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Food Court

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
26 days ago
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Bottom 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1119

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 26% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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thetateman


 quality posts: 8 Private Messages thetateman

I like the shirt but I don't think I could get away wearing that yellow color

chrisprender


 quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Of all the children's board games requiring no skill, this was probably my favorite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Hungry_Hippos

JadenKale


 quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

I didn't know that hippos eat antelope. I guess that's what you do when you're hungry, hungry XD

headfone


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages headfone

Are the hippos gonna eat the white rocks, or the four-legged animal drinking out of the yellow water?
...Why is there even a lemon colored tee available here?

oddlyjen


 quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

Pink is obviously going to win: it's National Pink Day.

bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

That poor deer looks like it's in trouble...hahahahaha...

Wait, what? Oh, wrong game.

I do that twitter thing at times

creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Shouldn't the Hungry Hungry Hippos have their prey surrounded!?

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burningphoenix


 quality posts: 3 Private Messages burningphoenix

I thought the hippos were melted gummy bears...

Quasiskunk


 quality posts: 31 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Do the hippos want the deer...or the rocks?

ApeLad


 quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad

By some strange coincidence, I was tweeting about these guys earlier tonight.

bigjacob


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don't worry children, I think the hippos are actually just going to eat those round rocks next to the gazelle.

Assassin15


 quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Why is there popcorn on the beach? What does that have to do with anything? So random!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
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bluejester


 quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I guess you should wear this shirt if you were reading this forum posting earlier.

I do that twitter thing at times

daggersof


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages daggersof

Sorry, this bugs me.

I thought hippos are herbivores?

Yes, even hungry, hungry hippos.

Medicfrost


 quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Mmmmm, Venison.

chefsean


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WWWWW Poor DeaR!
Thats terrible that thoughts hungry hungry hippo's are out there waiting to eat that poor dear!!!!

chefsean
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jel2301


 quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I liked the usage of "hasbrook" as a way to include "hasbro" somewhere in the write-up.

My shirts on Teetrade

dawnmoneque


 quality posts: 0 Private Messages dawnmoneque

Yikes....I see the humor but its kinda creepy

Assassin15


 quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15
bluejester wrote:I guess you should wear this shirt if you were reading this forum posting earlier.



That's disturbingly ironic, that right there.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

torgospizza


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Due to the endangered status of their usual food, the White Marble, Hippopotamus hungrii is forced to look for new culinary options.

satchified


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bluejester wrote:That poor deer looks like it's in trouble...hahahahaha...

Wait, what? Oh, wrong game.



Oh get a Life.

... Seriously though, that was actually really funny.

zekecatz


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These can't be Hippopotamus amphibius which was common in Egypt's Nile region until historic times but has since been extirpated. Hippopotamus

bluejester


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daggersof wrote:Sorry, this bugs me.

I thought hippos are herbivores?

Yes, even hungry, hungry hippos.



Carnivore hippos happen though! Once I was cruising in the jungle and my guide, skipper Dan, narrowly fended off one that was wiggling its ears at us. He fired a pistol and frightened it away!

It's true, I swear!

I do that twitter thing at times

gdvorak


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages gdvorak
daggersof wrote:Sorry, this bugs me.

I thought hippos are herbivores?

Yes, even hungry, hungry hippos.



Mom says a hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says the hippo is a vegetarian.

creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

I think I need to play my keychain version now!



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Gatzby


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Assassin15 wrote:That's disturbingly ironic, that right there.



Seems more coincidental, if you ask me.

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creativehack


 quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack
daggersof wrote:Sorry, this bugs me.

I thought hippos are herbivores?

Yes, even hungry, hungry hippos.



Hippos kill more people every year than any other animal
admittedly, that doesn't look like a person in a gazelle suit, but, I don't know that the hippos know that

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goatradish


 quality posts: 1 Private Messages goatradish

I *heart* the history joke, even unfinished.

jimmah120


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oh I get it, the board was yellow so the shirt is yellow.... BRILLIANT

headfone


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satchified wrote:Oh get a Life.



Sorry, but you guys are horrible.
...Now if I can somehow work "Settlers of Catan" into this conversation...

doodahbtfcc13


 quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

My childhood memories of hippos have just taken a drastic right turn...
Oh, the horror!

Gatzby


 quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby

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headfone wrote:Sorry, but you guys are horrible.
...Now if I can somehow work "Settlers of Catan" into this conversation...



I'd give you a Clue, but I'm no Mastermind myself.

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polluxoil


 quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

I don't get why this is called Food Court.

bobqmccracken


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages bobqmccracken

Better than yesterday I suppose...

marisano


 quality posts: 2 Private Messages marisano
creativehack wrote:Hippos kill more people every year than any other animal
admittedly, that doesn't look like a person in a gazelle suit, but, I don't know that the hippos know that



But that doesn't make them carnivores (as in, I'm pretty sure they don't eat the carcasses). It makes them protective.

pharmacide


 quality posts: 11 Private Messages pharmacide
burningphoenix wrote:I thought the hippos were melted gummy bears...



Me Too! Their heads also look like lego bricks to me.

Buy my useless chest covers!

dawnmt


 quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

I also saw lego heads....and now I can't un-see them.

AVHarris


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daggersof wrote:Sorry, this bugs me.

I thought hippos are herbivores?

Yes, even hungry, hungry hippos.



Mine ate white plastic eggs. So a bird perhaps but a gazzel?

JadenKale


 quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
dawnmt wrote:I also saw lego heads....and now I can't un-see them.



I saw that as well

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