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Denny's would NOT approve. lolz

I stay away from eggs with two yolks...if.at.all.possible.

This so reminds me of the guys from Epic Mealtime: Booze for Breakfast

(Censored Language Warning)

You look so good I could just eat you up!




30 years later...






*dies*

Damn you, Death, and your cholesterol!

Yum, now I know what to make for breakfast tomorrow! Thanks for the inspiration, woot.

Good thing these eggs are sunny side up. After all, you should always look on the bright side of life.

bmw66x wrote:Denny's would NOT approve. lolz

Dude! Totally just had an after-work pow-wow at Denny's...
I've got four words for you:

Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

Design looks really, authentically fried on a grill that hasn't been cleaned in awhile...nice. Also chewy.

dawnmt wrote:I stay away from eggs with two yolks...if.at.all.possible.

You kidding? It always saves me the trouble of cracking open another egg! :D

Reminds me a lot of:
http://i.imgur.com/lMysw.jpg

from:
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2011/02/carnivorous-creativity-meat-america-by.html

The killer was the Canadian bacon using a side of grits, in the handy ma'am's kitchen!

Are we sure it isn't trying to spread the message of veganism? Very... subtly.

Well they are technically serving dead pig meat. I love me some crunchy dead pig in the morning!

Don't forget to brush first...

I guess this is what cooking eggs with cyanide looks like.

I feel my arteries clogging just looking at it!

ARRRRR, I'll have ye Grand Slam and ye Rootin' Tootin' Fresh n' Fruity!

Now I want IHOP. It's midnight, so it's the perfect time. Who's in??? :D

FYI, if this shirt has been fried in trans fat, you cannot wear it in New York.

This should definitely come on a grease colored shirt.

SPOILER: Adam Sandler only had until 10:30 in Big Daddy, but he was too late.

steps up to offended party platfom

I for one take offense at this shirt. As a member of People for the Awesomeness of Breakfast Time (PABT), I would like to denounce the skull and cross bones used to depict eggs and bacon. People who enjoy breakfast time have feelings, in between bacon snacking of course--but they are there never the less.

Only a lunch lover would focus on demeaning breakfast time in such a way.

pass the maple syrup





btw is it wrong to advertise these here?

JadenKale wrote:Dude! Totally just had an after-work pow-wow at Denny's...
I've got four words for you:

Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

That sounds... incredible

bassanimation wrote:ARRRRR, I'll have ye Grand Slam and ye Rootin' Tootin' Fresh n' Fruity!

Now I want IHOP. It's midnight, so it's the perfect time. Who's in??? :D

I am! ooo take ME!

bluejester wrote:steps up to offended party platfom

I for one take offense at this shirt. As a member of People for the Awesomeness of Breakfast Time (PABT), I would like to denounce the skull and cross bones used to depict eggs and bacon. People who enjoy breakfast time have feelings, in between bacon snacking of course--but they are there never the less.

Only a lunch lover would focus on demeaning breakfast time in such a way.

That anagram is dangerously close to Pabst, or PBR, a fave brew of the hipsters.

bmw66x wrote:That sounds... incredible

it is! And if you know the waitress, she'll switch it out with a little chocolate instead of the maple syrup: bacon ice cream sundae


(not my video)

Alas poor Yolk. I knew him Bacon.

This shirt makes so much more sense if you know diner lingo. Poached eggs = deadeyes.

Waffle House serves breakfast 24 hours a day!

Now I want some bacon D;

Edit: Apparently, Shia LaBeouf is a regular :D (see second link)

I wonder if the egg is a mutant that had twin yolks...

I like breakfast and I like pirates. What more could I want?

With this one, the recent infinity donut and now the challenge for more food related designs I think I may need to start ordering shirts in a size (or two) up





btw is it wrong to advertise these here?

creativehack wrote:With this one, the recent infinity donut and now the challenge for more food related designs I think I may need to start ordering shirts in a size (or two) up

Woot has always suggested starting a belly-hanging-out trend, you know. You could be the first to lead the group towards a new style!

Jolly side up

I'm starting to wonder if my closet is for clothing ... or for food storage. I have Vegetables decrying murder, hot dogs, a cupcake, more cupcakes, a sandwich, tofu, s'mores, donuts, and cake.

And now, bacon and eggs too?

CURSE YOU, WOOT!

Idk guys, I'm a strong advocate of bacon and eggs. I'm quite fond of bacon. Also quite partial to eggs. I have such a strong affinity towards that breakfast duo that one could perhaps take a precursory glance at me and ponder whether or not between shoveling mouthfuls of their delicious wonder if I have ever stopped to look up the definition of heart disease in a medical journal. Well the answer to that is no, and I think that if I wore that shirt, more people would raise that question and stare at me instead of the satisfying sizzling sensation that is B&E. Nay is what I say, Nay.

...But i still got the shirt anyway

Thank you Woot for printing this, and thanks to everyone who buys one!

This was a labor of love (of bacon) and is not a message one way or another. Eat as much bacon as you want. Or don't. That's just more for the rest of us.

Love it. Bought!

I pi-rate this shirt