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Drains!!

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Quality Posts



zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

This is worse than a plumber's crack.

Mattroid


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mattroid

I like zombies and I like Mario, but the two combined like this is in no way appealing to me.

JPJ007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JPJ007

Very in the spirit of the Mario Marathon, currently going at http://www.mariomarathon.com/.

They're raising money for Child's Play Charity, which gives toys and games to children's hospitals.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

I was just beginning to worry that woot would never print another zombie shirt, Mario shirt, or pun shirt. I'm glad all three shortages were averted. I just hope tomorrow brings some of those kawaii fuzzy critters that there are not enough of.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Warped.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

This is a real jaw dropper...

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Supersugar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Supersugar

My favorite childhood memory joined in unholy matrimony to undeath. I am scarred. Scarred, I say!

popcornrox


quality posts: 8 Private Messages popcornrox

How punny!

jessierahl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jessierahl

Can we tone the zombie thing back for a little while, please? It's getting old, shirt.woot.

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Setzer13


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Setzer13

Not gonna lie. Mario without a jaw is really disturbing.

wisenekt


quality posts: 29 Private Messages wisenekt

It's good for the initial chuckle but that's about it. The zombie thing really is being ridden all that it can be huh?

empathy4u


quality posts: 2 Private Messages empathy4u
Mattroid wrote:I like zombies and I like Mario, but the two combined like this is in no way appealing to me.



I was thinking the same thing. I laughed at 'Drains!' but I don't really love the art.

niloc225


quality posts: 0 Private Messages niloc225

There is no way for them to get proper suction going with only one hand on that plunger. They are never going to be able to get the drains unclogged unless they cheat and use Draino

johnnykp98


quality posts: 1 Private Messages johnnykp98

It looks like they drank the Drano...

wisenekt


quality posts: 29 Private Messages wisenekt
niloc225 wrote:There is no way for them to get proper suction going with only one hand on that plunger. They are never going to be able to get the drains unclogged unless they cheat and use Draino



I guess there was enough foresight then to have the opposite arm missing so if they stand next to each other, they can clear the drain since Mario has his right arm and Luigi has his left. On the bright side, it will be the most teamwork they have ever done.

Conn250


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Conn250

This is one of the best roots ever.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 46 Private Messages PocketBrain

Oh, gawd! Because the previous 40 Mario-themed tees didn't include zombie references. And I have purchased some zombie Woot tees, let me tell you!

tsukigokim


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tsukigokim

As tired of the zombie fad that I am, I still found this design quite clever. But not enough to open my wallet. I'm REALLY sick of the zombie fad.

(And the bacon fad.)

funnytoad


quality posts: 3 Private Messages funnytoad

I think the offensiveness of the drawing adds to it. Yes they drank the Drano! mmmMM!! DRAINS!!!

After all if you had been run through all nine worlds of Super Mario Bros. in 8-bit over and over and over and over and over and over...., wouldn't you look like this at the end of the day??

funnytoad


quality posts: 3 Private Messages funnytoad

Beware the Zombie Mustache !!....

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Super Mario Brothers the Movie would have been much better if done by George Romero.

jmacgill


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jmacgill

I too love zombies and mario, but this is the worst woot shirt yet.

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie

I think this is absolutely hilarious!!

nerowski


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nerowski

a most excellent description

surfhappyhunter


quality posts: 0 Private Messages surfhappyhunter

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sumthing to buy!!!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

I feel the artist really captured the shamble of the undead.

move along

dawnmt


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dawnmt

I don't mean to brag (yes I do!) but I can beat Maria Brothers in 8 minutes.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

Not a fan of the design but I do like the techniques used
the fading drips from the text and the line work used to shade the faces

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hinote


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hinote

Its a funny idea. But really disturbing. I don't like seeing my childhood hero looking grotesque and scary. Not for me.

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

Mario's holding a plunger. Luigi should be holding a body part. Or Mario's lower jaw!

jakjak08v2


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jakjak08v2

This goes high on my list of "moments I wish I had a hammer".

dashablade


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dashablade

Your princess is in another castle.

With a machete and a torch.

OblivionAngel


quality posts: 7 Private Messages OblivionAngel

That is one of the best write-ups I've heard lately Woot! Bravo!!!

Made me go: "Oh SNAP!!!" When I got to the end. :D

lifevirusx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lifevirusx

That writeup is the kind of thing I had nightmares about :<

redmc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages redmc

its a really interesting take on an old favorite for most of us! While i like it I feel it has to much of a "sketchy" look

richieu11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages richieu11

I think I may have just found part of my Halloween Costume...


seriously though, on the fence with this one. My kids LOVE mario and luigi as much as I did growing up, but this shirt would seriously scare them...

DoublEE


quality posts: 8 Private Messages DoublEE

Next...

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Quick! Somebody get those guys a 1-Up!

pandabebe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pandabebe

Why do they keep using silver shirts? They are so gross... Just use heather grey!