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Need More Land

Speed to First Woot:
1m 17.000s
First Sucker:
rockintom99
Last Wooter to Woot:
psjilg
Last Purchase:
9 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2096

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



zikzak


quality posts: 21 Private Messages zikzak

Not sure if I'll buy it...but the shirt is awesome.

bearlylegal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bearlylegal

I saw what you did there.

kevlar51


quality posts: 36 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Patrick!!

thegeneticist


quality posts: 2 Private Messages thegeneticist

Need more paper foil too.

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

The past decade, we've seen a good bit urban sprawl here in SoCal. Old canyon areas that we'd never get back. Farm land that now grows concrete and weeds because of the housing bust.

This shirt makes a statement to all that overbuilding.

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz

At first glance, I thought it was the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

sogwennn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages sogwennn

Reminds me of the Ents taking down Isengard in Lord of the Rings.

harmony harmony oh love

asahel01


quality posts: 5 Private Messages asahel01

My wife thinks the trees aren't trees and the building is not a building. I won't say what she thinks they are. This means I can't get this shirt because I shall be mocked

I Woot therefore I spend.

Armagedon


quality posts: 106 Private Messages Armagedon

Finally a shirt in my favorite color! Green!!

ariadnemarie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ariadnemarie

THERE IS A JEEBUS. So happy to see this available, great concept!

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

Oh, and you know that somewhere, some urbanite is going "They're going to tear down those skyscrapers so they could plant more trees? NOT IN MY BACKYARD!"

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 36 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

i like it.
it's funny.

it's all fun and jokes now.....

moxxee


quality posts: 13 Private Messages moxxee

Ok, it's official: I am going to go bankrupt because of buying to may gosh darn Woot shirts.

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

Barqueida?

That's all I can think of since 9-11.

Not in for one, everyone else I know will think the same thing.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

see, belly? this is what happens when you feed the trees... >=b

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

jasneko


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats Parrotworks!

Vote!

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

very angular (+ green)

Stexe


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Stexe

Huh, didn't know that buildings cut trees. I always thought it was PEOPLE that did it.

So shouldn't it be trees sawing a persons feet off or something? Would be more accurate but probably wouldn't fly past woot.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Eco Tree-orists.

move along

Armagedon


quality posts: 106 Private Messages Armagedon

Trees are mean...

Armagedon


quality posts: 106 Private Messages Armagedon

almsforoblivion


quality posts: 8 Private Messages almsforoblivion

What do they shout instead of "timber?" Maybe "STRUCTUUUUURE!"

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

I'd like to thank Uniique, Rglee129 and Midgerock for their valuable feedback during the design process.

I'd like to thank my loyal fans who keep voting through good times and bad.

And whoever I forgot to thank. You are really important; I just can't remember you.

jakjak08v2


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jakjak08v2

I always pegged apple trees to be the lumberjack type.

fieldafar


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fieldafar

I love green shirts, just might get this one.

drunkenalien


quality posts: 44 Private Messages drunkenalien

I wonder how the veneer will look like from this tree... um I mean building.

ysalah


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ysalah

I REALLY like this

...but I just bought like five shirts on here (ABT randoms and two others). I don't know what to do. Is this what a shirt.woot obsession feels like? #halp

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Does anybody else find it weird that these trees are using a saw that was wooden handles?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

zigjustice1980


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zigjustice1980

I love the concept, but I wish the building (that takes up a lot of the shirt) was more interesting.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

I suppose you can tell how old a building is by the number of coffee stain rings you find on the stump.

REKIII


quality posts: 4 Private Messages REKIII

I get and like the comment, but a high rise is the most efficient use of space. The trees should be destroying a sprawling 16,000 sqft 3 bedroom ranch.

Signature -here-

fgarriel


quality posts: 15 Private Messages fgarriel
zekecatz wrote:At first glance, I thought it was the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.



I was also wondering why the trees didn't just touch it.

scottwaller2k


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scottwaller2k

Glad this one made it into the top 3, it was my favorite of the derby. Can't wait to wear mine out hiking!

postalsamurai


quality posts: 0 Private Messages postalsamurai
aoviss wrote:Barqueida?

That's all I can think of since 9-11.

Not in for one, everyone else I know will think the same thing.



I kind of agree.. =\

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

It's the sequel we prayed never we'd see...

The Happening 2.


Seriously though, great tee with a nice theme to it. Congrats Parrotworks. ^__^

hyde244


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hyde244

Reason number one on why Ents are the biggest threat to cities. They must be stopped!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Those trees look like sawing experts. They must've felt pretty uncomfortable at Lumberjack School.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

Cancel Arbor Day, the tress have been recruited by terrorists.

quality357


quality posts: 0 Private Messages quality357
asahel01 wrote:My wife thinks the trees aren't trees and the building is not a building. I won't say what she thinks they are. This means I can't get this shirt because I shall be mocked



HA HA HA I just noticed that Urban Bawls anyone??