eggs and bacon. People who enjoy breakfast time have feelings, in between bacon snacking of course--but they are there never the less.

Only a lunch lover would focus on demeaning breakfast time in such a way.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

pass the maple syrup





btw is it wrong to advertise these here?

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x
JadenKale wrote:Dude! Totally just had an after-work pow-wow at Denny's...
I've got four words for you:

Bacon Ice Cream Sundae



That sounds... incredible

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x
bassanimation wrote:ARRRRR, I'll have ye Grand Slam and ye Rootin' Tootin' Fresh n' Fruity!

Now I want IHOP. It's midnight, so it's the perfect time. Who's in??? :D



I am! ooo take ME!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x
bluejester wrote:steps up to offended party platfom

I for one take offense at this shirt. As a member of People for the Awesomeness of Breakfast Time (PABT), I would like to denounce the skull and cross bones used to depict eggs and bacon. People who enjoy breakfast time have feelings, in between bacon snacking of course--but they are there never the less.

Only a lunch lover would focus on demeaning breakfast time in such a way.



That anagram is dangerously close to Pabst, or PBR, a fave brew of the hipsters.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
bmw66x wrote:That sounds... incredible



it is! And if you know the waitress, she'll switch it out with a little chocolate instead of the maple syrup: bacon ice cream sundae


(not my video)

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Alas poor Yolk. I knew him Bacon.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

This shirt makes so much more sense if you know diner lingo. Poached eggs = deadeyes.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

Waffle House serves breakfast 24 hours a day!

Now I want some bacon D;

Edit: Apparently, Shia LaBeouf is a regular :D (see second link)

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

CrystallineX


quality posts: 17 Private Messages CrystallineX

I wonder if the egg is a mutant that had twin yolks...

motosama


quality posts: 0 Private Messages motosama

I like breakfast and I like pirates. What more could I want?

my home is www.gamehavoc.com, come be my friend.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

With this one, the recent infinity donut and now the challenge for more food related designs I think I may need to start ordering shirts in a size (or two) up





btw is it wrong to advertise these here?

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
creativehack wrote:With this one, the recent infinity donut and now the challenge for more food related designs I think I may need to start ordering shirts in a size (or two) up



Woot has always suggested starting a belly-hanging-out trend, you know. You could be the first to lead the group towards a new style!

mandren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mandren

Jolly side up

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

I'm starting to wonder if my closet is for clothing ... or for food storage. I have Vegetables decrying murder, hot dogs, a cupcake, more cupcakes, a sandwich, tofu, s'mores, donuts, and cake.

And now, bacon and eggs too?

CURSE YOU, WOOT!

krackajack89


quality posts: 1 Private Messages krackajack89

Idk guys, I'm a strong advocate of bacon and eggs. I'm quite fond of bacon. Also quite partial to eggs. I have such a strong affinity towards that breakfast duo that one could perhaps take a precursory glance at me and ponder whether or not between shoveling mouthfuls of their delicious wonder if I have ever stopped to look up the definition of heart disease in a medical journal. Well the answer to that is no, and I think that if I wore that shirt, more people would raise that question and stare at me instead of the satisfying sizzling sensation that is B&E. Nay is what I say, Nay.

...But i still got the shirt anyway

guerrero

JoeAngelillo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JoeAngelillo

Thank you Woot for printing this, and thanks to everyone who buys one!

This was a labor of love (of bacon) and is not a message one way or another. Eat as much bacon as you want. Or don't. That's just more for the rest of us.

jillycut


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jillycut

Love it. Bought!

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

I pi-rate this shirt

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad