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A Rotten Prognosis

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1176

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better!

Bilyum it up all day long!

courtnaybrown


quality posts: 0 Private Messages courtnaybrown

Haha....Dr. Pepper

Narfcake


quality posts: 288 Private Messages Narfcake

So what's keeping Dr. Pepper's glasses up?

ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad

This is how Lowly Worm from Busytown goes car shopping.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

The worm must have known that he was having his picture taken - he's smiling.

burningphoenix


quality posts: 3 Private Messages burningphoenix

Congrats, Walmazan on the win! I can see the writeup being used as a great storyline for a food soap opera. :D

sykotek


quality posts: 12 Private Messages sykotek

Yes finally walmazan! In for 1! Quite relieved, I was starting to worry I'd have to wait for a double take derby.

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Wences!

walkingunseen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages walkingunseen

"I and my staff have reviewed all your tests" ??? Who did the write up, Elmo?

goneferal


quality posts: 19 Private Messages goneferal

Worms aren't detected on an X-ray, but with an apple strudel sample.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

aliceinwootland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aliceinwootland

Is anyone else disturbed by this design? How awful would it be to find out you have a tapeworm? Now, imagine finding out there is a massive worm in your body that is literally eating your insides and will eventually consume all of you.

Oh, god.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Walmazan's on a delicious food roll! Congrats, this is a fantastic concept :D.

jacroe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages jacroe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Genocide.

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Great work again, WA, but how does the doc keep the glasses from falling off? Oh, Apple has an app for that.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

So, does the apple have a tapeworm, or is she pregnant?

Ojoya


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Ojoya

I might be thinking too hard about this, but the alarmed-looking individual seems to be a tomato... so is he a friend of the apple?

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Is that Dr Pepper?!

(~Bell pepper that is)

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Narfcake


quality posts: 288 Private Messages Narfcake

Looking at the vote counts ... only 31 votes separated first and third places in this derby. That is a very close voting differential ... perhaps even the closest it's ever been.

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond

The kind of shock mixed with smile that Walmazan does so well. Congrats!

musicshark32


quality posts: 3 Private Messages musicshark32

Looks like we need to prescribe some CpGV for this poor apple. Hopefully we caught the infection in time!

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walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Do you have worm insurance?

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada

The pepper is a doctor, OK, I get the Dr. Pepper reference...that's cute.

But what kind of apple is it? Certainly unappetizing, so its not a Red Delicious if it has a worm in it.

Great, now I'm going to spend a couple of hours researching what kind of apple that is supposed to be, rather than getting some needed sleep.

paulpnevada


quality posts: 26 Private Messages paulpnevada
creativehack wrote:Is that Dr Pepper?!

(~Bell pepper that is)



Since they contain seeds aren't all peppers female?

So Dr. Belle Pepper makes sense.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
Ojoya wrote:I might be thinking too hard about this, but the alarmed-looking individual seems to be a tomato... so is he a friend of the apple?



Well, the doctor is a red bell pepper, so I guess anything goes...

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

For those of you wondering about his name, just look at the write up. Clearly his name is Adams Apple.

Get it?

;)

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Thanks for the worm reception! I´m so happy!

plasticpopcorn4


quality posts: 5 Private Messages plasticpopcorn4
zekecatz wrote:The worm must have known that he was having his picture taken - he's smiling.



as it gets microwaved

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Another clever 'n cute (and a little scary to think about!) win - congratulations Walmazan!


ernkaiju


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ernkaiju
aliceinwootland wrote:Is anyone else disturbed by this design? How awful would it be to find out you have a tapeworm? Now, imagine finding out there is a massive worm in your body that is literally eating your insides and will eventually consume all of you.



Kinda reminds me of those Alien chestbursters.

mafafu888


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mafafu888

This is picture is slightly dirty... in a good way.

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin

This is not good news to get on a shirt on my birthday.... :,( Not cool doc not cool

RohitK89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RohitK89

Is that Dr. Pepper?!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 36 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Yay, Wences! Congratulations! :D







nblottie


quality posts: 11 Private Messages nblottie

Great job! I kinda knew this one would win the moment you posted it. It made me laugh out loud. Congrats.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 217 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Congratulations, it's a worm!


D:

Museli


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Museli

This makes me smile, I am actually getting an X-Ray done tomorrow.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

It gives me the shivers when I imagine what it feels like to have a giant worm wiggling around inside of me, slowly eating away at my innards.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

Narfcake


quality posts: 288 Private Messages Narfcake

Adams' dream of wanting to be an apple destined for a teacher ... yeah, that wouldn't have happened anyways. He's a red rome (rome beauty), which is a variety that's better suited for baking instead of eating.