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Is Paper gonna do Scissor's nails or something?

"everything was permitted, nothing was forbidden"

possibly a play on the assassin's creed?

Ahh, my first Shirt Woot. And I believe it was well worth it!

Cute figures but I'd no buy it

I love your use of props here. I would've put money on this taking first place (and 3000+ sales).

Congratulations on a great first print, Radscoolian!

This design would be so much cooler without the arrows. But then again, I hate having to explain t-shirts to people constantly.

Time for a bit of Demetri Martin:

Handshakes/Rock Paper Scissors


and if you don't feel like watching (which you should):

I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff -- I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors.

How many "Rock, Paper, Scissor" shirts has woot printed now? Feels like too many.

Unfair advantage for Scissors - can't she both cut Rock's fuel hose AND the paper? Also, why did I assume Scissors was female? Must be a Bobbit meme...

The Handy Trinity!

I can't stand it when people say, "paper, rock, scissors." It's "rock, paper, scissors (RPS)!" Every other way just sounds wrong.

acdawg wrote:I prefer Spock, lizard, scissors, paper, rock.

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marctrice wrote:Unfair advantage for Scissors - can't she both cut Rock's fuel hose AND the paper? Also, why did I assume Scissors was female? Must be a Bobbit meme...

I disagree. Advantage rock. Scissors wouldn't be able to get close enough... Rock Melts scissors.

+ now if you really piss rock off, he can go molten; you wouldn't like rock when he's molten.

jasonAP wrote:Play rock, paper, scissors against a machine!

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/science/rock-paper-scissors.html

I, for one, welcome our new rock, paper, scissors-playing overlords.

Play rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock here!

That's one old-school flame thrower -- modern ones use a spark plug instead of a pilot light extending off the barrel tip, nor the protruding pressure gauge. Not to nitpick or anything.

Just a thought here, wouldnt paper be doing Scissors a favor with that file? Paper would only be sharpening his blades making it easier for scissors to slice through paper.

almsforoblivion wrote:Adding just Lizard and Spock is for wusses. Real men play RPS-25.

lol! Love the difference between "man" and "woman" on that.

But congrats Radscoolian on first place!

This shirt looks like it should be a Pay Per View event.

If I didn't already have several dark woot shirts I'd be on this one instantly. Nonetheless it's a great shirt, congrats on the print Radscoolian!

In for 2. Nice job.

The file doesn't make sense, that just sharpens scissors.

Should have paper holding a hammer.

Does anyone realize how wrong this is???

Frankly, Paper has this whole competition wrapped up. He just needs to outrun rock and scissors until they run out of fuel/electricity.

Well done on the design!

If you look closely the Rock is all ready cracking under pressure.

joecooool wrote:The file doesn't make sense, that just sharpens scissors.

If you file parallel to the edge at an angle, it will sharpen the edge.

If you file perpendicular to the cutting edge, it will dull the edge.

acdawg wrote:I prefer Spock, lizard, scissors, paper, rock.

I totally agree with this post! Just need a lizard and spock and were set!

In for one, thanks woot!

almsforoblivion wrote:Adding just Lizard and Spock is for wusses. Real men play RPS-25.

How exactly do they justify paper beating a freakin' nuclear bomb?

wren1024 wrote:I wish the role reversal was more apparent.

I think the arrows detract from the whole design... seriously, who doesn't know rock-scissors-paper?

dominator101 wrote:How exactly do they justify paper beating a freakin' nuclear bomb?

A nuclear weapons ban treaty, of course. Just sign them out of existance!

elefader wrote:I think the arrows detract from the whole design... seriously, who doesn't know rock-scissors-paper?

Perhaps you should look at the direction of the arrows again?

"Role Reversal" Paper kills scissors... hence the arrows.

tgentry wrote:According to our stats, 6 out of 1427 Shirt.Woot designs feature Rock Paper Scissors in some fashion.

Obviously compared to every shirt you've ever printed it's not a high percentage, and I wasn't implying that it should have been rejected based on the others.

How many Rock, Paper, Scissor shirts are really necessary? I feel that after about the 2nd or 3rd one, it's time to move on to something else. Like hop scotch or kick the can.

tgentry wrote:I don't know, I'm just giving you the number. Seems like a different take on the game than we've done before I guess.

It's true, this one is different, maybe I'm just bitter because I always lost at that game.

I think that instead of a flame-thrower, the rock should be holding a pair of scissors. The paper should be holding a large rock and the scissors should be holding a piece of paper. How meta would that be?

Another "Rock, Paper. Scissors" shirt? Please, no more shirts involving this trio. They've been done several times already.

dboyd1089 wrote:Another "Rock, Paper. Scissors" shirt? Please, no more shirts involving this trio. They've been done several times already.

6 times, as Travis said earlier.

Hey, it's what the voters wanted. No different than in politics. And if you didn't participate last week in the voting process ...

ownster wrote:This design would be so much cooler without the arrows. But then again, I hate having to explain t-shirts to people constantly.

My thoughts exactly. The arrows seem quite unnecessary.

Have to agree with a previous poster...missing Spock and Lizard. However, it won't stop me from seriously thinking about purchasing this version of rock, scissors, paper.