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Smarter Than The Average Bear

Speed to First Woot:
1m 21.000s
First Sucker:
jimithygamma
Last Wooter to Woot:
SlappyWhite
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
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Top 43% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2637

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  • 8% joined today
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Quality Posts



ApeLad


quality posts: 30 Private Messages ApeLad

What's it say? I can't read math!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Yup-- the math all checks out.

[I actually have no idea, but I'm sure Ian-S did his homework.]

gideonfrost


quality posts: 31 Private Messages gideonfrost

His favorite mathimatical constant is pi

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Where's the pic a nic basket?

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

paigeorose92


quality posts: 14 Private Messages paigeorose92

Is it sad that I actually understand this math?

Big Orphaned Cetacea 6.15.11
Bundle of Carrots 11.9.11
Brick of Carbonite 5.23.12

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Bear claws - delicious.

jessica9432c


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jessica9432c

"And that's how you snatch the pic-a-nic basket. Any questions, Boo-Boo?"

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
Wear this shirt: to your AP phys-a-nics class.



Okay, I came up with my own Wear this shirt, but yours was way better. You guys are frustratingly clever sometimes, Woot writers.

veronikaa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages veronikaa

this is horrible.. who will actually wear this? i'm sorry, i'm not usually mean... but 'cmon!!

junwagh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages junwagh

Haha, differential equations. i think I'm taking this class in the fall.

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar

why are you integrating from 1 to x with respect to x? Oh wait, nevermind, that is 1 over x.
Edit: I can't read half of it. resolution is too low.

Still single, can't imagine why.

DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

shouldn't he be having trouble with calculus since he doesn't brush his teeth. Get it dental calculus? Ugh...

hobbsbot89


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hobbsbot89

But Yogi, I don't want to go to school today!

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine
jessica9432c wrote:"And that's how you snatch the pic-a-nic basket. Any questions, Boo-Boo?"



"Yes. Don't you mean the pi-ca-nic basket?"

nerdyneitch


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nerdyneitch

So that's how they almost outsmarted the ranger all those years!

"They say that when you kill a man you not only take away what he was, but all he will ever be."

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

cool for school

junwagh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages junwagh
paigeorose92 wrote:Is it sad that I actually understand this math?



Imagine getting called out by a fellow math enthusiast while wearing this shirt and you have no clue what the problem means. I still wouldn't wear it though. Way too nerdcore imo.

musicshark32


quality posts: 2 Private Messages musicshark32

Well, this makes me glad that I'm doing biology. I can study the bear and forget the math.

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uzfresh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uzfresh

Why are all the good shirts OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!!ing green. I have like 10 green ones. I would buy if not green! OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!!!

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Cute. And here I sit wondering if I would have gone to more classes if my professors had been bears.

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady
paigeorose92 wrote:Is it sad that I actually understand this math?



Why did he multiply by u(x)?

profbrendan


quality posts: 7 Private Messages profbrendan

You know why Yogi and Boo Boo wore ties? It's so the animators could have a nice separation whenever they had to animate the head while the body was stationary or in a cycle. See, it's cheaper to only animate what you have to, so if you can get away with keeping Yogi's body still while only animating his head, the animation is easier and less expensive. So when you give your character a necktie or a bandana, that covers up the fact that there's essentially a seam where one piece of the guy is moving while another piece isn't, and you don't have to worry about weird color fluctuations between the moving parts or body outlines not lining up correctly.

See, and you thought it was 'cause they were just being fashionable. You learned something today.

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

I thought about making an unbearable pun for the shirt, but then decided against it since the shirt made me laugh.

D3lusional


quality posts: 2 Private Messages D3lusional
imsochady wrote:Why did he multiply by u(x)?



u(x) is the integrating factor.

disturbed0ne


quality posts: 9 Private Messages disturbed0ne
profbrendan wrote:awesome thing about ties



I was thinking to myself "if this doesn't get a quality post, it deserves one." I'm glad woot agreed.

Solecs


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Solecs
D3lusional wrote:u(x) is the integrating factor.



Yes! thanks for that, I was trying to remember what it is called. Been way too long since I learned it :-/.

drawgood


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drawgood

Yea man, what is with this these recent shirts? They may have decent art on them but these colors ....yeeea, what a streak

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion
paigeorose92 wrote:Is it sad that I actually understand this math?



Yeah real sad. Being smart isn't cool, don't you know.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

If I could choose only two articles of clothing to wear, they would have to be a hat and tie. What could be more essential?

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

ciabelle


quality posts: 13 Private Messages ciabelle

I briefly thought this shirt would be nice for my vacation in the Smokies net month.. But two nagging problems emerged..
1) I have no clue what that is on the blackboard, and
2) Black bears are much more likely to be encountered than brown bears.

So there's two ways that I could be called out by wearing this shirt.

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady
D3lusional wrote:u(x) is the integrating factor.



Oh shnaps! Now I remember, haha!

MissBehaving


quality posts: 12 Private Messages MissBehaving

Love the title! I say that frequently and people of a certain age don't have a clue as to what I mean.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321
chrisprender wrote:Yup-- the math all checks out.

[I actually have no idea, but I'm sure Ian-S did his homework.]



Actually, isn't the e^1/2x^2 term after the C coefficient at the very end incorrect? Doesn't this term stay entirely outside in front of the integral in the final step (as shown)?...

I hope I am incorrect and the last step is correct as shown, but if not then this shirt is sure to draw comments from the geekdom....

HAMMER TIME!!!

kingkavik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kingkavik
JCamp4321 wrote:Actually, isn't the e^1/2x^2 term after the C coefficient at the very end incorrect? Doesn't this term stay entirely outside in front of the integral in the final step (as shown)?...

I hope I am incorrect and the last step is correct as shown, but if not then this shirt is sure to draw comments from the geekdom....



The +C is outside of the integral (in my experience the +C is often not added until the integral has been calculated, but either way, it's separate), so it's like

e^1/2x^2 * (Integral + C)
but worked out to
e^1/2x^2 * Integral + e^1/2x^2 * C

BlindingMask


quality posts: 6 Private Messages BlindingMask
JCamp4321 wrote:Actually, isn't the e^1/2x^2 term after the C coefficient at the very end incorrect? Doesn't this term stay entirely outside in front of the integral in the final step (as shown)?...

I hope I am incorrect and the last step is correct as shown, but if not then this shirt is sure to draw comments from the geekdom....



Plug it back in two steps back, and you return a true statement. The step is valid provided you do not pop a C when you actually integrate the final term. Unfortunately as written here, you could pop another constant, as the derivative of the last integral term would nullify it. However that wouldn't matter: if you take new constant D and old constant C, as the will both be multiplied by the same factor, you can combine the two to achieve new constant scrote. Plugging the equation back in with the scrote included gives a true statement.

Essentially: There's potentially two constants, but you can combine them to form scrote.

pinchecat


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pinchecat

for some reason the geographic distribution of "wooters wooting" this shirt does not surprise me.

one might find themselves bearly astonished.

Stuman25


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Stuman25

It's legit, a classic first-order Differential equation.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

If I buy one do you promise not to follow through with your idea for a rabbit, dwarf procotologist?

wootster309


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wootster309
pinchecat wrote:for some reason the geographic distribution of "wooters wooting" this shirt does not surprise me.

one might find themselves bearly astonished.



Aren't they still sleeping on the west coast?