j5


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Iceback wrote:That would be his fault not hers.



I don't think the term means the same thing you think it means

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j5 wrote:winner!
I guess that's why you're the pooflady.



//patting self on back//



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pooflady wrote://patting self on back//



You earned it! Orc ran to the store and I'm alone in a house full of sleeping kids, ah quiet!

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pooflady


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KtCallista wrote: You earned it! Orc ran to the store and I'm alone in a house full of sleeping kids, ah quiet!



Isn't that nice? I remember how great those times were.



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pooflady wrote:Isn't that nice? I remember how great those times were.



And he came home with ice cream. Quiet is weird, sometimes it's not so good. I used to turn the TV on in a different room when I was working from home by myself. I picked up a bit of French for a while.

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KtCallista wrote:And he came home with ice cream. Quiet is weird, sometimes it's not so good. I used to turn the TV on in a different room when I was working from home by myself. I picked up a bit of French for a while.



Today husband was gone from @5 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. fishing. Nice. And dinner was leftovers so I had no commitments to keep today.



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pooflady


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Night all. Tomorrow.



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KtCallista


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pooflady wrote:Today husband was gone from @5 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. fishing. Nice. And dinner was leftovers so I had no commitments to keep today.



Nice to have a good break.

Goodnight Poof

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Good morning all.

In the end only kindness matters

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KtCallista wrote:You people who whine about getting a break from 100+ weather are just sick! Sick, sick, sick! I don't care about a record, that's just too dang hot!!!!

It was 65 at 8am this morning I don't think we broke 85 today. AND I'M NOT GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT EITHER



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j5 wrote:I don't think the term means the same thing you think it means



Blue balls is a slang term[1] for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles and prostate region, sometimes accompanied by acute testicular pain,[2] caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal in the human male.[3] The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.


I think it does...

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Good morning everybody!

lplady


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Iceback wrote:Blue balls is a slang term[1] for the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles and prostate region, sometimes accompanied by acute testicular pain,[2] caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal in the human male.[3] The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.


I think it does...



Umm, that number 2 part doesn't say much for the wife...just saying.

Morning Wooters! Second lovely day in a row here and praying for more to come.

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Morning.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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lplady wrote:Umm, that number 2 part doesn't say much for the wife...just saying.



That was my point....ah nevermind.

Morning peeps.

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Good morning all.

M-i-l day. See you this afternoon.



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Afternoon AZGman! (whenever he gets here)

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KtCallista wrote:have fun, or something



Hubby had pain when he woke up. The nurse and the dr told hubby to pass gas. He was having trouble doing that.
After having him go to the bathroom with very little luck, the dr came in.

While the doctor was trying to figure out if it was just the air they pump into the body, or something more....Hubby farted.

Loud

The doctor laughed!

Come on, this is a gastro guy. He still laughs when he hears a loud fart???????

Men never really grow up, do they?

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j5 wrote:Afternoon AZGman! (whenever he gets here)



Don't forget to ask how he is doing.
He got cranky about that yesterday.

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dontwantaname wrote:Hubby had pain when he woke up. The nurse and the dr told hubby to pass gas. He was having trouble doing that.
After having him go to the bathroom with very little luck, the dr came in.

While the doctor was trying to figure out if it was just the air they pump into the body, or something more....Hubby farted.

Loud

The doctor laughed!

Come on, this is a gastro guy. He still laughs when he hears a loud fart???????

Men never really grow up, do they?



i hope i never get so old that a fart isn't funny.

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It has been so hot this summer, that I have on capris and a heavy tee shirt and it is 79 degrees!


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dontwantaname wrote:It has been so hot this summer



i'll alert the news media.

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Josephus wrote:I don't see why it's a problem to politely let someone tell you about what ails them (or doesn't). sometimes those monologues are very interesting.



Except when they go over my 30 min. tolerance. Besides, I have a touch of arthritis which makes it tough sometimes to stand in one position for the 45min and over descriptions.

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j5 wrote:Afternoon AZGman! (whenever he gets here)



Ditto

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no1 wrote:i hope i never get so old that a fart isn't funny.



This is the guy who we sometimes see at the restaurant we go to every week. Hubby said, we should drop our pants and bend over hop backwards to his table and see if he recognizes us.


Hubby might have a touch of brain damage!

The same brain damage that makes farts funny.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:This is the guy who we sometimes see at the restaurant we go to every week. Hubby said, we should drop our pants and bend over hop backwards to his table and see if he recognizes us.


Hubby might have a touch of brain damage!

The same brain damage that makes farts funny.



I think they are hilarious when they happen to someone else!!

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It is really nice out.

I should take Rusty to the place with the beach.
I just checked the tide chart and it was peak high tide at noon.
I wonder how low the tide has to go for the beach to come back?



(real reason, I weighed myself at the doctor and I have indeed gained back the entire 10 lbs I lost when Rusty demanded 2 or 3 long walks a day.
Rusty gained 10 lbs too. We need a puppy to make us all walk again)

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dontwantaname wrote:This is the guy who we sometimes see at the restaurant we go to every week. Hubby said, we should drop our pants and bend over hop backwards to his table and see if he recognizes us.


Hubby might have a touch of brain damage!

The same brain damage that makes farts funny.



that kind of brain damage sent people to the moon!

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no1 wrote:that kind of brain damage sent people to the moon!



One of these days, Alice...kaPOW!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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no1 wrote:i hope i never get so old that a fart isn't funny.



Amen brother!

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Big ewwww today....
guy was in the waiting room sneezing and blowing his nose.

Big blows.


That was bag enough....

but it got worse...

he had a handkerchief
why ????? Why carry a square of cloth the put snot in and carry around all day????

ICK




Remember when all the adults had them? I remember ironing them every week.

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Iceback wrote:Amen brother!



Hubby applauds your thinking

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dontwantaname wrote:It has been so hot this summer, that I have on capris and a heavy tee shirt and it is 79 degrees!



That's just weird.



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M-i-l's using a walker now instead of a cane when we go out. What a pita.



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pooflady wrote:M-i-l's using a walker now instead of a cane when we go out. What a pita.



a pity also.

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pooflady


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j5 wrote:a pity also.



True. But doing good for 91.



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pooflady wrote:True. But doing good for 91.



... that's my iq!

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Afternoon, folks.

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Man! The word games have gone to $hit.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.